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sebastian_dangerfield 05-24-2005 06:50 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Not. Always.
Oh, yeh. If I didn't have chest hair everywhere else, I'd probably have to shave my nipples. That'd look nasty.

taxwonk 05-24-2005 06:50 PM
Holy Implants, Batman!
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Actually, I thikn Debbie is the chunk style HR lady with the bangs. The one who relocated from the midwest.
Look, maybe you and I just have different people flashing their tits at us. All Debbies are not alike, you know.

paigowprincess 05-24-2005 06:51 PM
Namaste, fats!
 
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Originally posted by taxwonk
Then why does Sidd always refer to you as "Velvet?"
That wasn't me. I'm Sandy.

robustpuppy 05-24-2005 06:51 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I never ask whhether its good. If you can't tell from the reaction, you're not working hard enough, and its probably never good.

When I say going forever, I mean switching positions about four or five times without "exiting," and going balls out for the finale. I'm not talking about pile driving her into the mattress boards. You can go forever at various speeds and contort yourself so you can grind the hell out of her as you're going to make sure you're nailing the hell out of her clit so that she gets off a buncch of times. You can't concentrate on the long part of the stroek - you have to concentrate on hitting and pressing into her he clit. When you're drunk, you can do that for longer periods without coming than you can when sober.

Jesus, I just wrote a fucking Penthouse Forum article.
I am reminded of "Fake, fake fake, fake, fake, fake!"

Gattigap 05-24-2005 06:52 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield

Jesus, I just wrote a fucking Penthouse Forum article.
Dude, don't worry -- through this board you've been writing Stuff articles for years now.

taxwonk 05-24-2005 06:52 PM
Every time I see your face
 
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I never ask whhether its good. If you can't tell from the reaction, you're not working hard enough, and its probably never good.

When I say going forever, I mean switching positions about four or five times without "exiting," and going balls out for the finale. I'm not talking about pile driving her into the mattress boards. You can go forever at various speeds and contort yourself so you can grind the hell out of her as you're going to make sure you're nailing the hell out of her clit so that she gets off a buncch of times. You can't concentrate on the long part of the stroek - you have to concentrate on hitting and pressing into her he clit. When you're drunk, you can do that for longer periods without coming than you can when sober.

Jesus, I just wrote a fucking Penthouse Forum article.
"I just want your sweet young jimmy
Slamming, turning, ramming in me"

paigowprincess 05-24-2005 06:53 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I never ask whhether its good. If you can't tell from the reaction, you're not working hard enough, and its probably never good.

When I say going forever, I mean switching positions about four or five times without "exiting," and going balls out for the finale. I'm not talking about pile driving her into the mattress boards. You can go forever at various speeds and contort yourself so you can grind the hell out of her as you're going to make sure you're nailing the hell out of her clit so that she gets off a buncch of times. You can't concentrate on the long part of the stroek - you have to concentrate on hitting and pressing into her he clit. When you're drunk, you can do that for longer periods without coming than you can when sober.

Jesus, I just wrote a fucking Penthouse Forum article.
Clarification please. When you say "nailing the hell out of her clit', you mean with the shaft while you are banging her, right?

taxwonk 05-24-2005 06:54 PM
Namaste, fats!
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
That wasn't me. I'm Sandy.
Oh right. You must be the one who sometimes gives the most incredible foot jobs.

robustpuppy 05-24-2005 06:56 PM
Every time I see your face
 
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Originally posted by taxwonk
"I just want your sweet young jimmy
Slamming, turning, ramming in me"
You mean sprinkles.

paigowprincess 05-24-2005 06:56 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I am reminded of "Fake, fake fake, fake, fake, fake!"
I was reminded of "Sometimes, its enough already and I just want to get some sleep."

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-24-2005 06:58 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I am reminded of "Fake, fake fake, fake, fake, fake!"
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we care.

ltl/fb 05-24-2005 06:59 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we care.
Well, sebby cares, and he won't stop jackhammering away (with a twist at the end of every hammer) until I move around and moan. Especially if he has some liquor in him.

robustpuppy 05-24-2005 06:59 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we care.
Nice. But it's because they think you will come already, for chrissakes. I don' t care if you think about the 15 y.o., just get off me/let me get off you already.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-24-2005 07:01 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Nice. But it's because they think you will come already, for chrissakes. I don' t care if you think about the 15 y.o., just get off me/let me get off you already.
Just tell the guy you either (1) want him to come, or (2) don't want him to come.

Either should do the trick.

Shape Shifter 05-24-2005 07:01 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we care.
Women fake orgasms?


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