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Replaced_Texan 10-06-2003 10:37 AM
Not Amused
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am fucking troubled about the fate of Montecore, who was only doing what a wild animal would do (which isnt acquiescing to being the fucking on stage enteratinment to a bunch of yokels from Kansas and Indiana). IF they kill him for following his instincts, I will be really troubled, giving that he is part of an endangered species. And they say the fate of the other 63 is uncertain. Where do they live anyway? Roaming a pen outside of Vegas?
I'm with you on the Montecore thing. They keep on saying that he's sequestered somewhere in the hotel. I'm hopeful that they at least gave him a jacuzzi suite.

The tiger and alligator that were found in Manhatten (and how, exactly, does one hide a 400 pound tiger in Manhatten?) were relocated to an animal sanctuary somewhere in Ohio. I'm hopeful that the animals from Vegas get a similar fate (animal sanctuary, not Ohio).

bilmore 10-06-2003 10:44 AM
Not Amused
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
WHile I find the whole story kind of sad, and definitely interesting in a grotesqye, dragged off stage by a tiger who had him by his lifted neck, kinda way, NB, I must say, your interest and keeping on top of the story is a wee bit troubling.
While a complete absorption in all things Survivor/WWMM/TB/(every other "reality" show ever made) is a sign of stability and well-roundedness?

Anne Elk 10-06-2003 10:46 AM
Not Amused
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm with you on the Montecore thing. They keep on saying that he's sequestered somewhere in the hotel. I'm hopeful that they at least gave him a jacuzzi suite.

Anyone received the "Save Montecore" e-mail petition yet? You know it's coming.

I agree, the tiger should not be put down for being a tiger but, I think there may be a man-eater issue to be considered. Years ago I recall hearing that once lions, tigers (and bears Oh My!) attack man, they develop a taste for us and begin hunting us over their other more usual four-legged fare.

paigowprincess 10-06-2003 10:51 AM
Not Amused
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk
Anyone received the "Save Montecore" e-mail petition yet? You know it's coming.

I agree, the tiger should not be put down for being a tiger but, I think there may be a man-eater issue to be considered. Years ago I recall hearing that once lions, tigers (and bears Oh My!) attack man, they develop a taste for us and begin hunting us over their other more usual four-legged fare.
a) Roy is eighty five percent plastic, so I dont think this applies
b) and if it did, he only bit the neck. He didnt eat him
c) the white tiger is endangered. there should be no excuse. Especially if the attack happened bc the old coot whomped him on the nose with a mic (is that reallywhat happened? sounds like a clip from the Bad Idea jeans campaign)

Not Bob 10-06-2003 10:55 AM
Not Amused
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
WHile I find the whole story kind of sad, and definitely interesting in a grotesqye, dragged off stage by a tiger who had him by his lifted neck, kinda way, NB, I must say, your interest and keeping on top of the story is a wee bit troubling.
Shoot. Apparently, there's a fine line between expressing my FB Outrage (tm) over jokes about this and being a S&R groupie.

Ah well. I guess that I'll take my sequined cape off now (though it did add a certain je ne sais quois to my image).

the Blue Flaming Bush 10-06-2003 10:57 AM
burning bright
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I can't. I tried. It is unreadable. He has no point. His sentences are poorly constructed. And he makes no sense. Wiley is the worst writer I've come across in any field. How did he get that job?

TM
What’s interesting is that yesterday’s game showcased McNabb as McMediocre. Not sure if anyone will apologize to Rush though. Certainly not the elitist idiots in the media.

Those little crybabies got their undies ruffled not because Rush said anything about McNabb but because they know that what Rush really did was call them out for what they are ivory tower intellectual snob-racists. Rush said that these mediamorons were looking at color and trying to change assess the outcome based on race. And like the jackals they are that same egg-on-the-face hypocritical media are now trying to rip him a new one. Same thing with the Schwarzenegger brouhaha.

Speaking of which, McNabb should offer Rush a big thank you. After this flap, he will never be criticized in the media again. Easy example is that barely literate Chris Collingsworth was go gleeful I can only guess that he was peeing his diaper when he was praising yesterday’s especially crap ridden performance by McNabb.

notcasesensitive 10-06-2003 11:00 AM
Not Amused
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
WHile I find the whole story kind of sad, and definitely interesting in a grotesqye, dragged off stage by a tiger who had him by his lifted neck, kinda way, NB, I must say, your interest and keeping on top of the story is a wee bit troubling.
It makes complete sense once you hear that NB is the "Roy" in the Podunkville knockoff. He and his partner (NTTAWWT) tempt overweight housecats to strike with the lure of tender vittles.

