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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't think my survey is 1/1000th of yours, but he's not porno big. Probably bigger than average, but not a freak.

right. a 7- or 8-incher, if I had to guess.

ETA - probably more like 7. which, of course, is perfectly acceptable for bragging rights in a craigslist post from what I can tell.

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Originally posted by dtb
How many guys would have filled in the blank with what Weedy did? He is uncommonly uncommon.

Not really. It was better than "gut," which was his only other realistic alternative.

TM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Not really. It was better than "gut," which was his only other realistic alternative.

TM

Mmmm, big furry guts.

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
right. a 7- or 8-incher, if I had to guess.

ETA - probably more like 7. which, of course, is perfectly acceptable for bragging rights in a craigslist post from what I can tell.

Does Mr. Man know about your "search"?

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
As amazing as this sounds, I have never seen Tommy Lee's penis. I did see the Rob Lowe video though.

This is

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Ever.

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Not really. It was better than "gut," which was his only other realistic alternative.

TM

Go run your BMI numbers again (use the real ones this time) and STFU, porkchop.

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Does Mr. Man know about your "search"?

That I read craigslist? Yes. He also knows that I post here, which is more than I can say for many of the SO's of board posters. I want to Zing here, but I'm going to let it go.

Incidentally, he also knows that I was not a virgin when we met.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I hardly think this is Robert Plant-style.

http://eil.com/artists/images/jethro_tull_cat.jpg

eta Mon Dieu! The name of this picture is "Jethro_Tull_Cat" LOL!!!

For someone with so many hours logged, your Google-fu sucks.

For the record, this is me with my tribute band, "Hairway to Steven."

http://www.buckeye-web.com/prox/images/srts.gif

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
QB of 2-time national champion USC only needs 2 units to graduate.

Matt Leinart would like to dance away from USC with another national championship.

The fifth-year senior will have plenty of time to focus on football in his final season. Leinart is enrolled in one class: Ballroom dancing will fulfill the final elective for his sociology degree, The Los Angeles Times reported.

So, they charge you $16,000 a year for tuition and they offer ballroom dancing as part of the curriculum? Really?

You didn't have a lot of weird ass PE credits on your school's catalogue?

Looking at mine right now, I can take Archery, Badminton, Dancing (sadly, it looks like no ballroom unless "social, beginning" is some sort of code), fencing, flag football, horseback riding, all sorts of martial arts. My best friend in college got his PE credit getting his certification as a high-school basketball ref. My brother failed canoeing (never showed up), but passed skeet shooting with flying colors (only the guy from Jordan gave him any challenge at all, the yankees at his school couldn't hit a barn if they were in it).

(ETA: looking this up, I note with great disappointment that my school has slipped in the Princeton Review rankings, though it's only slipped by one in the US World and News Reports rankings. The students seem to still like it. I also note that my sister's school is still in the top five for reefer madness, but slipped in overall party.)

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
That I read craigslist? Yes. He also knows that I post here, which is more than I can say for many of the SO's of board posters. I want to Zing here, but I'm going to let it go.

Incidentally, he also knows that I was not a virgin when we met.

Why would you "Zing"? I wasn't looking for a literal response. It was a joke. You can search for any sized penis you like.

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Originally posted by ironweed
Go run your BMI numbers again (use the real ones this time) and STFU, porkchop.

Needs improvement. Try again, although this time pretend I'm PLF.

TM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You didn't have a lot of weird ass PE credits on your school's catalogue?

Looking at mine right now, I can take Archery, Badminton, Dancing (sadly, it looks like no ballroom unless "social, beginning" is some sort of code), fencing, flag football, horseback riding, all sorts of martial arts. My best friend in college got his PE credit getting his certification as a high-school basketball ref. My brother failed canoeing (never showed up), but passed skeet shooting with flying colors (only the guy from Jordan gave him any challenge at all, the yankees at his school couldn't hit a barn if they were in it).

(ETA: looking this up, I note with great disappointment that my school has slipped in the Princeton Review rankings, though it's only slipped by one in the US World and News Reports rankings. The students seem to still like it. I also note that my sister's school is still in the top five for reefer madness, but slipped in overall party.)

I received an "A" in beginner ice skating.

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
Ask your sister, mother and father.

My father says he never would have stuck it through that gloryhole if he knew it was your mouth on the other side. Also, less teeth, more tongue.

Penske Appreciation Day

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
But as depressed as I am, Penske always brings a smile to my face and a hearty guffaw. You people really do not give this wonderful poster his dieu.

I dub today Penske Appreciation Day

Deux!

Merci.

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Mmmm, big furry guts.

What?
Are you feeling OK?