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dtb	08-10-2005 10:58 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Does it have sleeves?

No.

greatwhitenorthchick

08-10-2005 10:58 AM

Wonking

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Something had to distract you guys from losing.

Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrn.

Nice try, but that would only be a burn if I or my companion were Yankees fans.

taxwonk

08-10-2005 10:58 AM

A Matter of Will

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have seen that also. BUT, if you can do exactly as TM says - bold faced lie and say "that ex sec is crazy", and take on all allegations with absolute denials and take offense at even being accused of impropriety or having your personal life examined - you can easily beat the Ex Sec. The problem is whether the Summer will go along with the lie. If she can’t be depended on, you can’t take TM’s prescribed course of action.

The solution is simple. Both the Summer and the Ex-Sec have to die. It's only a question of whether or not Too Wong Foo really has the balls to be partner material.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-10-2005 10:59 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by dtb
No.

Then it's not sort of like a t-shirt. The sleeves are the t's cross.

dtb	08-10-2005 11:01 AM

Wonking

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Nice try, but that would only be a burn if I or my companion were Yankees fans.

Class:

Please note GWNC's excellent use of the subjunctive. She is to be emulated -- and is also quite the grammarian!

dtb	08-10-2005 11:03 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Then it's not sort of like a t-shirt. The sleeves are the t's cross.

Ahhh. You have a point there, son.

So, maybe it's more like the top of one of those bathing suits that's a two-piece, but that covers the stomach. Think of a very tiny, sleeveless dress, that doesn't quite reach the belly button. That's what Jane looks like. She also has pretty flowers.

ETA: Tank Top!! That's what it's like. Except more sheer.

Hank Chinaski

08-10-2005 11:03 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I did a speaking engagement at a law school a year ago on becoming a lawyer. I proceeded to advise the auditorium that they were fucked and ought to either go into high end plaintiff’s work or transactional work, which would allow them to transition in house later and get the fuck away from the traditional firm litigator/service partner life, which is a shit existence. I then explained how they’ll be worked senseless and dumped when the partners deem their salary too high, and that unless they have business, they’ll be wage slaves forever.

Before the horrified faculty could drag me from stage, I managed to say “some folks call this a storied profession - they wind up teaching. It’s a business, and the sooner you learn that, the better you’ll do. If came into this looking to make it a life, you’re doomed.”

I was told by a faculty member outside that my candor was not appreciated. But an adjunct just stood there with tears in his eyes, giggling.

I have not, and will not, be asked back.

Yes.

Anyone ever have a bitch session going with another GA about how fucked your firm is, then have an interview candidate come in, and you both proceed to explain how your firm is the best place to be, and so much better than the other big firm down the street, where the candidate will be at tomorrow.

When I was big law I didn't really compromise myself too much for the partners, but I always hated myself for not telling candidates- "this place is fucked, that place is fucked cut your best deal, and buy some nose plugs."

sebastian_dangerfield

08-10-2005 11:05 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by dtb
I'm not wearing a jacket. Sweater - relatively thick knit, and loose-fitting. I can't lose it, or I'd be sitting here in only my undergarment, and that would be chilly. Last week, I wore a thinner-knit sweater, and discovered that I was sporting the headlight look (thanks to the cold). I was mortified, and spent the rest of the day in my office, or with my arms folded, hoping nobody noticed.

I just accidentally stumbled upon the braless thing. Long story, but the punchline is I was somewhere where the only clean clothes I had were white shirts, but I had only dark-colored bras, so I just went without. I may never go back.

I am a little concerned about the sag factor, however. Meh.

While they're not sagging, make good use of them. Use the beams as a weapon, offensively. Don't hide them.

Re the headlights, fuck it. Its part of the body, and a damn good part at that. Go with it. I see women crossing their arms while they walk past to hide the headlights and think to myself, “That’s an uncomfortable way to walk, and its basically just advertising that you have headlights on.” Its much better to just go with it. Its like shaving your head when you’re going bald. Just accept what you’ve got going and if people want to look, whatever. I say why hide a nice asset?

The only baaad headlights are those the doughy motherfucker from IT is beaming through his Oracle-logoed golf shirt. That. Is. Nauseating. Or a kinda fat guy who has gynomastia. This one cat I buy magazines from has disturbingly developed breasts, but isn’t really all that fat. I can’t even look at the guy.

dtb	08-10-2005 11:07 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The only baaad headlights are those the doughy motherfucker from IT is beaming through his Oracle-logoed golf shirt. That. Is. Nauseating. Or a kinda fat guy who has gynomastia. This one cat I buy magazines from has disturbingly developed breasts, but isn’t really all that fat. I can’t even look at the guy.