I actually have more sympathy for the family of Dan Snyder right now. Roy chose to work with tigers. He had some risk inherent in his job. I agree that the cat should not be killed.

ThurgreedMarshall 10-06-2003 11:05 AM
I'm TUAOM right now
 
"October 6, 2003 -- FRED Durst had designs on Halle Berry even before he met the "Catwoman" star. To woo beautiful Berry, Durst programmed songs into an iPod for her. According to the upcoming GQ, Durst put on Cyndi Lauper's "True Colors" and Al B. Sure's "Night and Day" to "impress" her. The love songs were included because, Durst told GQ writer Jason Gay, "You just never know." Berry - who just filed for a separation from her hubby, Eric Benet - fell for Durst during the making of the "Gothika" video, and they are now in constant contact."

She looks good, but the woman has no fucking brains.

http://nypost.com/photos/pg6100603a.jpg

But then again, Jones looks like ass and she has no fucking brains either.

http://nypost.com/photos/pg6100603e.jpg

October 6, 2003 -- WHY isn't Star Jones telling the truth about her stomach-stapling? The queen-size host of "The View" underwent gastric bypass surgery, as we reported in August, after she fainted from the altitude in Colorado and doctors told her she had to lose weight. But when someone recently congratulated her on her shrinkage, she attributed it to "dieting." Scoffed an insider, "This is a woman who couldn't diet if she was in Ethiopia during a famine. She's looking to capitalize on this somehow."

TM

ThurgreedMarshall 10-06-2003 11:09 AM
burning bright
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I can't. I tried. It is unreadable. He has no point. His sentences are poorly constructed. And he makes no sense. Wiley is the worst writer I've come across in any field.
Quote:
Originally posted by the Blue Flaming Bush
What’s interesting is that yesterday’s game showcased McNabb as McMediocre. Not sure if anyone will apologize to Rush though. Certainly not the elitist idiots in the media.

Those little crybabies got their undies ruffled not because Rush said anything about McNabb but because they know that what Rush really did was call them out for what they are ivory tower intellectual snob-racists. Rush said that these mediamorons were looking at color and trying to change assess the outcome based on race. And like the jackals they are that same egg-on-the-face hypocritical media are now trying to rip him a new one. Same thing with the Schwarzenegger brouhaha.

Speaking of which, McNabb should offer Rush a big thank you. After this flap, he will never be criticized in the media again. Easy example is that barely literate Chris Collingsworth was go gleeful I can only guess that he was peeing his diaper when he was praising yesterday’s especially crap ridden performance by McNabb.
I stand corrected. I have now read worse than Wiley -- if not for structure, than surely for substance.

TM

the Blue Flaming Bush 10-06-2003 11:11 AM
I'm TUAOM right now
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"October 6, 2003 -- FRED Durst had designs on Halle Berry

TM
Old news. When I was in London last month, one of the tabloids had a bit on how they shagging it up. Apparently she is wasting no time getting back on the hog.

the Blue Flaming Bush 10-06-2003 11:13 AM
burning bright
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I stand corrected. I have now read worse than Wiley -- if not for structure, than surely for substance.

TM
Are you a fan of the media, McNabb or Collingsworth? Either way, truth hurts bucko!

paigowprincess 10-06-2003 11:14 AM
I'm TUAOM right now
 
Quote:
Originally posted by the Blue Flaming Bush
Old news. When I was in London last month, one of the tabloids had a bit on how they shagging it up. Apparently she is wasting no time getting back on the hog.
TM

Is this sock land of fu ready yet?

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 10-06-2003 11:16 AM
Not Amused
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Anne Elk


I agree, the tiger should not be put down for being a tiger but, I think there may be a man-eater issue to be considered. Years ago I recall hearing that once lions, tigers (and bears Oh My!) attack man, they develop a taste for us and begin hunting us over their other more usual four-legged fare.
Any tiger that's been in captivity for that long isn't about to be put out in the wild and actually be able to survive. It's zoo/captivity or death.

As for the mic, my understanding was he hit him after the tiger had already started to paw him. With training, that's supposed to mean "bad kitty." Like hitting a dog with a rolled up newspaper or spraying a cat with water after it craps on the rug. Here, though, the tiger's response was, okay, time for dinner.

the Blue Flaming Bush 10-06-2003 11:17 AM
You are the weakest link!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
TM

Is this sock land of fu ready yet?
Hey, sock you sister! I lurked long off to know your wackadoo m.o. You are now on my ignore list, thanks for playing, buh-bye!

blue_Triangle 10-06-2003 11:18 AM
I'm TUAOM right now
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
TM

Is this sock land of fu ready yet?
even the avatar is derivative

Tyrone Slothrop 10-06-2003 11:35 AM
burning bright
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
So I'm walking down the street yesterday and these two wannabe models are heading toward me. A guy and a girl. As I pass them, the guy turns to the girl and says, "Did you hear about that sabertooth tiger they caught in someone's apartment yesterday?"
Saturday morning cartoons aren't nearly as educational now as they used to be.

