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evenodds 10-21-2003 02:52 PM
FB haiKu
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Oh, shit. "Post-oper
ative transexual" is
nine syllables long.


According to Atticus, this isn't really a haiku because Shinto priests are aesthetically opposed to sex-change operations, and because as the dawn arrives, the fog swirls around the cedars, [and] I can't keep up with his brain. And he should know, because he spend several years after college in a geisha exchange program. But, whatever.
Excellent K, Ty.

Atticus Grinch 10-21-2003 02:52 PM
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And another year goes by without my beloved Janson Text! And wither News Gothic! Why not Gill --- la belle dame sans serif? Oh, the humanity!

purse junkie 10-21-2003 02:53 PM
FB haiKu
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Shinto priests are aesthetically opposed to sex-change operations
aesthetically? What if the person looks better after the sex change?

P("you make one ugly woman, John, but Bill here is a babe")J

Hank Chinaski 10-21-2003 02:53 PM
FB haiKu
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
Oh, shit. "Post-oper
ative transexual" is
nine syllables long.
once he had a dong
not, I am sure nine inch long
draw black jack, you stay

spookyfish 10-21-2003 03:01 PM
Surreal Life 2
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Once again, Ron Jeremy is Khalid Mohammed:

http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/US/10/21/p...ohammed.ap.jpg
See how unhappy he is since they took his bling away.

Flinty_McFlint 10-21-2003 03:01 PM
FB haiKu
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
once he had a dong
not, I am sure nine inches long
draw black jack, you stay
Hank, please. For the love of Cthulhu, we've been over this, a Haiku is 5, 7, 5.

Signed,

your pal timmy



edited to add: I see you fixed your post. Good, Hank, good.

andViolins 10-21-2003 03:04 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
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Its stuff like this that keeps me coming back for more!

aV

evenodds 10-21-2003 03:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by andViolins
Its stuff like this that keeps me coming back for more!

aV
That's enough!

We need a sex poll.

spookyfish 10-21-2003 03:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
That's enough!

We need a sex poll.
Thank you. Jesus, I feel like I stumbled into a Dungeons and Dragons tournament or something....

Watchtower 10-21-2003 03:15 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
That's enough!

We need a sex poll.
Favorite time of day?

Midafternoon on a Sunday - after church, but before the big meal.

robustpuppy 10-21-2003 03:18 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Watchtower
Favorite time of day?

Midafternoon on a Sunday - after church, but before the big meal.
Ooooh, that's hot.

I like in the middle of the night, when I'm barely awake, so I have the sensation of not being quite sure who it is.

purse junkie 10-21-2003 03:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Watchtower
Favorite time of day?

Midafternoon on a Sunday - after church, but before the big meal.
Please don't tell me it's the sermon that stokes you up.

evenodds 10-21-2003 03:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Ooooh, that's hot.

I like in the middle of the night, when I'm barely awake, so I have the sensation of not being quite sure who it is.
Freak.

It's a toss-up -- late night when we get home from dinner and stay up all night OR the hour before we're supposed to meet people downtown.

robustpuppy 10-21-2003 03:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by evenodds
Freak.
In my defense, I didn't really think Watchtower's answer was hot.

Watchtower 10-21-2003 03:28 PM
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Originally posted by purse junkie
Please don't tell me it's the sermon that stokes you up.
Good hymns and a hot choir leader. But I've learned to leave most of these things unsaid. (actually, it's more the fact that mid-afternoon is nice - when you get some time alone, the last bit of warm weather still lingering outside but all the nice fall smells coming in an open window, a light-breeze .... I threw the church stuff in to get a rise out of you guys).

I'm just trying to throw out a poll idea - feel free to suggest an alternative.


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