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Maybe where you live. Here, it's Pants-Free Thursday.

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I never grasp why people do the "I have no facial muscles" look. I don't like it.

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What does this mean?

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I don't like the slack-jawed yokel look. It looks like she might drool, and not in a sexy way.

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When your face is relaxed, do your lips touch? Would you rather she clench her jaw? It's not like her mouth is wide open.

Fuck, those eyes are sexy.

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There is a way to drool sexily?

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Uh-oh. Nobody told me. Boy, do I feel dumb.

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Whenever you talk like that, I think you should switch your avatar to spongebob's gay lover:

http://www.zat.com/images/p/SBS/pdPASBS0005.jpg

Runaway Bride
 

Yeah-ye catfight!

http://www.preshing.com/kramer/catfight.jpg

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They are not squinty enough. It's like she has no eyelid muscles.

but you're blick
 

I wonder where he got the Sarf Effrica recommendation from? Is that where Martin Lawrence went when he was suffering from all that exhaustion of his?

The least Chappelle could have done before he left is wander out into the street with a handgun, shrieking gibberish and rolling his eyes. I feel cheated.

A Call to Arms
 

You are always soooo superior. You and lo-berry. Lording over the rest of us your witty, pithy criticism and your cutting insults. I see what's going on here. Building yourselves up by cutting others down, etc. It masks a deep-seated insecurity, and while it used to make me feel concerned for you, not anymore! I am sick of it, and it is not my fault that you do not seek the help you so desperately need. If you're so much better than the rest of us, you and lo-berry can go off in your own corner, Mr. Fancy Pants. I, for one, am done with you.

P.S. You can't spell B.O. without Bo!

Porn Has Completely Destroyed Me
 

Someone asked who had the preggo fetish. It was Penske but he died in a horrible mountain biking accident and I inherited it.

RT asked me just how many fetishes I had, and I told her I found it too limiting to actually keep count, as I might find a new one, and then where would I be.

Shortly after that, TM declared that he really wished he could have gone to his grave without knowing that I had a preggo fetish. At that stage I had to remind him that this isn't real life, and his momma doesn't really turn tricks at the Port Authority Bus Terminal.

BTW, RP, it's still on right? I've been fantasizing since I first found out you were in bloom you fabulous flower!!!!

(p.s., don't tell Thurgreed)

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Sure there is, when you're drooling because you're giving me vigorous fellatio.

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Yes. Get on your knees, open your mouth, and I'll show you. But maybe that isn't really drooling....

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I don't get the whole "get on your knees" fascination. Do most men prefer to receive vigorous fellatio (Hi LFM!) whilst standing? I know that I prefer to be lying down whilst receiving sensuous cunnilingus, but then again I am not a man.

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2. Plus, her big toe is bent at an odd angle. I would ask her to change shoes if she came out for a date wearing sandals.

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I have a complaint.

I had reason to give vigorous fellatio recently, and everything was going along great until the hand in my hair started trying to guide my head rather strongly.

Offering helpful suggestions as to where I might put my tongue next is fine. Grabbing my hair and forcing my head up and down is not.

I actually rather like it when someone's hands are running through my hair, but the second turns to pushing, I'm instantly unimpressed. I was afraid I was going to choke at one point, and I like to think of myself as somewhat competent at safely giving vigorous fellatio.

It's disappointing, really, because I rather liked giving him head up until the pushing.

I guess the re: line is applicable.

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Hmm. Even if he is lying down, I am usually on my knees. Is this atypical?

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Point taken. I guess I was assuming the "on your knees" command was sort of a dom/sub type thing? I think it probably comes from a friend of mine who describes various women as "swinging from [his] nuts" because they want to give him vigorous fellatio all the time. No, this is not PLF. PLF likes it more gentle so it means something. I can tell this just by looking at him.

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I am currently swinging from PLF's nuts. That explains his lack of posting.

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Me too. Unless I'm lying on my stomach, which doesn't give as great access to everything I generally want access to.

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But if you are lying down, your head would be more freely movable and maybe his pulling your hair wouldn't bug you so much. Just a thought.

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Nice post for the photoshopped Pope avatar.

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This is why I come to this board. Helpful suggestions to problems I'm having. Thanks Hank!

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You haven't been licking Sebby's ass, have you? Rumor has it he's not so into that.

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Sorry about that. I will try to remember your preferences next time.

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That's why I air my grievances. I trust that this went into the dossier? Who is keeping track of that now? It seems that Shape Shifter and Ollie have Sebby's file under control.

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Sorry, it was a last minute decision. Well, you know now and there's half a day left, so take advantage. And just so you are on top of these things, tomorrow is Braless Friday.

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Next time, start baring the teeth. That'll stop that shit right there.

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Nobody wants to see Shifty without his manziere.

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I still can't get past Wonk's pregnancy fetish. When is taxapalooza again?

but you're blick
 

How did he end up in SOuth Africa while he is supposed to shoot the show? Is he still in the running to be America's Next Top Model?

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You're implying I'm not sexy? Sniff.

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Standing while getting head is the best. It's even better of you're standing someplace you don't care about making a mess on, such as in a club or parking lot or something.


Doing that standing on the nice rug is a no no.

Bo
 

I meant to post that I had a harder time getting through for Bo than ever. I got ten calls in in the time it takes for me to get fifty through. He wins.

Str8, you can take that str8 to the online casino.

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I tend to be very flexible in this regard. If I am offered vigorous fellation whilst standing, I'll stand. If the fellator wants me to sit or lie back, I'm cool with that, too.

I just told her to get on her knees because at the moment I was typing, I was sitting at my desk. I am assuming Tex is too tall to be able to stand in the cubbyhole.

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Me - chair or couch. You - on knees on floor. See, e.g., Paris Hilton video.

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She's not a swallower?

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I have annotated your file accordingly and my resume is on its way via email.