Truly. There's a guy upstairs who has that, um... problem, and he doesn't even bother to wear a t-shirt (or even a Jane!) under his shirt. It's pretty grisly.

Penske_Account

08-10-2005 11:07 AM

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If you dropped a $1M on their endowment fund you'd be asked back. That's the beauty of their convictions. Flexible.

Replaced_Texan

08-10-2005 11:10 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
All women who can should do the braless thing regularly. I am sick of the push up bras and cleavage enhancers. If you are large breasted and must wear a bra, I understand. But if they’re pert and stand on their own, why wear something you don’t need?

Never gonna happen with me, but I appreciate the sentiment, Sebby. It's a nice look if you can pull it off.

sunnybunny

08-10-2005 11:11 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
While they're not sagging, make good use of them. Use the beams as a weapon, offensively. Don't hide them.

Re the headlights, fuck it. Its part of the body, and a damn good part at that. Go with it. I see women crossing their arms while they walk past to hide the headlights and think to myself, “That’s an uncomfortable way to walk, and its basically just advertising that you have headlights on.” Its much better to just go with it. Its like shaving your head when you’re going bald. Just accept what you’ve got going and if people want to look, whatever. I say why hide a nice asset?

The only baaad headlights are those the doughy motherfucker from IT is beaming through his Oracle-logoed golf shirt. That. Is. Nauseating. Or a kinda fat guy who has gynomastia. This one cat I buy magazines from has disturbingly developed breasts, but isn’t really all that fat. I can’t even look at the guy.

All this talk of T-bras and headlights is making me sad. I bought a shirt I just adore and my TITS are not large enough to fill it no matter how much I lift/support/pad. I just keep looking at it longingly wanting to wear it. ANyone want an adorable shirt from Anthropologie that is designed for those who can get the barmaid type cleavage going?

Hank Chinaski

08-10-2005 11:13 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
All this talk of T-bras and headlights is making me sad. I bought a shirt I just adore and my TITS are not large enough to fill it no matter how much I lift/support/pad. I just keep looking at it longingly wanting to wear it. ANyone want an adorable shirt from Anthropologie that is designed for those who can get the barmaid type cleavage going?

I'd say maybe Taxwonk, but its probably not 2X right?

spookyfish

08-10-2005 11:14 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by dtb
Continuing the boobie discussion of the other thread: I was reading your view on the braless look this morning, and, eerily, for the first time (perhaps ever?), I didn't wear a bra to work today. Undergarment - yes. Bra - no. I don't think you'd be able to get any hints, though, about actual boobal appearance with what I'm wearing.

It depends. How is the air conditioning in your office?

Not Bob

08-10-2005 11:15 AM

Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But where was this FB Tribute to Jerry PP was talking about?

I don't think that she said there was a FB Tribute to Jerry -- I think she simply said something like she was too busy to chase the K because of some tribute to Jerry. Implying to me that she was baked and reeking of patchouli while listening to some godawful 27 minute drum solo in the middle of Truckin' recorded live in Peoria in 1978.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-10-2005 11:15 AM

Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
If you dropped a $1M on their endowment fund you'd be asked back. That's the beauty of their convictions. Flexible.

Are you kidding? I'd spend that money on a billboard next door saying "DO NOT GO TO LAW SCHOOL. Call 1-800-ASK-SEBY."

Are you kidding me? If I handed any law school a million bucks, the dean would suck me and every male relative of mine off.

Twice.

There is nothing scummier than a law school faculty. Drunks, career failures, lazy unambitious zeroes. And at the top is the King Whore, Dean Bloodyknees, who’d sell his daughter into white slavery and stuff his grandkids through a tree shredder for an endowment bump. You’d have to look exceptionally hard, even in politics, to find a group of lazier, more useless, smarmy, self-important, chickenshit, middle-managment, scared shitless and unable-to-think-beyond-protection-of-themselves people than law school faculty and admin. Wasted plasma, from the front office through to the librarian.

ABBAKiss

08-10-2005 11:15 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Why would you buy such a shirt? Everyone knows you have no TITS! Are you still in puberty and hopeful that you will grow some? Oh - I'll take the shirt.

dtb	08-10-2005 11:15 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by spookyfish
It depends. How is the air conditioning in your office?

