Such great heights
 

One night stand that wasn't supposed to go anywhere, and actually probably happened because the distance (about a two hour flight) was going to preclude it from going anywhere. Unfortunately for the "nothing comes of this" idea, neither one of us could stop talking and talking and talking. And if we're not talking, we're e-mailing or text messaging.

The sex was really, really good. Like, the best sex I've ever had with anyone on the first go round. And I'm really, really giddy that he's coming to see me in four days.

not gud.
 

Someone took some liberties there. The Fonz would never wear a yellow and orange, horizontal striped shirt.

TM

dtb rides the ferry - in drag
 

The reach of my minions knows no boundaries.

dtb rides the ferry - in drag
 

while we're on the topic, is anyone's destination something other than their "final destination"?

dtb rides the ferry - in drag
 

???????? Never had a layover?

dtb rides the ferry - in drag
 

Well, everyone on the plane is landing at what could be called an "intermediate destination," so this redundancy bothers me just a bit less, which of course means not at all.

dtb rides the ferry - in drag
 

ABBA, do you watch Six Feet Under? Last night Hiram told Ruth that her hair color reminded him of her spirit. Her sexual spirit. And then he got all middle-aged horny and disgusting on her ass.

dtb rides the ferry - in drag
 

Dude. Heavy.

dtb rides the ferry - in drag
 

Dude. Heavy.

dtb rides the ferry - in drag
 

"6 Feet Under" is starting to sound more and more like German porn.

dtb rides the ferry - in drag
 

Ed Begley, Jr. is a German-porn star?

dtb rides the ferry - in drag
 

He's got the pale creepiness part down and he looks 100% volk.

Update
 

Divorce sucks for the kids no matter how it works out for the couple. Just make sure they know you still love them and you'll still be there for them.

Good luck to you.

Such great heights
 

I told you I'd get down to Houston in a couple weeks. God, do you have to make everything public record?

dtb rides the ferry - in drag
 

Ew. That reminds me of this HBO show called "Sex for Real" or something like that. It was pretty gross, and included such highlights as some "sex convention" or something for hippies where you'd be treated to a view of a bunch of aging granola types sitting around naked. Uh... no thank you.

Anyway, another segment showed some German dudes talking about their grooming habits. One of them said (in heavy German accent), "I like to shave my own scrotum".

That sentence made me laugh so hard, I have never forgotten it. I don't know if that show is still on the air, but if it is, I'd be amazed -- it was so dumb!