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Did you just call me Coltrane? 04-20-2009 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 387592)
I'm sure we'll come up with some good ones, but first, what the fuck is that SUPPOSED to be?

My grandfather would say it looks like Boot Hill, which is what he said they called piles of dead people in WWII.*

Now, Boot Hill is the bowl of used artichoke leaves.

*uplifting!

ThurgreedMarshall 04-20-2009 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Gattigap (Post 387592)
I'm sure we'll come up with some good ones, but first, what the fuck is that SUPPOSED to be?

PETA protest over people using animals for food (the horror!).

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 04-20-2009 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 387595)
Tidy whities

What?

bold_n_brazen 04-20-2009 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by greatwhitenorthchick (Post 387582)
If you need makeup, go to eyeslipsface.com -- everything is super cheap because they're going out of business (i.e., blush for $1 etc). It's good makeup. Enter promo code "carolina" for more savings.

Not going out of business. http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/nothing/elfcosmetics.asp

But, yes, cheap stuff.

cheval de frise 04-20-2009 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 387577)
Why is this surprising? Because parents have known for centuries that telling a kid to "stop" always, always, always works?

Get their attention first with a Taser. Then say what you have to say.

(If you're feeling kind, and the kids are little, you can fire a warning shot first. Pets are good for this purpose.)

CDF

Did you just call me Coltrane? 04-20-2009 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 387579)
And that's the key. The kids who automatically cry when they fall, even if they're not hurt, are the ones whose parents rush over and make a big deal and coo and "awww." Their kids are the ones who don't know how to play.
TM

I have trouble trying to suppress laughter when I see one of those takes-20-seconds-to-develop falls. These are much funnier when it's eventually determined that your child is not hurt, and she looks at you and starts laughing too.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 04-20-2009 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bold_n_brazen (Post 387603)
Not going out of business. http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/nothing/elfcosmetics.asp

But, yes, cheap stuff.

They're going to have a heck of a time coming up with real "going out of business pricing" when it turns out that $1/item really isn't a good business model.

taxwonk 04-20-2009 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 387604)
Get their attention first with a Taser. Then say what you have to say.

(If you're feeling kind, and the kids are little, you can fire a warning shot first. Pets are good for this purpose.)

CDF

I am a big fan of pets. Parents make a better example. You know, other parents.

Adder 04-20-2009 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 387607)
They're going to have a heck of a time coming up with real "going out of business pricing" when it turns out that $1/item really isn't a good business model.


Actually, that part will be easy. $10 per item.

Fugee 04-20-2009 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 387591)

Always make sure it's not "that time" before going to a public orgy.

Flinty_McFlint 04-20-2009 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 387602)
What?

Paigow sez what?

Tyrone Slothrop 04-20-2009 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 387591)

It was gridlock downtown Monday morning as foot traffic snarled in a 91-pedestrian pile-up.

John Phoenix 04-20-2009 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by cheval de frise (Post 387597)
I wonder whether their VC backers actually wear their shirts.

Like you, I prefer to let others be my beta testers.

CDF

ETA that about 10 years ago, I was singularly unimpressed by a similar service for suits/sportcoats provided by Tom James. YMMV.

I bought a couple of suits from Tom James about the same number of years ago. I bought a "custom rack" suit - basically, separates with good tailoring - and a "custom" suit - basically, made to measure rather than full on custom. I was very impressed with the tailoring of the "custom" suit, but very unimpressed with the fabric on the suit. I've had a couple of salespeople come by and pitch for more Tom James business from me recently. I was surprised at how high the prices were.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 04-20-2009 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Flinty_McFlint (Post 387617)
Paigow sez what?

Oh, I see. I whiffed?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 04-20-2009 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Fugee (Post 387615)
Always make sure it's not "that time" before going to a public orgy.

Holy shit.


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