LawTalkers - Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

Originally posted by sunnybunny
well the thing was....I remember TM was very much for the involvement of hands in the activity but the toaster said NO HANDS...and wanted ot review for reference. mine usually involve hands but wanted to read the rationale if any toaster gave.

This is completely non responisve to RP and it still does not make sexy your thing. Does anyone else here sense sunny probably gives the world's worst blow jobs? But at least it probalby shuts her up for 18 seconds.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

06-23-2005 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
where have yoga pants been all my life? The reasons I'm wearing them to work, in case anyone is wondering how low my standards have sunk, are that I have a yoga class after work, . . .

I go to bed after work. But I don't wear pajamas to the office.

Of course, that could explain what the secretaries are thinking around here.

robustpuppy

06-23-2005 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I go to bed after work. But I don't wear pajamas to the office.

Of course, that could explain what the secretaries are thinking around here.

You wear pajamas to bed? Grrrrowwwwl!

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-23-2005 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
But at least it probalby shuts her up for 18 seconds.

12 seconds for me!

greatwhitenorthchick

06-23-2005 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Don't try to hijack my I-am-still-hot thread, Ms. Jump on the Newly Single and Looking Forward to Fucking Around Bandwagon.

("Hyphens? I don't need no stinking hyphens!")

You couldn't possibly be anything but hot, my dear, so don't worry about that at all.

robustpuppy

06-23-2005 04:04 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
12 seconds for me!

Soul mate! (I have brutal TMJ. I blame my orthodontist.)

greatwhitenorthchick

06-23-2005 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Tittie fairy?

Seriously, why do I like the words boob, boobie, and tit, but find tittie almost as cringe-inducing as moist and scrotum?

Same here. I wince when I hear "tittie bar." Nudie bar, strip club, beaver dam, etc., are all fine. When I hear tittie, I think pedophile. No offense, AdL. I don't think of you as a pedophile.

Mister_Ruysbroeck

06-23-2005 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If you live somewhere where you can drive a Turbo the way it should be driven, I have no gripe. But these old men I see parking the things in front of restaurants in my area don't drive them anywhere but into parking garages at their offices. You think you can wind out a Turbo on the Schuylkill Expressway? The most comical thing ever is the 911s parked in the train lots. People buy 911s to drive them to the train. Or the guys who drive them in winter because they can't afford a second car because they blew all their money on the Porsche.

A Porsche is a wonderful car. If you live in California or someplace where you can actually drive it. Otherwise, its like having a malamut or great dane in a City apartment. Just doesn't make sense.

All I am saying is don't generalize. How do you know some of those people aren't auto crossers?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-23-2005 04:10 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Soul mate! (I have brutal TMJ. I blame my orthodontist.)

I'm girthy but quick!

paigowprincess

06-23-2005 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
12 seconds for me!

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I need a ruling here. IS this an original whiff? I made the 18 seconds joke meaning that would be the longest that sunny would actually go to the effort to do that sorta thing, not that that is how long the organ in her mouth would last. And Coltrane misses my subtle joke and makes a more obvious one. Is this tihe original whiff?

robustpuppy

06-23-2005 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
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I need a ruling here. IS this an original whiff? I made the 18 seconds joke meaning that would be the longest that sunny would actually go to the effort to do that sorta thing, not that that is how long the organ in her mouth would last. And Coltrane misses my subtle joke and makes a more obvious one. Is this tihe original whiff?

Too bad none of us interpreted his post as "I can make that girl come in 12 seconds."

pony_trekker

06-23-2005 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Today I'm wearing one of those support tank thingies. (I am also wearing black yoga pants - my first pair of yoga pants -- and I have one thing to ask: where have yoga pants been all my life? The reasons I'm wearing them to work, in case anyone is wondering how low my standards have sunk, are that I have a yoga class after work, they are brand new and actually look pretty sharp, I have to do laundry, and let's face it, all my contact with anyone who might care what I'm wearing is over the phone, so why bother? But I do digress.)

Anyway, I know that under ordinary circumstances, those support tank thingies draw a man's eye to the boobies -- checking them out is a nearly irresistible impulse. But this was not on my mind as I took of my black cardigan during my walk to lunch, because I am, at least in this form-fitting outfit, fairly obviously pregnant, and would have thought that I was ogle-proof. But instead, in the span of four blocks, I got honked at, whistled at, hey baby'd, and hey sister, looking good'd by four different men or sets of men. This is an unusually high amount of catcalling for me, even on a very good pre-getting-knocked up day. It was kinda squicky.

So what gives? Are there a lot of preggo fetishists out there, or are the boobs so awe-inspiring that they don't notice the other single bump below it, or are these just men who like a girl with a belly?

Probably because you looked fucking hot as shit. There is nothing hotter than a pregnant woman's tits. In a support tank, nevertheless.

PS., I was the guy blowing kisses at you mommy.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-23-2005 04:20 PM

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I got it. Did you think I thought you were ripping on the sexual staying power of all of mankind?

sunnybunny

06-23-2005 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is completely non responisve to RP and it still does not make sexy your thing. Does anyone else here sense sunny probably gives the world's worst blow jobs? But at least it probalby shuts her up for 18 seconds.

I'm not looking for sexy...i"m looking for results...but I think i just found the old email among you me and tradeoff, back before I realized you were wacked, where she told us which of Toaster's tips she'd incorporated into her regularly scheduled programming. I'm just looking for improved blow job technique. It's a lofty aspiration. It has nothing to do with my internet persona's sexiness or lack thereof.

Flinty_McFlint

06-23-2005 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Do you say this often?

TM

To anyone who will listen.

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