STP, dude.

taxwonk

08-10-2005 11:18 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Unless your boobs are huge and gravity is a significant factor, the sag factor depends more on the muscles behind the boobs that support them, than on whether you wear a bra or not. Or so my doctor told me when I asked her. I go without a bra whenever I can.

And we men thank you for that.

bold_n_brazen

08-10-2005 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Today on the Today Show (which I watch so that you don't have to):

1. Lester Holt (sitting in for the vacationing Matt Lauer) said "bold n' brazen". I wasn't paying attention to the story but is there more than one Bold n Brazn?

Can someone get me film of this? Str8?

Hank Chinaski

08-10-2005 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you kidding? I'd spend that money on a billboard next door saying "DO NOT GO TO LAW SCHOOL. Call 1-800-ASK-SEBY."

There is nothing scummier than a law school faculty. Drunks, career failures, lazy unambitious zeroes. And at the top is the King Whore, Dean Bloodyknees, who’d sell his daughter into white slavery and stuff his grandkids through a tree shredder for an endowment bump. You’d have to look exceptionally hard, even in politics, to find a group of lazier, more useless, smarmy, self-important, chickenshit, middle-managment, scared shitless and unable-to-think-beyond-protection-of-themselves people than law school faculty and admin. Wasted plasma, from the front office through to the librarian.

An old dean of GW's law school has the building named after him- Burns maybe. Anyway in the lobby is a 6 foot SELF portrait in oil. Unless he lied and someone else actually did it, Dean Burns had some pretty good art skills going. So they're not all completely useless.

Penske_Account

08-10-2005 11:24 AM

Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

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Originally posted by Not Bob
I don't think that she said there was a FB Tribute to Jerry -- I think she simply said something like she was too busy to chase the K because of some tribute to Jerry. Implying to me that she was baked and reeking of patchouli while listening to some godawful 27 minute drum solo in the middle of Truckin' recorded live in Peoria in 1978.

You forgot the two bottles of Shiraz and the haagen dazsz. And the early twenty-something taut-abbed lover.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

08-10-2005 11:26 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by dtb

ETA: Tank Top!! That's what it's like. Except more sheer.

weren't these called camisoles back in the day?

sunnybunny

08-10-2005 11:27 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Why would you buy such a shirt? Everyone knows you have no TITS! Are you still in puberty and hopeful that you will grow some? Oh - I'll take the shirt.

i bought it without trying it on and assured myself that with the right "foundation wear" I could pull it off. I've been saying that to myself for two months but now I'm finally coming to terms with it. It was a nice $150 lesson learned.

baltassoc

08-10-2005 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by dtb

ETA: Tank Top!! That's what it's like. Except more sheer.

Camisol?

ETA: Fuck, STP. Damn you, Burger.

bold_n_brazen

08-10-2005 11:29 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
i bought it without trying it on and assured myself that with the right "foundation wear" I could pull it off. I've been saying that to myself for two months but now I'm finally coming to terms with it. It was a nice $150 lesson learned.

You bought a $150 top without trying it on, took it home, tried it on, found that it didn't fit, tried alternate undergarments, found that it still didn't fit and ultimately decided to give it away?

Next time just send me the money in a plain brown envelope.

Penske_Account

08-10-2005 11:29 AM

Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Are you kidding? I'd spend that money on a billboard next door saying "DO NOT GO TO LAW SCHOOL. Call 1-800-ASK-SEBY."

Are you kidding me? If I handed any law school a million bucks, the dean would suck me and every male relative of mine off.

Twice.

There is nothing scummier than a law school faculty. Drunks, career failures, lazy unambitious zeroes. And at the top is the King Whore, Dean Bloodyknees, who’d sell his daughter into white slavery and stuff his grandkids through a tree shredder for an endowment bump. You’d have to look exceptionally hard, even in politics, to find a group of lazier, more useless, smarmy, self-important, chickenshit, middle-managment, scared shitless and unable-to-think-beyond-protection-of-themselves people than law school faculty and admin. Wasted plasma, from the front office through to the librarian.

2.

I got a promise of a handjob next time I am in town when I tossed them a $1000 (what can I say, I needed the deduction).

Fashionable But Anonymous

08-10-2005 11:32 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
An old dean of GW's law school has the building named after him- Burns maybe. Anyway in the lobby is a 6 foot SELF portrait in oil. Unless he lied and someone else actually did it, Dean Burns had some pretty good art skills going. So they're not all completely useless.

