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08-26-2005 02:43 PM

Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Can they revoke my honourary citisenship for that?

I don't think so.

taxwonk

08-26-2005 02:53 PM

NYC in Rocktober?

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Originally posted by ironweed
I thought you invented eating magical excrement that would free you from ever having to work again. I didn't think you were in a total tailspin like PLF 2005.

Since we're staking out territory here, I invented drinking myself to death over a somewhat-longer-than-Nicholas-Cage-in-Leaving-Las-Vegas timeframe. Since I apparently have the liver of a 65-year old (according to some observers) I can't be too far away from the gentle kiss and sweet respite of large-scale organ failure.

Yes, but let's not forget that I have dibs on death by a combination of gin, xanax and pastrami.

futbol fan

08-26-2005 03:09 PM

NYC in Rocktober?

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Originally posted by taxwonk
Yes, but let's not forget that I have dibs on death by a combination of gin, xanax and pastrami.

The prescription meds & deli meats are all you. And fringey. Ironic, no?

Penske_Account

08-26-2005 03:10 PM

Something I learned from SportsGuy's mailbag

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I don't think so.

righteous.

taxwonk

08-26-2005 03:11 PM

NYC in Rocktober?

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Originally posted by ironweed
The prescription meds & deli meats are all you. And fringey. Ironic, no?

She's more doughnuts than deli. But, if you hadn't noticed it before, the number of things that fringey and I have in common is well beyond ironic, it's fucking frightening.

NotFromHere

08-26-2005 03:15 PM

It's about time

Now, women can pee outdoors.

Equality at last. Not that we would. But now we can. Seems gross. Maybe that's just me.

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ThurgreedMarshall

08-26-2005 03:23 PM

Halle

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Not Halle. Damn hot, laugh lines or no.

You're finally coming around.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield

08-26-2005 03:29 PM

I don't know why I'm so surprised

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Originally posted by dtb
Why are they wearing clothing? The females are wearing a lot more than fig leaves. They should just have long hair as in all those artworks of the Garden of Eden.

They're English. The only thing more disturbing than their dental hygiene are their nude bodies.

Nobody favas a guvna covered in volcanic bacne.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-26-2005 03:33 PM

Propecia

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Originally posted by Fashionable But Anonymous
Does anyone have any information about Propecia? Does it work?How nasty and common are the side effects? Am I a vain fool for even considering it? I won't wear a rug, or go with plugs, but I might try drugs.

I Don't Want To Be Bald! (my screen name activation email hasn't arrived)

You can't have it all. Just deal with what you got. I have magnificent, almost Michael Landonish hair. Yet I can't remember anything five minutes after I say it, can't dance a lick and still can't hit a driver off the tee. You can't have everything, you selfish bald prick.

Just pray to God you don't have a huge malformed head. Only the pea-headed look good bald. If you've a substantial cranium, you'll just have to slit your wrists in the tub. PM Flower for directions.

Hank Chinaski

08-26-2005 03:43 PM

Propecia

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You can't have it all. Just deal with what you got. I have magnificent, almost Michael Landonish hair. Yet I can't remember anything five minutes after I say it, can't dance a lick and still can't hit a driver off the tee. You can't have everything, you selfish bald prick.

Just pray to God you don't have a huge malformed head. Only the pea-headed look good bald. If you've a substantial cranium, you'll just have to slit your wrists in the tub. PM Flower for directions.

Dissent. Once you've done all of the various sex acts a few times, the real thrill gets to be watching yourself in a mirror, or if you're lucky on film. What's the point of getting erections if you don't look good for them?

robustpuppy

08-26-2005 03:45 PM

It's about time

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Now, women can pee outdoors.

Equality at last. Not that we would. But now we can. Seems gross. Maybe that's just me.

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Yes, at last, I can pee outdoors, because squatting never worked before.

Rather, I think squatting worked, but it didn't resolve my penis envy, which is derived entirely from the fact that I can't pee standing up (although I can hover like a champ).

I think they need a new diagram. The one you posted will likely result in wet pants.

Ty@50

08-26-2005 03:48 PM

It's about time

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Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-26-2005 03:49 PM

It's about time

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Originally posted by robustpuppy

I think they need a new diagram. The one you posted will likely result in wet pants.

The diagram is fine. Your vagina is too low.

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