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Are you expecting again? Congrats, TL. No that wasnt it. I had the unfortunate experience of watching a recent The L Word episode where a very pregnant Tina hooks up with some lady. The lady is a real moaner (I hate their sex scenes) and she is grabbing Tina's swollen breast glands and drooling over her stomach making those horrid noises. Talking about how much she loves the pregnant ladies. Now if that wasnt bad enough, replace the moaning lady with Wonk and you have something more nauseating that moist cat food.

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You know, I do have to eat sometime in this lifetime.

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Please ... nobody talk about eating for a little while. Just give me a minute. Could somebody get me a Coke?

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So she should answer her cell phone?

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Here, put this in your mouth.

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Believe me, my hairy little friend, and I do mean little, you don't want to create any aversions at this stage. They say some taste and smell aversions don't go away after the monkey-spawn is born.

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Yes. Shortly. And, ew. That made even me not want to subject anyone to having sex with me! Thanks.

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You don't like altoids? Okay.

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You are very little, but curiously strong.

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This makes road head very messy.

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Thanks. So anal sex is out then?

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Quick question-

Say if Sebastian were a girl:

• Once he gave up the anal, would that mean he wouldn't do the oral anymore?

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I read somewhere that girls have to be down with anal or they'll end up alone.

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Looks like I'm giving out magazine subscriptions for gifts this year. What's your address again?

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I tried this line too recently. You didn't think it was as funny.

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Hey, why you bringing the hate all of a sudden? It's not like I got you pregnant and then dumped you for being too fat.

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Yet you cant trap a man with your ass, so you are pretty much alone either way.

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That post had nothing to do with hate. its a gross image, dude. I am pretty sure I am mostly correct when I say that mainly everyone here would agree.

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It's a foul truth.

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Oh, well okay then. That's entirely different.

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"You" as in RP or "you," generally speaking?*

TM

*Which I'm sure we all understand doesn't include you.

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I'm sorry. You are right. The image of you drooling all over the swollen glands and belly of a big preggo, making moaning animal noises, is a titilating one then. .Right everybody?

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I hate to say whiff to an ass post, but whiff.

Was I talking to RP? What is this obsession you have?

Eleanor Rigby
 

My, my. Aren't you the lonely, bitter old hag?

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Have you not heard of ass kegels?

Eleanor Rigby
 

She's not that bitter.

Eleanor Rigby
 

How was maternity leave?

Fool on the Hill
 

I understand Wonk's affections are fading fast.

Don Ho
 

If by "maternity" you mean "Hawaii", it was awesome. Thanks.

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Do I have to spell it out for you?

A

S

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TM

Joys of Pregnancy
 

Fundamental misunderstanding of the joys of preggo sex.

It's all about the hormones. If the woman's hormones react well, she becomes twice the tiger she used to be. Preggo sex fixations in men are reactions to hormonal surges in women, not a desire to chase a big belly.

But, different women react differently when pregnant. Obviously, Wonk's wife reacts positively to those hormones.

It's not necessarily about the visuals, though that glow can be a definite turn-on, too.

Joys of Pregnancy
 

I would rather read a post about moist cat food that one where you opine on pregnancy sex. Or on sex at all.

ETA regardless of whether I'm pregnant.

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That was informative. I always thought the fixation was kind of lactation loverian. Wanting to suckle on mommy type stuff.

General observation
 

Hummus is good.

R(late lunch)T

Joys of Pregnancy
 

Really?! I thought that post was sort of titilating.

Joys of Pregnancy
 

that is sooooo hot!

Joys of Pregnancy
 

Yeah, now it seems like those fixated on it just liking fucking really horny fat chicks.

Joys of Pregnancy
 

How about milk engorged swollen horney chicks?

Joys of Pregnancy
 

I never got the lactation fixation. Anyone else want to explain?

Joys of Pregnancy
 

I am now picturing you as Long Duck Dong.