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Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-01-2005 12:41 PM
dtb rides the ferry - in drag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gattigap
Well, everyone on the plane is landing at what could be called an "intermediate destination," so this redundancy bothers me just a bit less, which of course means not at all.
"Intermediate destination" is an oxymoron, so that's not much help. Nice as the cities are, Atlanta, DFW, Houston, Chicago, Detroit and Minneapolis are not destinations. They are layovers, hubs, stops, whatever. But not destinations, except for those getting off the plane. A destination is the place you're going, not a location you happen to pass through on your way. You're either at your destination or you're not.

But maybe you're getting all quantum on me, and want to tell me about your infinity of intermediate destinations.

NotFromHere 08-01-2005 12:41 PM
dtb rides the ferry - in drag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
Dude. Heavy.
Wait. You're back? I thought you retired the baltassoc sock?

taxwonk 08-01-2005 12:42 PM
Such great heights
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
One night stand that wasn't supposed to go anywhere, and actually probably happened because the distance (about a two hour flight) was going to preclude it from going anywhere. Unfortunately for the "nothing comes of this" idea, neither one of us could stop talking and talking and talking. And if we're not talking, we're e-mailing or text messaging.

The sex was really, really good. Like, the best sex I've ever had with anyone on the first go round. And I'm really, really giddy that he's coming to see me in four days.
Four days? You mean I wasn't the only one? I no longer have any reason to live.

taxwonk 08-01-2005 12:42 PM
dtb rides the ferry - in drag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
while we're on the topic, is anyone's destination something other than their "final destination"?
Ever taken a connecting flight?

robustpuppy 08-01-2005 12:43 PM
Such great heights
 
Quote:
Originally posted by taxwonk
Four days? You mean I wasn't the only one? I no longer have any reason to live.
And you claim to be schtick-free?

Gattigap 08-01-2005 12:44 PM
dtb rides the ferry - in drag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)


But maybe you're getting all quantum on me, and want to tell me about your infinity of intermediate destinations.
Not on a Monday morning. That would be heavy, and instead I need to content myself with mental images of German porn.

taxwonk 08-01-2005 12:48 PM
Such great heights
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
And you claim to be schtick-free?
The lech thing isn't schtick. It's gestalt.

NotFromHere 08-01-2005 12:48 PM
You need to lighten up
 
Raphael Palmiero gets a spanking.

NEW YORK - Rafael Palmeiro was suspended Monday for violating Major League Baseball’s steroids policy, nearly five months after telling Congress that “I have never used steroids. Period.”

Which brings to mind other famous quotes beginning with "I have never..." or "I did not..." or I am not..."

baltassoc 08-01-2005 12:48 PM
dtb rides the ferry - in drag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Wait. You're back? I thought you retired the baltassoc sock?
I decided to bring it back. Just too much effort to come up with something else. Not really accurate, but I couldn't come up with a change as clever as displaced/replaced texan. Suggestions are welcome.

It's been quite a few months. Let's just say I feel great sympathy for cuckold. But I'm optimistic about the future and a new relationship.

Replaced_Texan 08-01-2005 12:49 PM
You need to lighten up
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Raphael Palmiero gets a spanking.

NEW YORK - Rafael Palmeiro was suspended Monday for violating Major League Baseball’s steroids policy, nearly five months after telling Congress that “I have never used steroids. Period.”

Which brings to mind other famous quotes beginning with "I have never..."
A truly great drinking game.

robustpuppy 08-01-2005 12:55 PM
dtb rides the ferry - in drag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by baltassoc
I decided to bring it back. Just too much effort to come up with something else. Not really accurate, but I couldn't come up with a change as clever as displaced/replaced texan. Suggestions are welcome.

It's been quite a few months. Let's just say I feel great sympathy for cuckold. But I'm optimistic about the future and a new relationship.
RT and Balt, sittin' in a tree
T-E-X-T-I-N-G . . .

Hank Chinaski 08-01-2005 12:59 PM
Such great heights
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
One night stand that wasn't supposed to go anywhere, and actually probably happened because the distance (about a two hour flight) was going to preclude it from going anywhere. Unfortunately for the "nothing comes of this" idea, neither one of us could stop talking and talking and talking. And if we're not talking, we're e-mailing or text messaging.

The sex was really, really good. Like, the best sex I've ever had with anyone on the first go round. And I'm really, really giddy that he's coming to see me in four days.
I just cancelled the flight, and EVERY email ended with "Remember, I am happily married."

Hank Chinaski 08-01-2005 01:01 PM
dtb rides the ferry - in drag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Ew. That reminds me of this HBO show called "Sex for Real" or something like that. It was pretty gross, and included such highlights as some "sex convention" or something for hippies where you'd be treated to a view of a bunch of aging granola types sitting around naked. Uh... no thank you.

Anyway, another segment showed some German dudes talking about their grooming habits. One of them said (in heavy German accent), "I like to shave my own scrotum".

That sentence made me laugh so hard, I have never forgotten it. I don't know if that show is still on the air, but if it is, I'd be amazed -- it was so dumb!
Because "own" is redundant?

NotFromHere 08-01-2005 01:02 PM
Wonder Woman fans
 
Lynda Carter says that Sandra Bullock is too old (she is) and so is Catherine Zeta-Jones (she is too).

Quote:
Lynda Carter, who played the super hero on TV, thinks that so. The “Miss Congeniality” star Bullock recently turned 41, and has been mentioned to play a big screen version of the role Carter played on the small screen, but Carter thinks she’s over-the-hill. Carter also believes that Catherine Zeta Jones, who is 35, is too long-in-the-tooth.
But she doesn't say who would be a good match. I can't think of who would be good in this role. I only know who would suck - people like Jessica Simpson, Lindsey Lohan - all the women of that ilk. But I can't think of who would make a good wonder woman.

I know some of you guys are huge fans of this comic. Who would you pick?

http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/558...C10038435.jpeg

dtb 08-01-2005 01:03 PM
dtb rides the ferry - in drag
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Because "own" is redundant?
No. I can cut the guy some slack, as he's not a native speaker. I think it was a combination of the accent and the absurd subject matter. (He sounded like Dieter.)


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