ABBAKiss 10-06-2003 11:35 AM
I'm TUAOM right now
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
But then again, Jones looks like ass and she has no fucking brains either.
Did Mr. and Mrs. Jones actually name their child "Star"? I know a guy who was saddled with the name "Storm" and a girl whose birth certificate reads "Paisley," but "Star"?

NotFromHere 10-06-2003 11:41 AM
I'm TUAOM right now
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
TM

Is this sock land of fu ready yet?
Please say the answer to this is yes.

And in response to ABBA, I had a friend in college whose best friend's birth-given name was Star. I thought it was unusual, she said, no, there are a ton of people named Star (but she never told me how she got this information nor could she tell me anyone else named Star).

the Blue Flaming Bush 10-06-2003 11:50 AM
I'm TUAOM right now
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Please say the answer to this is yes.

And in response to ABBA, I had a friend in college whose best friend's birth-given name was Star. I thought it was unusual, she said, no, there are a ton of people named Star (but she never told me how she got this information nor could she tell me anyone else named Star).
Get a backbone you little ass-polisher! You have to look to ancient sharkjumpers for approval on hitting the ignore button?!

For being a sheeplish part wimp part pussy sycophant, I now banish you to the land of fu. You and paigow should have lots to talk about.

Replaced_Texan 10-06-2003 11:51 AM
Legal query
 
Has anyone ever heard of a traffic rule involving parking next to a stop sign?

I got a parking ticket this weekend citing (in handwritten scribble) me for parking within 15 feet of a stop sign.

the Blue Flaming Bush 10-06-2003 11:51 AM
I'm TUAOM right now
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I know a guy who was saddled with the name "Storm"
Wow that's remarkable, is he any relation to Storm Fields?

paigowprincess 10-06-2003 11:52 AM
I'm TUAOM right now
 
Quote:
Originally posted by the Blue Flaming Bush
Get a backbone you little ass-polisher! You have to look to ancient sharkjumpers for approval on hitting the ignore button?!

For being a sheeplish part wimp part pussy sycophant, I now banish you to the land of fu. You and paigow should have lots to talk about.
This is great. A self destructing sock. It starts off by replying to every post without saying much and then when called out, it puts people on its ignore list. so soon it will not be able to reply to anyone since it isnt reading, and it will go away eventually.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 10-06-2003 11:54 AM
Legal query
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Has anyone ever heard of a traffic rule involving parking next to a stop sign?

I got a parking ticket this weekend citing (in handwritten scribble) me for parking within 15 feet of a stop sign.
You're not allowed to park (in most places) within 15-20 feet of an intersection, and presumably the stop sign is at an intersection, so maybe that's what it's for.

[ETA:] [Anal link--Texas Drivers' Manual ] see page 48.

Shape Shifter 10-06-2003 11:56 AM
Dershowitz Fashionable?
 
Plagiarism is still in, but waning now that HLS profs are getting in on the act.

http://www.thecrimson.com/article.aspx?ref=349044

ThurgreedMarshall 10-06-2003 11:57 AM
Legal query
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Has anyone ever heard of a traffic rule involving parking next to a stop sign?

I got a parking ticket this weekend citing (in handwritten scribble) me for parking within 15 feet of a stop sign.
Translation: This weekend I parked on top of a stop sign.

TM

leagleaze 10-06-2003 12:00 PM
I'm TUAOM right now
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is great. A self destructing sock. It starts off by replying to every post without saying much and then when called out, it puts people on its ignore list. so soon it will not be able to reply to anyone since it isnt reading, and it will go away eventually.
I guess that's why it has a flame? Maybe the flame size will reduce and reduce and finally go out?


And yes, it is illegal to park within a certain distance of a stop sign in a lot of places. Normally 15 to 25 feet. I imagine it has something to do with risk of blocking someone's view as they are at the stop sign.

evenodds 10-06-2003 12:03 PM
Legal query
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: This weekend I parked on top of a stop sign.

TM
Well, she wanted to park on top of a rock a la Jeep's new ad, but there are no challenging boulders in Houston.

