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Is this worse or better than singing Tesla's "Love Song" to yourself?

Lovvvvvve will fiiiiiiiiind a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

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Oh, fuck. I was Reisling nut years before it became more common than a bar band cover of Hotel California. Same way I paved new ground with Royal Blue shirts and digging the Strokes. Because of both its cellar longevity and its ability to maintain varietal identity while reflecting the individuality of its terroir, Riesling may be the best of all the white wine grapes. Its homeland is Germany, where it has been cultivated since the 1400s or earlier, and where it is made into wines that run the gamut from bone dry and crisp quaffers to the complex, unctuous nectars made from Botrytis-affected, shriveled berries, individually late-picked, and known by the moniker Trockenbeerenauslese.

Of course, I don't drink it anymore. I've moved on to African grappa.

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Hey, hey, wait a second. This board is a two way street. Give and take. What do you know about IT Band issues? The pain started with what seemed to be a tight hamstring, but now it extends from behind my knee, up the side of my leg to my ass, and now is even bothering my back. I hobble around my office like a cripple. I think of IT Band injuries as a runners' problem, but the only running I do is in soccer, once a week. I am road biking/mountain biking/spinning between 6 and 9 times a week. Maybe it's something else?

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I recently learned of someone who went in house at a national chain of music stores. One of the side benefits is that he's allowed to play guitar in his office.

I do not work for a national chain of music stores. However, I would like to play guitar in my office. Can I do this?

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Shhhhh. I didn't tell you this, but most student loan lenders go 120 days.

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Does it go well with cheesesteaks?

Boo

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Do you have a guitar in your office to play? Or are you thinking more of the air variety?

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1. I hate this person.

2. Only you can prevent you from playing guitar in your office. Crank it up, dude. Just don't suck.

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I don't have one in my office right now, but I could bring one in. Maybe I could bring in an electric without the amp.

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Pesnke doesn't need to answer you. I already gave him everything I know about ice wine.

Penske, don't answer him. Leave him to wonder and fret for himself.

Personally, it sounds like a rapidly moving IT Band cancer. Thats how my great aunt went. Terrible end.

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Sorry. We are talking about my problems today. Please get in line.

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I have never eaten a cheesesteak.

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Unconscionability is the first and last contract defense any of you fuckers will ever get out of me. My only solace as I limp out of here this evening is that I'll be able to soothe my pain with a crisp, refreshing riesling tonight as I sit on the couch and pre-pay all of my debts.

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In case nobody has mentioned it recently, you are gay.