LawTalkers - Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you were going to a planned parenthood "Party Like a Rockstar" party, who would you go as?

My top contenders are:

Janis Joplin, recognizing that I have an awesome rendition of "Mercedes Benz" in my arsenal and can la-di-da with the best of them.
Courtney Love, possibly using the Live Through This album cover for inspriation
Generic 80s hair band hanger on, knowing that I can have fun with her hair and own pleather jeans and still has most of my jewelry from the 1980s
Generic 90s grunge hanger on, knowing that there may not be that many people taking advantage of the flannel and jeans look that dominated the era and it will be very easy to pull off
Generic Lilith Fair type. Though I'm not entirely sure how to do this.

Ahh, if you had the hair to pull it off, David Lee Roth or Axl Rose would be awesome! Wear the pleather and get ripped! Or if you don't have the hair, recycle your Billy Idol outfit.

NotFromHere

05-25-2005 01:33 PM

Because I know Paigow wants to know

'Runaway bride' indicted over disappearance
Charges are making false statement and reporting false crime could mean up to six years in prison.

I'll save you from a repeat of "the picture."

Did you just call me Coltrane?

05-25-2005 01:33 PM

Costume poll

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
If you were going to a planned parenthood "Party Like a Rockstar" party, who would you go as?

My top contenders are:

Janis Joplin, recognizing that I have an awesome rendition of "Mercedes Benz" in my arsenal and can la-di-da with the best of them.
Courtney Love, possibly using the Live Through This album cover for inspriation
Generic 80s hair band hanger on, knowing that I can have fun with her hair and own pleather jeans and still has most of my jewelry from the 1980s
Generic 90s grunge hanger on, knowing that there may not be that many people taking advantage of the flannel and jeans look that dominated the era and it will be very easy to pull off
Generic Lilith Fair type. Though I'm not entirely sure how to do this.

Go as the cowbell player from Blue Oyster Cult.

NotFromHere

05-25-2005 01:34 PM

Rob and Ambah

So Paigs - did you watch the wedding of Rob and Ambah last night? Did you Tivo so that you could watch it over and over? Was it beooooteeful?

And here is the cheeziest picture I've ever seen. Even if I did love Rob (which I don't), you couldn't put that shirt on my dead body.
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...ed.vmedium.jpg

Replaced_Texan

05-25-2005 01:36 PM

Costume poll

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
go to the goodwill and try and find a purple suit. If you get lucky be Prince.

No can do. The Purple Rain Luck of the Draw auction at Diverseworks is a few days afterwards.

Curse these not-for-profits and their creative attire events.

Replaced_Texan

05-25-2005 01:42 PM

Rob and Ambah

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And here is the cheeziest picture I've ever seen. Even if I did love Rob (which I don't), you couldn't put that shirt on my dead body.

One of the biggest losses in my sister's freak car fire a few years ago was her "Made for Loving Him" pink baseball shirt. The name "Kelly" was ironed on in pink felt on the left breast.

Everyone really misses that shirt.

taxwonk

05-25-2005 01:43 PM

Everything you ever wanted

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Okay, I think this line of joking has run its course.

Okay.

ThurgreedMarshall

05-25-2005 01:49 PM

Everything you ever wanted

Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
Okay.

Pussy.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane?

05-25-2005 02:12 PM

Everything you ever wanted

Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
Okay.

Pregnant women get anything they want. What a great excuse to stuff your face and get fat.

Alex_de_Large

05-25-2005 02:13 PM

Costume poll

Quote:

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
She looked gorgeous with the shaved head. You could probably pull it off very well also.

I'm hoping someone comes as Anthony Kiedis in just a sock.

http://philsland.blogs.com/photos/un...1706478950.jpg

Bear in mind that the average guy at this party won't necessarily look like this.

Alex_de_Large

05-25-2005 02:14 PM

Rob and Ambah

Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
So Paigs - did you watch the wedding of Rob and Ambah last night? Did you Tivo so that you could watch it over and over? Was it beooooteeful?

And here is the cheeziest picture I've ever seen. Even if I did love Rob (which I don't), you couldn't put that shirt on my dead body.
http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Co...ed.vmedium.jpg

Yeah, but nice TITS! though.

NotFromHere

05-25-2005 02:38 PM

Rob and Ambah

Quote:

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Yeah, but nice TITS! though.

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You're easy. She looks a little like Shelly Long (in the face) in this picture.
http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/...9-41696-sm.jpg

And without makeup, lighting and airbrushing.
http://www.yenra.com/survivor-two/am...ber-brkich.jpg

taxwonk

05-25-2005 02:43 PM

Everything you ever wanted

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Pussy.

TM