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are you talking about "ribbed for her pleasure"?

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Reminds me of the punchline of an old joke about the definition of selfishness -- wearing a ribbed condom inside out.

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Nope. I'm talking about condoms that come in pink boxes. My GF bought those once, leading me to suggest that we use bicycle tires instead.

Dehhhh-rrrrreccck
 

Clarify. Any starter? Mussina? All our starters?

And so what? What's the implication?

In 1998, we started off 1-4. I believe we managed to turn that season around.

TM

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I'm pretty sure I've always bought "normal" condoms.* Does the ribbed-ness actually enhance pleasure?

*I guess I wasn't an adventurous condom buyer. It seemed to conflict with the whole prevention of babies and disease.

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It can, sure. Depends on what the woman likes, but it can add some additional stimulation.

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Of all the people I expected to see answer this question...

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What do you think we use on our toys?

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Quick, RP --

What's the over/under on this one? I want in.

Gattigap

ETA: Dammit, Sidd!

Dehhhh-rrrrreccck
 

When was the last time a starting pitcher was 0-2 after the team's 3d game? I posit that it's never happened, at least not in the modern era.

Dehhhh-rrrrreccck
 

Ah. Trivia. Don't know. What happened with Chicago and whoever they played in Japan last year?

TM

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I'm sure they lost. This is THE city of sports losers.


No wait. It's definitely Cleveland.

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Sex toy cleaner? (Yes, it does exist.) Though I guess you were more worried during your two-week slut phase.....

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My two week slut phase wasn't very slutty. No major action.

Damn my conservative nature.

Anyway, you use sex toy cleaner after you are finished, but if you want to use the same toy on both people, it is easier just to use a condom and change it.

For barely:

http://www.glarkware.com/securestore...6288268.2.html

(spree: cards to tell people to shut the fuck up during a movie)

The company also has cards to hand people when they're being assholes

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Not soap and water apparently.

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Yeah. That's probably it.

TM

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I was unaware condom usage and soap and water were mutually exclusive. I guess this means either you don't use condoms or your penis is very dirty.

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Eyeball Jewelry This is fucked up. I've had a surgeon point lasers at my eye and zap, and yes, one could argue that it was for cosmetic reasons, though I like to think that my improved vision was a boon to all the drivers on the road as well as to my personal appearance. But putting jewelry in your eyeball? Fuck that.

Seen it.

Online Pharmacies
 

For having long luscious legs and an incredible ass?

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Not for nothing, but there's a separate pool on this topic for ketchuppers. Named "Wonk Division," the times usually involve a factor of 10, but the payoffs are better.

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That can't be for real. I can't even stand it when there's an eyelash in my eye. But jewelry? There's got to be something wrong with that.

FWIW, they work as multipliers for Magic: The Gathering and Pokemon. You should see my Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite nowadays.

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So that's why you see so few lesbian cyborgs around. Thanks for clearing that up.

Taking up too much time with teller because you don't understand how banking works?

Edited to add question mark. And to note that I seem to have caught ABBA's nausea from yesterday. Maybe we have impregnated each other.

Online Pharmacies
 

It's not ketchupping if it's the same day.

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It could be worse:
Jailed murder suspect plucks out eye

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Hm. Those religious zealots.

How about this? SYDNEY, Australia - A retired Australian crocodile hunter saved a young girl from the jaws of a 10-foot crocodile when he jumped on top of the man-eating reptile and gouged its eyes, local media said Tuesday.

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Any problem with your face so severe that it requires you to stick a sparkly thing in your eye to draw attention away from it can be far more easily overcome by the distracting effects of a nice scarf.

Are these freaks fucking insane?

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Even though he plays for a crappy football team and some stylist got nuts with the hair goo, he's hot. Worth watching just to see him take his shirt off.

http://media.abc.com/primetime/bache...60_jesse17.jpg

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And all you used to have to do to be a freak was split your tongue. Ah, those were simpler times.

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You need to do a full-body picture to convince me of hotness. All that shows is his fucked-up hair and his oddly rectangular face.

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She can't read your response. She has a scarf wrapped securely around her face.

TM

1984 redux, redux
 

I found a few snapshots from back in the day -- just thought I'd share.

Here's Thurgreed earning money for Prosser on Torts (look at slave telling Bilmore to "cough up some more, man"):

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/...breakdance.jpg

Remember when Wonk went thru that wacky "I'm Michael Jackson" phase?

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/...gion/globe.jpg

The Odd Man and I had a *great* summer job (that's the OM on the left, and me in the center. The guy on the right was E/O's ex-boyfriend).

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/...trumptower.jpg

1984 redux, redux
 

Breakdancing is not dead. There are crews all over. I even fairly recently attended a break dance battle between crews from various Midwestern cities. These kids have skills with a z replacing the final s. The best ones are built like gymnasts.

The Bachelor tonight on ABC
 

You could do worse, ma'am.

or in other words, YUMMY!!!

1984 redux, redux
 

I will resist the temptation to throw the words "electric boogaloo" into this response.

Anyway, what prompted today's Not Bob 1984 Flashback was an article on the NYT's web site about the 1984 Mets. It included a sideshow.

The Bachelor tonight on ABC
 

I couldn't do that well, but if I had to pick perfection, he's not it.

The Bachelor tonight on ABC
 

Unfortunately the FCC has succeeded in squelching the networks from posting hot photos of anyone. You'll have to believe me when I say that when this guys takes his shirt off, you won't even notice the perfect teeth and square jaw. The girls are supposedly more aggressive this time. That's what you get when you bring NFL cheerleaders into the mix. NFL cheerleaders in bikinis- is that reason enough for guys to watch?

The girls of Bachelor 5 There's a professional inline skater - is that a job?
http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/sho...lor/jennym.jpg
A law student. http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/sho...r/jessicab.jpg
Attorney from San Antonio.
http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/sho...r/jessicah.jpg
NFL cheerleader - bleah.
http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/sho...elor/julie.jpg
And prosthetic technician - I don't even know what that is.
http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/sho...elor/suzie.jpg