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Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-24-2005 07:02 PM
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Women fake orgasms?
Who the FUCK is Sequels?

Replaced_Texan 05-24-2005 07:04 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we care.
Would you prefer "Honey, you're just not doing it for me. Finish up so I can go to sleep/get my vibrator"?

ltl/fb 05-24-2005 07:05 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Just tell the guy you either (1) want him to come, or (2) don't want him to come.

Either should do the trick.
God, you clearly have not fucked the same people I have. Sometimes, in response to encouragement to come, you get Mr. "Altruistic" "I want it to be great for you" who replies "did you come yet?" which is just fucking annoying.

robustpuppy 05-24-2005 07:07 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
God, you clearly have not fucked the same people I have. Sometimes, in response to encouragement to come, you get Mr. "Altruistic" "I want it to be great for you" who replies "did you come yet?" which is just fucking annoying.
They're either altruistic or think they have something to prove, or are so stupid/sexist/weird that they think freud's theory on the superiority of the vaginal orgasm over the clitoral orgasm (I think Freud said it was "immature") was valid.

paigowprincess 05-24-2005 07:08 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Just tell the guy you either (1) want him to come, or (2) don't want him to come.

Either should do the trick.
(1) is dangerous bc it often leads to the "did you come" convo either before or after he comes. Or worse, "why didn't you come?"

Flinty_McFlint 05-24-2005 07:09 PM
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Nice. But it's because they think you will come already, for chrissakes. I don' t care if you think about the 15 y.o., just get off me/let me get off you already.
I think I'm going to cry.

ltl/fb 05-24-2005 07:09 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
They're either altruistic or think they have something to prove, or are so stupid/sexist/weird that they think freud's theory on the superiority of the vaginal orgasm over the clitoral orgasm (I think Freud said it was "immature") was valid.
I can't decide what the meaning of you, me and paigow all being on the same page about this is.

paigowprincess 05-24-2005 07:10 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
They're either altruistic or think they have something to prove, or are so stupid/sexist/weird that they think freud's theory on the superiority of the vaginal orgasm over the clitoral orgasm (I think Freud said it was "immature") was valid.
I have a clit?

paigowprincess 05-24-2005 07:11 PM
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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I think I'm going to cry.
For a sec I thought this said "I think I'm going to come"

And I was like, Thank GOD, already.

robustpuppy 05-24-2005 07:11 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I can't decide what the meaning of you, me and paigow all being on the same page about this is.
It means we'll laugh and laugh, but wistfully, in the home someday.

paigowprincess 05-24-2005 07:12 PM
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I can't decide what the meaning of you, me and paigow all being on the same page about this is.
That spinsters are way to used to their vibrators?

robustpuppy 05-24-2005 07:13 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
(1) is dangerous bc it often leads to the "did you come" convo either before or after he comes. Or worse, "why didn't you come?"
Jesus, either is better than "are you going to come for me?"

What do you say to that? "Yes, sir"?

ltl/fb 05-24-2005 07:14 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Jesus, either is better than "are you going to come for me?"

What do you say to that? "Yes, sir"?
That is an engraved invitation to start faking it immediately.

paigowprincess 05-24-2005 07:14 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I can't decide what the meaning of you, me and paigow all being on the same page about this is.
Ladies:

What do you do in the situation where the guy just doesn't make you come? The first time is always a bust, but what about the next few times? Do you break out the chalkboard? Introduce the vibrator into the relationship? Walk?

robustpuppy 05-24-2005 07:15 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
That spinsters are way to used to their vibrators?
Don't blame the victims!


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