LawTalkers - Waiting for Fitzgerald

sebastian_dangerfield
The whole damned cartooon was sick. I can't recall the comedian who said it, but some comedian wisely observed years back that Smurfette was basically the world's biggest slut, and that the whole culture was based based around incest, since Papa Smurf had to bang his daughter to create the rest of the Smurfs, who, in turn, must have all banged their sister

So they were Muslims?

sebastian_dangerfield

10-12-2005 06:09 PM

Allah Smurfbar!!

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
So they were Muslims?

Oh, you are so cyberfatwa'ed with a death sentence.

Cyberstoning is the penalty for insulting Allah online. Your PM Box will be mercilessly, ruthlessly filled with Sockmail, until it bursts and destroys everything in your computer.

GOD IS GREAT! (insert tongue thing sound here)

Penske_Account

10-12-2005 07:02 PM

The Not-Ready-for-Prime-Time Party

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. I was going to put:

Ironhead, Penske, SAM, balt, Sidd, bilmore, Gattigap and Wonk

on ignore. Then I realized that I would miss all of them on FB if I did, so I followed your lead.

I especially like seeing how Taxwonk restates peoples jokes when he post his responses two days later. I just didn't want to give that up.

Hank Chinaski

10-12-2005 07:40 PM

The Not-Ready-for-Prime-Time Party

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
2.

and in the spirit of yom kippur, I want to say that I find your condemnation of my reprehensible 23-fecta behavior to be hypochritical and vile. Your criticizing me is like bin ladin saying zarquawi has crossed some lines.

Columbus telling later ships they shouldn't visit the new world- that's you. Peace. And at any rate I am sorry.

Penske_Account

10-12-2005 07:49 PM

The Not-Ready-for-Prime-Time Party

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Originally posted by Spanky
Exactly. Good to see you that you have a good grasp of classical liteature.

2. Although I think of this board as more of Where the Wild Things Are. Spanky, you are Max.

Hank Chinaski

10-12-2005 07:55 PM

The Not-Ready-for-Prime-Time Party

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
2. Although I think of this board as more of Where the Wild Things Are. Spanky, you are Max.

I think of the board as Max's Dragon Shirt (different Max- Rosemary Wells) and you are Max and RT is Max's sister Ruby.

http://www.kathleendeady.com/images2...ragonShirt.jpg

Penske_Account

10-12-2005 07:58 PM

The Not-Ready-for-Prime-Time Party

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Originally posted by Spanky
McCain's problem is he has taken some pretty hardline position on Guns and Abortion. So I don't think that makes it a walk. But he could definitely beat Hillary.

Exactly.

Penske_Account

10-12-2005 07:59 PM

The Not-Ready-for-Prime-Time Party

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Originally posted by bilmore
Doubt it. Strongly. Hilary does have a group of right-wingers who hate her with a passion. So does McCain. And they're the same people. So their impact in such a contest would be minimal.

That's is why he puts Jeb on the ticket. He is the sop for the right wingers and the hope for the future.

Penske_Account

10-12-2005 08:01 PM

Roe v. Wade - Locked in.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I couldn't agree more. The fools on the Right crying for Roe to be flipped just don't understand the assfucking that would give the GOP. It would destroy the party. Shit, flipping Roe would destroy the two party system...

.... hmmm.

good. Defeating Roe is a matter of principle. Please join us in the land of moral clarity Sebby. You are better than the amoralist you play here.

Penske_Account

10-12-2005 08:17 PM

The Not-Ready-for-Prime-Time Party

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
and in the spirit of yom kippur, I want to say that I find your condemnation of my reprehensible 23-fecta behavior to be hypochritical and vile. Your criticizing me is like bin ladin saying zarquawi has crossed some lines.

Columbus telling later ships they shouldn't visit the new world- that's you. Peace. And at any rate I am sorry.

I am sorry too. I was wrong. I still lurve you...........I've lost Sidd.....Wonk, I can't lose you too Hank. Tell me what I have to do. Anything.

Penske_Account

10-12-2005 08:18 PM

The Not-Ready-for-Prime-Time Party

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I think of the board as Max's Dragon Shirt (different Max- Rosemary Wells) and you are Max and RT is Max's sister Ruby.

http://www.kathleendeady.com/images2...ragonShirt.jpg

Who's Balt?

sebastian_dangerfield

10-12-2005 08:36 PM

Roe v. Wade - Locked in.

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
good. Defeating Roe is a matter of principle. Please join us in the land of moral clarity Sebby. You are better than the amoralist you play here.

My morality, my dear boy, as I've said many times, favors the woman's right to choose. I've been as clear as a Saturday afternoon beer piss on that one. I was speaking politically in the post you responded to.

Penske_Account

10-12-2005 08:38 PM

Roe v. Wade - Locked in.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My morality, my dear boy, as I've said many times, favors the woman's right to choose. I've been as clear as a Saturday afternoon beer piss on that one. I was speaking politically in the post you responded to.

A woman's right to choose is not dependent on Roe. It is dependent on the state legislature where the proper authority resides. Come over to the light Sebby.....

sebastian_dangerfield

10-12-2005 08:52 PM

Roe v. Wade - Locked in.

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
A woman's right to choose is not dependent on Roe. It is dependent on the state legislature where the proper authority resides. Come over to the light Sebby.....

I live in a state where Santorum made it to the US Senate. If the state legislature here can be analogized to any sort of "light," it'd be the one on the end of the wand they shove up your ass during a colonscopy.

Penske_Account

10-12-2005 08:54 PM

Roe v. Wade - Locked in.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I live in a state where Santorum made it to the US Senate. If the state legislature here can be analogized to any sort of "light," it'd be the one on the end of the wand they shove up your ass during a colonscopy.

Move to Jersey, Corzine will uphold the culture of death.

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