Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
 

I didn't get it, so it wasn't funny to me. And the guy doesn't even like making love to his wife. What a looser.

Friday Timewaster
 

Safe for work - unless you work at Disney or something:

http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=722

Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
 

I didn't get it either. And Fred McGriff's a lousy tipper.

Greg sux in many dimensions.

Real women need to be airbrushed.

Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
 

Greg is mocking a commercial (for a youth baseball instructional video series) that plays ad nauseum on ESPN.

http://www.sportscenteraltar.com/phr...age.asp?ID=386

Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
 

What?

Not Halle. Damn hot, laugh lines or no.

Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
 

Oh. Sorry.

Greg is mocking the Tom Emanksi commercial, which has Fred McGriff (a not terribly charismatic baseball player) endorsing a video to teach kids how to play baseball. Tom's teams, according to his commercial, have won back to back to back titles.

So, that's why coltrane said that Greg was funny. Of course, unless Greg is kidding about the conversation with his wife, he's still an idiot, though, and apparently Not Good in the sack,

Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
 

The commercial has literally been running on ESPN for over ten years. If you don't watch sports, you won't understand it.

Plus, you are stupid.

Happy Friday!

Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
 

I don't think that's a good use of "literally."

Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
 

Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
 

Mother fuckity fucker fucking fucker fuckass assfucking pro se fucker.

eta that is not directed at you, gwinky. it's more of an explanation for when I'm found dead from simultaneous explosion of all blood vessels in my body.

Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
 

Usually that's the woman's fault. No offense.

Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
 

I wanted to make sure you didn't think I was exaggerating.

For example, if you were to say "I have taken it in the ass hundreds of times", I would think you might be exaggerating. However, if you said "I have literally taken it in the ass hundreds of times", I would not think you were exaggerating and would believe that you have actually taken it in the ass hundreds of times.

Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag
 

You are more of a dumbass that I ever thought. Kudos.