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Shape Shifter 07-14-2004 06:33 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Actually, I was a bit off. I should have typed "docked whore".
Aha! Caught you. I thought you were using a voice recognition program.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 07-14-2004 06:34 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Aha! Caught you. I thought you were using a voice recognition program.
Oopsie daisey! You called my bluff!

(speaking of which, when are we playing poker?)

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-14-2004 06:35 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Exactly. I mean, what if . . .

Wait. One. Minute. Uh oh!! You cunning rascal!!! You turned my zinger back on me! OUCH!
Oh for a Zinger pic! And all l could find is Twinkie the Kid:

http://www.twinkieshop.com/images/catalog/TFU.jpg

str8outavannuys 07-14-2004 06:37 PM
Hanky Skirt
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
If you're ordering pitchers up, how about this one instead?

http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/mlb..._randyj_vt.jpg
I heard he has a big unit.

robustpuppy 07-14-2004 06:38 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
(speaking of which, when are we playing poker?)
Is this some sort of inside reference? Or an allusion to off-FB activity designed to demonstrate how cool you are? Or did SS PM you and offer to poke your eyes out for you but you misunderstood?

Alex_de_Large 07-14-2004 06:42 PM
Shaq to the Heat
 
Done deal. Officially, this time.

Alex_de_Large 07-14-2004 06:44 PM
Hanky Skirt
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Thanks so much for sharing. No, really.



Oh. After I read the first sentence, I thought you were talking about "twosies" (a.k.a. poo) -- or as mr.dtb likes to refer to it, Akin Gump (because it sounds like "Takin' Dump" -- he's such a renaissance man...) -- but, alas, it was just onesies. So, not as bad as originally it appeared, but, still, it's hard to erase the image. So, again... thanks.
"Onsies" and "twosies" are definitely worse than "belly" and "tummy".

Mister_Ruysbroeck 07-14-2004 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is this some sort of inside reference? Or an allusion to off-FB activity designed to demonstrate how cool you are? Or did SS PM you and offer to poke your eyes out for you but you misunderstood?
No, it's a reference to the FB poker thing which has been talked about many times but which I apparently am not yet cool enough to participate in.

eta: and don't bother trying to point out that I am breaking my own rules. my rules only apply to other people.

robustpuppy 07-14-2004 06:48 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
eta: and don't bother trying to point out that I am breaking my own rules. my rules only apply to other people.
Uh, thanks, but the horse is out of the barn on that one.

tmdiva 07-14-2004 06:49 PM
Homemade ice cream?
 
Anyone got a killer recipe for homemade vanilla ice cream? I have a gelato machine, but that's just not going to be enough to feed the crowd coming over on Saturday, so I'm going to get one of those 20-buck ice-and-salt jobbies at Freddy's. But all my recipes are for the gelato machine. Help me out?

tm

PS Anyone in Stumptown (you know who you are) is invited to join us, and you'll have to bring your own beer if fresh-squeezed guava-limeade is not to your liking. If it's hot we'll blow up the kiddie pool.

taxwonk 07-14-2004 06:52 PM
hair color
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
Speaking of haircuts, I was getting one yesterday when Gus the barber noted that I seemed to be spouting a few grey hairs. I gave my usual answer ("I don't care what color they are so long as they stick around" -- baldness is a genetic curse that plagues both sides of my family), and added that I assumed that my clients liked a little grey in their lawyer's hair.

Gus shook his head sadly, and told me that he his scissors had snipped many an artifically-tinted hair from the heads of local lawyers.

Is the use of professional grade Grecian Formula common among the fashionable male lawyers out there? Maybe I am just being silly, but I just can't imagine doing this.
No Grecian Formula, no hair plugs, no toupee, no spray-on hair. It's all just pathetic.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 07-14-2004 06:53 PM
Homemade ice cream?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by tmdiva
...I have a gelato machine, but that's just not going to be enough to feed the crowd coming over on Saturday, ...
WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE TRYING TO APPEAR POPULAR TODAY?

Shape Shifter 07-14-2004 06:55 PM
Homemade ice cream?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE TRYING TO APPEAR POPULAR TODAY?
Nothing screams "I want to appear popular" so much as "20-buck ice-and-salt jobbies."

Tyrone Slothrop 07-14-2004 06:56 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Fuck Ty, most of the ones you don't get are movie references. You don't ever recognize Godfather quotes. But rather than fight, lets see if we can agree on something.
We both agree that you are smarter and more literate than I am. Stop rubbing it in.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-14-2004 06:59 PM
Homemade ice cream?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE TRYING TO APPEAR POPULAR TODAY?
You'd be popular too if you were having a 3 buttermilk keg party.


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