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Hank Chinaski 08-26-2005 12:32 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The commercial has literally been running on ESPN for over ten years. If you don't watch sports, you won't understand it.

Plus, you are stupid.

Happy Friday!
I don't get "Happy Friday."

If you want to not insult, then don't. If you want to insult, then do. But insulting, then making this "when in Rome..." type apology- I just don't think it seemly.

Hank Chinaski 08-26-2005 12:33 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are more of a dumbass that I ever thought. Kudos.
QED. This is how someone who really wants to insult plays the same card.

Penske_Account 08-26-2005 12:38 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I wanted to make sure you didn't think I was exaggerating.

For example, if you were to say "I have taken it in the ass hundreds of times", I would think you might be exaggerating. However, if you said "I have literally taken it in the ass hundreds of times", I would not think you were exaggerating and would believe that you have actually taken it in the ass hundreds of times.
Do you count anal DPs as one time or two?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-26-2005 12:38 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I don't get "Happy Friday."

If you want to not insult, then don't. If you want to insult, then do. But insulting, then making this "when in Rome..." type apology- I just don't think it seemly.
I wanted to insult BECAUSE it's Friday. Cause and effect.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-26-2005 12:38 PM
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
You are more of a dumbass that I ever thought. Kudos.
Unpossible. One cannot get any dumber than me. Unless you are SS.

fnordfnordhummingbird 08-26-2005 12:39 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
However, if you said "I have literally taken it in the ass hundreds of times", I would not think you were exaggerating and would believe that you have actually taken it in the ass hundreds of times.
Misplaced modifier. It would mean you have had actual (not figurative) anal penetration, and have done so, figuratively, hundreds of times.

You were looking for "I have taken it in the ass literally hundreds of times." Or, if you really want precision, "I have literally taken it in the ass literally hundreds of times." Or you could shorten it down to "Just stick it in my ass already."

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-26-2005 12:39 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Do you count anal DPs as one time or two?
You are the Camus of DPs.

Shape Shifter 08-26-2005 12:41 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Unpossible. One cannot get any dumber than me. Unless you are SS.
We are metaphorically neck and neck.

dtb 08-26-2005 12:42 PM
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Originally posted by fnordfnordhummingbird
Misplaced modifier. It would mean you have had actual (not figurative) anal penetration, and have done so, figuratively, hundreds of times.

You were looking for "I have taken it in the ass literally hundreds of times." Or, if you really want precision, "I have literally taken it in the ass literally hundreds of times." Or you could shorten it down to "Just stick it in my ass already."
Impressive!

How are you at other things?

Replaced_Texan 08-26-2005 12:49 PM
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Originally posted by dtb
Impressive!

How are you at other things?
Look out SS, it looks like she has a wandering eye.

dtb 08-26-2005 12:53 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Look out SS, it looks like she has a wandering eye.
I don't think it's my eye he's worried about.

ltl/fb 08-26-2005 12:54 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Look out SS, it looks like she has a wandering eye.
She's just punishing SS for being AWOL by flirting with others.

Shape Shifter 08-26-2005 12:57 PM
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Originally posted by dtb
I don't think it's my eye he's worried about.
Doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home.

ltl/fb 08-26-2005 12:58 PM
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Originally posted by fnordfnordhummingbird
Misplaced modifier. It would mean you have had actual (not figurative) anal penetration, and have done so, figuratively, hundreds of times.

You were looking for "I have taken it in the ass literally hundreds of times." Or, if you really want precision, "I have literally taken it in the ass literally hundreds of times." Or you could shorten it down to "Just stick it in my ass already."
So he wanted me to be sure to know that the ad had been running, not walking?

What a dumbass.

Ty@50 08-26-2005 01:00 PM
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
We are metaphorically neck and neck.
Both these posters leave when they can't pass the minimum IQ test that Paigow sets up when she takes over the Forum. Incredibly they try and "help" each other study.

It turns out to be about as effective as asking Hank for tips on social interaction.


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