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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Positive reinforcement is key.

Mmmm, bacon! Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon!!!!

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Or worse, "why didn't you come?"

Yikes. I can't imagine saying that.

When did you get an electric toothbrush?

Do you want Ice Cream with your Bacon?

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Mmmm, bacon! Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon!!!!

Enough with the cravings already.

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Assuming the loving part, and assuming you've gone a few rounds, you start instruction.

Tell him you want to try something new and give him step by step instructions on what to do. Detailed. Move his hands, fingers, cock, whatever if you have to to get everything in the right place. Demonstrate with your vibrator if he looks like he needs a visual aid. Then fucking go absolutely bananas when he gets it right. Insist in each subsequent session that you couldn't have it any other way and say something about how you've gone to another level in the relationship.

After a few times with the "new" way, if he can't learn how to do it right by himself you're going to have to throw him back.

For some reason as I was reading this I got the horrible image of someone (not me, but maybe Not Me) trying to teach Spanky how to make a woman come. Can you imagine the inane questions?

Why do you think my technique doesn't work?
But I read in a book that this was the way to do it.
Are you sure this isn't some sort of problem with the way your body works?
What difference could added pressure there possibly make?
Japanese women never had a problem with my technique.
Do you think that cultural differences in the United States have set men here up for failure in the bedroom?
What do you mean "go faster"? Faster how?
Could you explain that to me again?
Clitoris?!? What is that?
Whether or not the woman comes is immaterial to procreation, isn't it?

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
We women are lucky - we can fake it if we have to.

Is this like thinking you're lucky for being the world's tallest midget?

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Yikes. I can't imagine saying that.

When did you get an electric toothbrush?

Can you imagine saying "are you going to come for me?"

I have had it said to me, by at least two of my serious boyfriends. I still don't know how to politely say "your shaft wasnt rubbing me consistently, even with my ass on the big pillow".

and, Huh?

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Jesus, either is better than "are you going to come for me?"

What do you say to that? "Yes, sir"?

Or like this guy who said "Come on, baby" over and over again, and then whacked my ass. Yeah, that'll do it.

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
For some reason as I was reading this I got the horrible image of someone (not me, but maybe Not Me) trying to teach Spanky how to make a woman come. Can you imagine the inane questions?

Why do you think my technique doesn't work?
But I read in a book that this was the way to do it.
Are you sure this isn't some sort of problem with the way your body works?
What difference could added pressure there possibly make?
Japanese women never had a problem with my technique.
Do you think that cultural differences in the United States have set men here up for failure in the bedroom?
What do you mean "go faster"? Faster how?
Could you explain that to me again?
Clitoris?!? What is that?
Whether or not the woman comes is immaterial to procreation, isn't it?

Spanky is Lester's companion right? A night out with them must be all spit n quizzin'.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I still don't know how to politely say "your shaft wasnt rubbing me consistently, even with my ass on the big pillow".

Good lord. How big is your bed?*

http://www.homevisions.com/lycosimages/34662_f.jpg

TM

*(And by "bed," I mean "ass.")

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
For some reason as I was reading this I got the horrible image of someone (not me, but maybe Not Me) trying to teach Spanky how to make a woman come.

I see I still capture your imagination. Carry on.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Can you imagine saying "are you going to come for me?"

I have had it said to me, by at least two of my serious boyfriends. I still don't know how to politely say "your shaft wasnt rubbing me consistently, even with my ass on the big pillow".

and, Huh?

We usually know when you're in the mood to eventually come: you just roll us over onto our backs, jump on and do whatever you like. We usually have no problem with this.

Electric toothbrush. In the bathroom. With the door closed.

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Or like this guy who said "Come on, baby" over and over again, and then whacked my ass. Yeah, that'll do it.

Works for NYD, I'm just saying.

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is this like thinking you're lucky for being the world's tallest midget?

Dunno. Ask Norma Cassidy.

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
We usually know when you're in the mood to eventually come: you just roll us over onto our backs, jump on and do whatever you like. We usually have no problem with this.

Woman on top doesn't do it for me.

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Electric toothbrush. In the bathroom. With the door closed.

Why when they make such great vibrators, like the Rabbit and when most men like to watch?

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Originally posted by Not Me
I see I still capture your imagination. Carry on.

Okay, I'll play along. How are your breasts and your vagina since giving birth?