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In the spirit of fellowship and niceness, ncs is now Sneezy Joe. Apologies to Wheezy cultists everywhere.

ltl, our Border Patrol would like to ask you a few questions in an enclosed, windowless room before allowing your entry into Flintonia.

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Please tell me you're not conducting random body cavity searches in order to get into Flintonia. How will we get the contraband in?

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Random? No. I have a map.

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You may return (safely) to other board. Nice work, flinty.

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Oops. May have spoken too soon. Carry on.

The Undiscovered Country
 

I don't know. I kind of like it here. Testeverde shows some moxie with actual posts and not regurgitated MSNBC posts or cross-posts from fark.com; Vegas and Mack are peacefully co-existing and napping in the bungalow; Dr. No is already offering the make-up sex; Sneezy Joe has been liberated from the tyranny of cupholders; and ltl, pending her exam and Flintonian approval, is going to get some action. It's paradise. And me, all I know is that I finally get to kill someone.

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Wait just one damn minute. Was this in the brochure? Was my failure to read the fine print a huge mistake (again?). Is Russian Roulette the "fun nude entertainment" you promised?

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You can try to throw suspicion on other posters all you want. The truth still remians that when you passed out after your third beer your wig fell off and we all saw your teeny little dick stuffed into that leopard print thong, "Miss" Not Me.

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Track practice? You again are clearly mistaken, oh silly one. All my life I have made it my practice not to run unless there is a soccer ball in front of me or an angry mob behind me.

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I have not ever socked with that woman, Ms. Notme. The rest of your post does remind me of my best Halloween party and costume. I was Kerry Strugg, with leotard and ankle wrap, and little more!

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I just want everyone to know, socks are welcome in Flintonia. No prejudice in Flintonia. And we have an awesome dental plan.

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How are your tax rates?

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I wouldn't call it a tax. And it's not applied equally to everyone. I'd call it more of a "tribute" or even a "sacrifice". See post 21, above. Pam demands sacrifice.

Don't worry Vegas, you're safe, you're my boy. Don't say anything to NHF, I think she's getting a little suspicious.

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Dude, totally do not listen to him when it comes time for the "nude entertainment." The rules that he faxed to me for Russian Roulette involve 6 bullets and an "I go first" clause.

Plus, he said something about flat taxes, whatever that means, but I was led to believe that our community would be more communistic in the sense that we all share the wealth. He also mentioned something about a guy named Nader or something.

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I think the flat tax has something to do with implants.