Even(seriously, that sucks and i saw the same thing downtown last night)Odds

the Blue Flaming Bush 10-06-2003 12:07 PM
I'm TUAOM right now
 
Quote:

quote:
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is great. A self destructing sock. It starts off by replying to every post without saying much and then when called out, it puts people on its ignore list. so soon it will not be able to reply to anyone since it isnt reading, and it will go away eventually.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Originally posted by leagleaze
I guess that's why it has a flame? Maybe the flame size will reduce and reduce and finally go out?
quote:


Aha Paigow, even on my ignore list I see that you can't ignore me. Speaking of which, for a poster of your magnitude I may have to rethink my hasty banishment of your sorry ass. You are now back on my read list, so I can see what you are saying about me.

As for NFH, she stays on it. I doubt I will be missing anything. Maybe I will send Blue Triangle to join her. He is an annoying poseur too.

NotFromHere 10-06-2003 12:17 PM
I'm TUAOM right now
 
Quote:
Originally posted by the Blue Flaming Bush
quote:
As for NFH, she stays on it. I doubt I will be missing anything. Maybe I will send Blue Triangle to join her. He is an annoying poseur too.
Woo Hoo! You just made my day. I'll return the favor, it'll save me from having to scroll past your vapid posts with the misspellings and bad punctuations.

Shape Shifter 10-06-2003 12:23 PM
You are the weakest link!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by the Blue Flaming Bush
Hey, sock you sister! I lurked long off to know your wackadoo m.o. You are now on my ignore list, thanks for playing, buh-bye!
Ignore lists are like sooo 2 weeks ago. Keep up.

the Blue Flaming Bush 10-06-2003 12:26 PM
You are the weakest link!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Ignore lists are like sooo 2 weeks ago. Keep up.

Really? Okay, who am I to argue with an alien. Does this mean I have to bring NFH back too? Her posts are some damn insipid and I hate to waste the scrolling time.

ThurgreedMarshall 10-06-2003 12:30 PM
And I thought ltl was desperate
 
http://nydailynews.com/front/story/124124p-111407c.html

A woman who shared a Harlem apartment with a 425-pound tiger said yesterday she was terrified at first - but soon got used to living with the man-eater down the hall.

"I walked in the door and [the tiger] was standing there looking at me," recalled Domingo, 49, a seamstress. "I said, 'I know I'm not seeing this. I know that wasn't a tiger.'

"He turned around and looked at me like I was a damn fool," she said.

But eventually, she said, "We all became family."

Thurgreed(who looked at you like you were a damn fool? The guy, the tiger or everyone you come in contact with?)Marshall

greatwhitenorthchick 10-06-2003 12:30 PM
I'm TUAOM right now
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Did Mr. and Mrs. Jones actually name their child "Star"? I know a guy who was saddled with the name "Storm" and a girl whose birth certificate reads "Paisley," but "Star"?
I went to highschool with a girl named Star. Her sister was called Angel and her brother's middle name was Moon (first name Andrew of all things). Celestial family, I guess

ThurgreedMarshall 10-06-2003 12:32 PM
And I thought ltl was desperate
 
oops.

taxwonk 10-06-2003 12:33 PM
I'm TUAOM right now
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I went to highschool with a girl named Star. Her sister was called Angel and her brother's middle name was Moon (first name Andrew of all things). Celestial family, I guess
I'm guessing her parents were kinda spacey.

the Blue Flaming Idiot 10-06-2003 12:35 PM
You are the weakest link!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by the Blue Flaming Bush
Really? Okay, who am I to argue with an alien. Does this mean I have to bring NFH back too? Her posts are some damn insipid and I hate to waste the scrolling time.
Hey everybody, look at me! I'm an idiot! You are too! So is everyone reading this post!

bilmore 10-06-2003 12:38 PM
You are the weakest link!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by the Blue Flaming Idiot
Hey everybody, look at me! I'm an idiot! You are too! So is everyone reading this post!
You are prematurely discounting the existence of the entire category of "Bystander To An Idiot".

the Blue Flaming Bush 10-06-2003 12:43 PM
ADMIN ALERT!!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by the Blue Flaming Idiot
Hey everybody, look at me! I'm an idiot! You are too! So is everyone reading this post!
Confusingly similar moniker alert. PLEASE CEASE AND DESIST!!!

paigowprincess 10-06-2003 12:44 PM
You are the weakest link!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by the Blue Flaming Idiot
Hey everybody, look at me! I'm an idiot! You are too! So is everyone reading this post!
Where is everyone besdies a couple of regulars and a handful of new JRUSE socks responding to eachother?

ThurgreedMarshall 10-06-2003 12:46 PM
You are the weakest link!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by bilmore
[Not needed for this post]
Just for you and fringe, bilmore:

http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5032603.shtml

TM


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