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Speaking of Mexico, there are a lot of worried parents in Texas about upcoming Spring Break right now. More worried than usual. Mexico border towns, which are really easy to get to from South Padre Island, aren't safe at all these days. Lots of people kidnapped, some killed, many still missing and the old standby "don't shoot, I'm an American" doesn't seem to work as well anymore.

See Tom Kirkendall for more info. The feds have issued a warning, but since when have Spring Breakers listened to either their parents or the Feds?

Alex_de_Large

03-11-2005 01:52 PM

Vehicle

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Prrrrro-maybe. I remember it being curvier, though. But it wasn't a convertible (or if it was, it was a hard top and the top was up) so I'm not sure.

new SLK?

http://www.mbusa.com/media/images/ma...ter_3_main.jpg

spookyfish

03-11-2005 01:53 PM

REAL FASHION QUESTION-SLIPS

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Me too! On both counts. Are classic Triumphs particularly appealing to motorcycle ignorami, or are you my new soulmate?

Classic Triumphs appeal to all motocyclically-inclined people, silly.

(But I'd rather have a vintage Norton.)

http://www.geocities.com/bgmcansh/su...mmando1971.jpg

Hank Chinaski

03-11-2005 01:56 PM

REAL FASHION QUESTION-SLIPS

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I got a blue stick SPF 15 blistex in your fucking cold dry city in an attempt to keep from having all the skin dry up crack and fall off my lips/nose. It smells sorta fruity. I kinda like it.

Of course, the SPF was unnecessary as thick clouds obscured any hint of sunlight.

Am I excused from watching Contender if I am not currently hooked up to any cable or satellite provider? Or should I be going to the nearby pizza place and demanding that they change the channel to it?

Now that you're trying to find a husband you should not go to any pizza places in the state in which you live. Those are not normal pizza places and will be frequented by fruity men. You should go to card clubs, or boxing matches, or maybe the horse track.

mmm3587

03-11-2005 01:59 PM

Michael Lewis is a jackass.

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I liked Moneyball and all, but since people here only had nice things to say about the book, go ahead and read this op-ed by Moneyball's author. I'm surely at least half of the board will agree with my assessment of him.

I agree that it's tough to tell whether he is serious or satirical. I think it's at least a decent amount of the former. But, I've read some of the articles he wrote for Slate when he and Tabitha were living in Paris, and he doesn't seem like too much of a prick about gender roles in those articles.

The guy's a writer forgodssake. If he is just sitting around writing all day and is too much of a lazy bastard to be a father and help out around the house, he doesn't deserve Tabitha Soren and her offspring. It's not like he's off in the woods felling trees all day. Get up from the laptop and change a diaper. Good writer, though.

ltl/fb

03-11-2005 02:12 PM

Vehicle

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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
new SLK?

http://www.mbusa.com/media/images/ma...ter_3_main.jpg

Yes.

mmm3587

03-11-2005 02:12 PM

Vehicle

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Definitely not a Mercedes if it was curvy. A Mercedes would be boxy. Did it look like this?
http://www.toyota.com/toyotaConfigApp/image?id=5092783
Base sticker is a way overpriced $63,575.00. If you add options, closer to 70. It's an old man's sports car. So is the CLK. Don't do it.

I see mostly younger meathead-looking guys in warm-up suits in CLK coupes, usually with their hairy arms hanging out the driver's-side window to show off their fake Rolexes. I see mostly women in their 30s to 50s in both SC430s and CLK convertibles. The quintessential SC430 driver is the women the hot naked female Terminator steals it from in Terminator 3.

mmm3587

03-11-2005 02:15 PM

Vehicle

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Yes.

I fucking love the nose of the new SLK. Very McLaren-looking, which I think is the point. They're small, though. And the hardtop takes up a bunch of trunk room, and I hear that you can't get more than one normal size suitcase in it. Still, a really sweet powerful little convertible. But expensive.

Alex_de_Large

03-11-2005 02:21 PM

Vehicle

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Originally posted by mmm3587
I fucking love the nose of the new SLK. Very McLaren-looking, which I think is the point. They're small, though. And the hardtop takes up a bunch of trunk room, and I hear that you can't get more than one normal size suitcase in it. Still, a really sweet powerful little convertible. But expensive.

Concur. It's a hot car.

On an unrelated note, I had the opportunity to take a Cayenne S for a spin earlier this week. It's a recockulous machine, but it brakes, accelerates, and turns like a Porsche, ableit a huge one. Very impressive, even if I would never buy one.

NotFromHere

03-11-2005 02:21 PM

Vehicle

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Originally posted by mmm3587
I see mostly younger meathead-looking guys in warm-up suits in CLK coupes, usually with their hairy arms hanging out the driver's-side window to show off their fake Rolexes. I see mostly women in their 30s to 50s in both SC430s and CLK convertibles. The quintessential SC430 driver is the women the hot naked female Terminator steals it from in Terminator 3.

Geriatric men drive the CLKs and the SCs around here. The trophy wives all have a 7 series or S class.

ThurgreedMarshall

03-11-2005 02:33 PM

San Francisco

I will be in San Fran next week and am thinking about meeting up with anyone who cares for a long lunch somewhere where games can be watched on Friday the 18th. PM if you're interested.

TM

paigowprincess

03-11-2005 02:35 PM

THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN

I sleep better at night and the bags under my eyes are gone!!!

1.Sterilize the Enema Set by keeping them in luke warm water for 3 to 4 hours (overnight) and wash the douche can properly.
2. Fix the douche tube with douche bag by inserting bottom nozzle of douche bag in one end of douche tube.
3. Fix the stop cock on the other end of douche tube.
4. Fill the douche bag with luke-warm water to be used for enema.
5. Fix the rectal/vagina pipe with stop cock.
6. Place the douche bag at a height to ensure good flow of water.
7. Lubricate the Rectal/Vaginal pipe/nozzle with vaseline.
8. Turn the knob to let the air out of the rubber tube.
9. Prepare yourself for enema. (Please ensure that you are in a good health and are able to carry enema activities.)
10. Insert the rectal/vaginal pipe into the anus/vagina and turn the knob of stop cork so that it allows flow of water through it.
11. Take out the rectal/vaginal pipe when enema is over. Wash again all the enema equipment with warm water.

ThurgreedMarshall

03-11-2005 02:37 PM

THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I sleep better at night and the bags under my eyes are gone!!!

1.Sterilize the Enema Set by keeping them in luke warm water for 3 to 4 hours (overnight) and wash the douche can properly.
2. Fix the douche tube with douche bag by inserting bottom nozzle of douche bag in one end of douche tube.
3. Fix the stop cock on the other end of douche tube.
4. Fill the douche bag with luke-warm water to be used for enema.
5. Fix the rectal/vagina pipe with stop cock.
6. Place the douche bag at a height to ensure good flow of water.
7. Lubricate the Rectal/Vaginal pipe/nozzle with vaseline.
8. Turn the knob to let the air out of the rubber tube.
9. Prepare yourself for enema. (Please ensure that you are in a good health and are able to carry enema activities.)
10. Insert the rectal/vaginal pipe into the anus/vagina and turn the knob of stop cork so that it allows flow of water through it.
11. Take out the rectal/vaginal pipe when enema is over. Wash again all the enema equipment with warm water.

This will inevitably lead to discussions about equine enemas.

TM

Hank Chinaski

03-11-2005 02:39 PM

THIS IS KINDA GROSS BUT I AM A NEW WOMAN

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