Is that reference outable?

sebastian_dangerfield

08-10-2005 11:33 AM

Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
2.

I got a promise of a handjob next time I am in town when I tossed them a $1000 (what can I say, I needed the deduction).

I gave to my high school and my college (to which I'd bequeath most of my estate if I were to become fabulously wealthy).

But I'd sooner eat horseshit than give anything other than a malotov cocktail to my law school.

greatwhitenorthchick

08-10-2005 11:34 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
weren't these called camisoles back in the day?

Camisoles have very thin straps - either like bra straps or spaghetti straps. They are still around, and, these days, worn as outerwear a lot.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-10-2005 11:38 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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This is what I hated when I was single. False advertising. Work with what you got or get implants, but please, bag those stuffed bras. Its not attractive and its annoying when you get her home and find out the TITS you expected disappeared.

Small tits are hot. Work them by wearing shit that looks good on them and leave the boob t-shorts to the busty chicks who can wear them.

spookyfish

08-10-2005 11:39 AM

Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I gave to my high school and my college (to which I'd bequeath most of my estate if I were to become fabulously wealthy).

But I'd sooner eat horseshit than give anything other than a malotov cocktail to my law school.

Does it have to be magical horseshit, or will the ordinary run-of-the-mill non-magical variety do?

spookyfish

08-10-2005 11:40 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by dtb
STP, dude.

Sure, like it's not worth repeating.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-10-2005 11:44 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Camisoles have very thin straps - either like bra straps or spaghetti straps. They are still around, and, these days, worn as outerwear a lot.

My old lady wears these two pieces dresses that are camisole topped. Excellent beamage. I get a kick out of watching people watch her beams. She doesn’t care. Comes from a medical family - to her, they’re just nipples, and she has no intention of letting their erectness stop her from wearing something she digs.

Penske_Account

08-10-2005 11:44 AM

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Horsehit doesn't stick to shoes, so I imagine it doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth, so it should go down easy.

Merde! STP!

sunnybunny

08-10-2005 11:45 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
This is what I hated when I was single. False advertising. Work with what you got or get implants, but please, bag those stuffed bras. Its not attractive and its annoying when you get her home and find out the TITS you expected disappeared.

Small tits are hot. Work them by wearing shit that looks good on them and leave the boob t-shorts to the busty chicks who can wear them.

I'm not opposed to pushing up and extreme support, but I stay away from the overly-padded variety. It's not really a boob shirt...in the big tit kinda way. I think it's more of a tasteful rack kind of shirt and I thought it was pretyt and didn't think about the need to have more TITs.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-10-2005 11:49 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by sunnybunny
I'm not opposed to pushing up and extreme support, but I stay away from the overly-padded variety. It's not really a boob shirt...in the big tit kinda way. I think it's more of a tasteful rack kind of shirt and I thought it was pretyt and didn't think about the need to have more TITs.

LLook at the bright side. They say smaller brreasts are more sensitive.

Of course, my experience was the opposite. I knew this chick who had huge boobs who could actually come just from playing with her boobs. That was kind of a kick.

Now thats STP...

sunnybunny

08-10-2005 11:51 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
LLook at the bright side. They say smaller brreasts are more sensitive.

Of course, my experience was the opposite. I knew this chick who had huge boobs who could actually come just from playing with her boobs. That was kind of a kick.

Now thats STP...

Ok, I'm done talking about the shirt now. I just went and looked it up on their website and I guess I only paid $88 for it (plus tax) so it was a cheaper lesson and I'm over it.

ltl/fb

08-10-2005 11:54 AM

Bringing back Bra-Talk

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My old lady wears these two pieces dresses that are camisole topped. Excellent beamage. I get a kick out of watching people watch her beams. She doesn’t care. Comes from a medical family - to her, they’re just nipples, and she has no intention of letting their erectness stop her from wearing something she digs.

Must you use the phrase "old lady"? It's blechy.

I'm usually pretty unaware of what my nipples are doing in daily life unless I look. The last time I crossed my arms to hide anything was when I stopped to get gas and a snack after a noirish encounter to which I wore a thin stretchy t-shirt with no bra. I also threw on a heavy jacket; the arm crossing was probably overkill.

Breasts are fun.

ltl/fb

08-10-2005 11:54 AM

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stp? tmi? what??

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