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notcasesensitive 05-24-2005 05:32 PM
Holy Implants, Batman!
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Too true. Reminds me of that episode of that MTV show where people get plastic surgery to look like a famous person (ncs- what is the name of this show?) and some girl got Ds to look like Britney.
I Want A Famous Face. Best was the one with the transvestite who wanted to look like JLo. There have been a couple with Britney impersonators who got implants, facial surgery to look like her. Not sure if they are now cutting back on the exercise and cutting out the Clearasil in order to keep up with Britney's trailerpark era.

lo-berry 05-24-2005 05:33 PM
Holy Implants, Batman!
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Only lo berry awards "dumbest." you can no more do that than I can start a poll.
Correctest.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-24-2005 05:34 PM
Base Running
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
And could somebody please explain the infield fly rule? Nothing worse than going for the next base when you're not supposed to, and having everybody scream their heads off, and then getting tagged.
There is no infield fly rule with men. I've never thrown anyone out. Hundreds of errors.

Sadly, many passed balls as well.

ltl/fb 05-24-2005 05:34 PM
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What the hell?

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....f0ws.oUk05Dg--
Why would someone DO that?

lo-berry 05-24-2005 05:35 PM
Holy Implants, Batman!
 
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield


I'd personally love to have a long black S500. It's look so strange for someone my age. So geriatric, but so comfortable.
Why geriatric? In my hood, all the S500s are pimped out something righteous. And not the geriatric pimps, the younguns.

lo-berry 05-24-2005 05:36 PM
Holy Implants, Batman!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Too true. Reminds me of that episode of that MTV show where people get plastic surgery to look like a famous person (ncs- what is the name of this show?) and some girl got Ds to look like Britney.
jackass?

tmdiva 05-24-2005 05:36 PM
Base Running
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
And could somebody please explain the infield fly rule? Nothing worse than going for the next base when you're not supposed to, and having everybody scream their heads off, and then getting tagged.
I know I know I know (thanks to being married to a baseball rules/strategy geek)!

When there is one out or no outs, runners on at least first and second (or bases loaded), and the batter hits a high popup that could be fielded by an infielder, the ump calls infield fly while the ball is still in the air. Whether or not the ball is actually caught, the batter is out and the runners do not advance.

I guess I could Google to check for sure--the only part I might have missed is the runners on. It might be that the bases have to be loaded.

tm

Hank Chinaski 05-24-2005 05:37 PM
Base Running
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Sadly, many passed balls as well.
And that's why you and I, unlike coltrane, have wrists strong enough to bowl 3 games.

ltl/fb 05-24-2005 05:38 PM
Base Running
 
Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva
I know I know I know (thanks to being married to a baseball rules/strategy geek)!

When there is one out or no outs, runners on at least first and second (or bases loaded), and the batter hits a high popup that could be fielded by an infielder, the ump calls infield fly while the ball is still in the air. Whether or not the ball is actually caught, the batter is out and the runners do not advance.

I guess I could Google to check for sure--the only part I might have missed is the runners on. It might be that the bases have to be loaded.

tm
Yes, but how does that translate into sex? I'm guessing no intercourse is involved. Perhaps inability to maintain an erection?

lo-berry 05-24-2005 05:39 PM
Base Running
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yes, but how does that translate into sex? I'm guessing no intercourse is involved. Perhaps inability to maintain an erection?
Its making the move from second to third and prematuring in your docksiders.

tmdiva 05-24-2005 05:42 PM
Base Running
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yes, but how does that translate into sex? I'm guessing no intercourse is involved. Perhaps inability to maintain an erection?
I dunno--I'm in the camp that thinks baseball-sex analogies are fundamentally flawed. In all the formulations thus far presented, there's just too much between third base and home plate. Of course, I could be biased because of my many years as an experimental virgin.

tm

Shape Shifter 05-24-2005 05:46 PM
Holy Implants, Batman!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by lo-berry
Correctest.
As proven by his record on politics. What are you now, Hank, like 75-1?

ltl/fb 05-24-2005 05:46 PM
Base Running
 
Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva
I dunno--I'm in the camp that thinks baseball-sex analogies are fundamentally flawed. In all the formulations thus far presented, there's just too much between third base and home plate. Of course, I could be biased because of my many years as an experimental virgin.

tm
Well, if the only real rule about 2nd base is that you are clothed, and the only rule about third is that you are not as clothed, I think 2nd and 3rd cover your many years of experience.

Shape Shifter 05-24-2005 05:47 PM
Base Running
 
Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva
I dunno--I'm in the camp that thinks baseball-sex analogies are fundamentally flawed. In all the formulations thus far presented, there's just too much between third base and home plate. Of course, I could be biased because of my many years as an experimental virgin.

tm
Held out for the diamond?

paigowprincess 05-24-2005 05:48 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
What the hell?

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....f0ws.oUk05Dg--
Why would someone DO that?
How'd your pubes wind up on Bilmore's head?


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