LawTalkers - More pie

Originally posted by pony_trekker
Why are these commercials OK but a bare tit on TV not? Because the pharmas dump so much $ into republican coffers that that shit isn't deemed indecent?

Seeing's much different than talking about something. Most of this country hasn't the imagination to conceive of what Bob Dole with a throbbing erection would look like. They can't "connect the dots," so to say... But they know a nipple when they see it, and they know that a nipple sends the average man into a fits of fornication and sodomy.

The answer, or I guess, addendum, since your question's partly rhetorical, is the same answer it's always been - we're a sexually immature and provincial country.

patentparanyc

09-13-2006 09:56 AM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
What would that fix? We'd see a picture of someone that TM would say ain't all that, atticus (sniff) would say is smokin', and a bunch of other people would say hot (or not). And everyone in the not camp would be told, in the course of 1000+ posts, that they were wrong.

It wouldn't solve a thing....everyone would have a different opinion and then all the WHY we disagree would go down picking me apart until there is nothing left. ["yeah, she has nice hair but I frickin' hate her glasses ugh] that type of petty shit.

Hank Chinaski

09-13-2006 09:57 AM

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Originally posted by nononono
God, I just so wish TM had carried a camera phone that day.

I posted a picture that Ironweed had sent me. i believe it accurate. Until someone posts a photo that shows otherwise, I believe you can look to that photo. Notably, GWNC DTB and Ironweed's wife had bad hair days, and normally are much better looking.

patentparanyc

09-13-2006 10:00 AM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I posted a picture that Ironweed had sent me. i believe it accurate. Until someone posts a photo that shows otherwise, I believe you can look to that photo. Notably, GWNC DTB and Ironweed's wife had bad hair days, and normally are much better looking.

I still like your "go on get your Chinaski out" sig line.

nononono

09-13-2006 10:00 AM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Can we rate you??!!!

Knock yourself out, babe. Oh, wait, no, I forgot; unlike some, I don't have a psychological void that needs to be filled that way. Heck, I don't even need you to believe how the GPs lust for me, the hotttttie junior associates bring me coffee, the mail staff fight to be the one who pushes the cart past my office, wealthy captains of industry frequently crash into others in the parking garage distracted by the mere glimpse of me, and that men from coast to coast fall on their knees before me, regularly. That would be a bit much, don't you think? Or would you find that a normal level of self-assertion?

nononono

09-13-2006 10:02 AM

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I know, but at least I'd stop hearing the "you don't know me [insert head wag]" crap. I'm just trying to chip away.

patentparanyc

09-13-2006 10:03 AM

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Originally posted by nononono
Knock yourself out, babe. Oh, wait, no, I forgot; unlike some, I don't have a psychological void that needs to be filled that way. Heck, I don't even need you to believe how the GPs lust for me, the hotttttie junior associates bring me coffee, the mail staff fight to be the one who pushes the cart past my office, wealthy captains of industry frequently crash into others in the parking garage distracted by the mere glimpse of me, and that men from coast to coast fall on their knees before me, regularly. That would be a bit much, don't you think? Or would you find that a normal level of self-assertion?

It is what it is g/f. The other day, an assoc gave me a sbux card, my coffee is purchased for me weekly, banker types find me to be their type...and I had a 45 min convo with a senior partner about Paul Stuart clothes in his office. Does that mean I'm smokin' hotttttt? No. But I am attractive, outgoing and confident and nice and men like that. What can I say?? And my pre baby ann taylor size 8 fit perfectly the other day. happy dance.

Apropos of Nothing

09-13-2006 10:04 AM

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?

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Originally posted by gwnc Confidential to ppnyc: all your posts are very, very, VERY badly written.

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I thought you had me on ignore. biatch

You know, back in the day, Not Bob used to have a Rodney King sock that he would use to say (at times like these) something like:

"Sniff, can't we all, can't we all just get along? Please?"

End it. Here. Now. Please. All of you.

And it wouldn't work then, usually, and it won't work now, probably, but it salves Not Bob's conscience a bit, and since it really is all about Not Bob, that's enough for him.

Onward and upward.

greatwhitenorthchick

09-13-2006 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am hurt not to be included.

So, I was on the elevator up to my apt, and a guy got on at the level above where I park my car, and he was a delivery guy for Dominos, and he wasn't even going to my floor, and he wanted to know if I wanted help with the stuff I was carrying.

I.

Am.

Smoking.

Hottttt.

Last night my doorman let me come BEHIND the desk to sign for a package, and then he pushed the elevator button for me because my hands were full.

I.
am.
almost.
as.
hotttttttt.
as.
fringey.

sebastian_dangerfield

09-13-2006 10:06 AM

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
It is what it is g/f. The other day, an assoc gave me a sbux card, my coffee is purchased for me weekly, banker types find me to be their type...and I had a 45 min convo with a senior partner about Paul Stuart clothes in his office. Does that mean I'm smokin' hotttttt?

No, but it does mean that partner is serious fucking Black & Decker.

sebastian_dangerfield

09-13-2006 10:07 AM

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If any of that's true... Can I rate you?

patentparanyc

09-13-2006 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Last night my doorman let me come BEHIND the desk to sign for a package, and then he pushed the elevator button for me because my hands were full.

I.
am.
almost.
as.
hotttttttt.
as.
fringey.

Your game is off, girl. I usually have an elevator filled with partners from another law firm in the elevator bank and have a lively conversation about NYers and their big assed golf umbrellas and have them on the floor laughing.

Anything That Moves

09-13-2006 10:09 AM

She had me at "I said 8:52, not 8:54, you moron!"

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