LawTalkers - It's all about me

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
What's up with that? I will never understand the obsession with that cursed pseudo-title.

ETA: every time I receive correspondence signed by "Asshole Lawyer, Esq." I immediately think "Bill S. Preston, Esquire". Not exactly the image that Asshole Lawyer wants to convey, I'm sure.

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

You would be surprised at the number of pompous freaks that put Esq. on their checks after their name.

notcasesensitive

08-05-2004 06:10 PM

*sigh*

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
She's getting married in nine days, I couldn't crush her completely.

oh. good call. wait for the legal world to do that.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-05-2004 06:11 PM

question for coltrane and other runners

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Is this maximum heartrate estimate of (220-your age) bullshit? Because if that is my maximum heart rate, today I went about 15 above it, so shouldn't I be dead?

I am just beginning this heart rate training and there is so much conflicting information. Perhaps there is a better board where I can ask this question.

It's bullshit. According to that formula everyone of the same age has the same maximum heart rate. It's a guideline, that's all.

ETA: hey you who fixed my tabs! Thanks.

ltl/fb

08-05-2004 06:12 PM

question for coltrane and other runners

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It's bullshit. I think there was a discussion of this at some point on one of the fitness boards.

greatwhitenorthchick

08-05-2004 06:13 PM

*sigh*

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San Dimas Highschool football rules!!

eta thanks for the answers to my heart rate question

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-05-2004 06:14 PM

Fats

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
If asparagus makes it taste bad, just think of what swallowing quarts of tobacco juice makes it taste like.

I thought asparagus just made your pee smell. It makes your splooge taste bad too?

Alex_de_Large

08-05-2004 06:15 PM

*sigh*

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
San Dimas Highschool football rules!!

"Wyld Stallyons!"

ltl/fb

08-05-2004 06:15 PM

Fats

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I thought asparagus just made your pee smell. It makes your splooge taste bad too?

What you eat affects the taste. I kind of pulled asparagus out of my ass, though.

Alex_de_Large

08-05-2004 06:16 PM

Fats

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What you eat affects the taste. I kind of pulled asparagus out of my ass, though.

That's just too easy...

ltl/fb

08-05-2004 06:17 PM

Fats

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
That's just too easy...

I'm a giver.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-05-2004 06:17 PM

Fats

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What you eat affects the taste. I kind of pulled asparagus out of my ass, though.

Well, that would make my splooge taste like assy asparagus!

Who wants some?

taxwonk

08-05-2004 06:17 PM

Take one for the country

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's the other way around, but thanks!

I'm pretty sure he meant post-traumatic stress counseling.

ltl/fb

08-05-2004 06:21 PM

Take one for the country

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I'm pretty sure he meant post-traumatic stress counseling.

That doesn't fucking even fucking make any goddamn sense. So shut the motherfucking fuck up, assjack, and don't start with me.

Replaced_Texan

08-05-2004 06:23 PM

Take one for the country

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That doesn't fucking even fucking make any goddamn sense. So shut the motherfucking fuck up, assjack, and don't start with me.

Ya'll are so cute together.

taxwonk

08-05-2004 06:24 PM

Take one for the country

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
That doesn't fucking even fucking make any goddamn sense. So shut the motherfucking fuck up, assjack, and don't start with me.

ooh. burn.

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