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Stop this. Its early and I haven't seen my wife in 3 days...

And, as Green Day would say, "masturbation's lost its fun..."

Ever sine she got her figure back (actually, I like it more now because she has serious, serious fucking cans), all I can think about is getting laid. You can't start me off in the morning like that...

J. Fred Muggs

09-13-2006 10:11 AM

Real close to walking out...

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Can we rate you??!!!

We can rate me. Any of you who want to anonymously review me and know my name, please look at my law firm web site picture (please don't comment on what I'm wearing b/c the clown suit is outable) and send a review to TM*. He will post the comments so that I can't tell who said what.

*He hasn't agreed, but fuck him, the worst he could do is be abusive and nasty about it.

Note for the file: My preemptive review of myself has been sent by PM to TM already for him to reveal after anyone else votes (my delusions will be on record first).

nononono

09-13-2006 10:12 AM

Real close to walking out...

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
It is what it is g/f. The other day, an assoc gave me a sbux card, my coffee is purchased for me weekly, banker types find me to be their type...and I had a 45 min convo with a senior partner about Paul Stuart clothes in his office. Does that mean I'm smokin' hotttttt? No. But I am attractive, outgoing and confident and nice and men like that. What can I say?? And my pre baby ann taylor size 8 fit perfectly the other day. happy dance.

You really, really, really, really, really don't get it, do you? And your utter obtuseness or stupidity or whatever it is makes it so tempting to stoop to your level and comment on 38Es and the like. But I shall not.

Yoo-hoo, ppnyc, men do that. All day long. BFD. Honest to God, wake up. And get some quality in your life. If a 45 minute convo with a sr guy about Paul Stuart means anything to you, then you have no soul, no depth, no meaning. Truly.

But I've been wondering: Question for you: do you like your materialism and name-dropping? What purpose does it serve for you to talk about where you get your hair cut (and isn't Fekkai so 1998?), what brand shampoo you use (b + b is available everywhere, even here in the hinterlands, you know), that you can spout off the names of, um, some of the best-known prep schools (and oddly, omitting other obvious choices) - especially where, in each case, the details of which add absolutely nothing to the content of the post. Moreover, these things are readily available to all. You boast about things that most people here have more than a passing familiarity with (and either know more intimately than you ever likely will, or grew out of caring so much about them long ago, or, more likely, both), so your approach comes across as more a pathetic, "dude, I am so as "all.that." as all you people." It's so juvenile.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

09-13-2006 10:13 AM

plea for sanity

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
That's what I was saying. A guy like you, in denial, and ashamed would focus on the detail like that, avoiding the message. only a guy that doesn't need to hear the message can simply take in the whole commercial.

Program note for Hank: Debra Lafave on Today this morning and on Dateline this evening.

ltl/fb

09-13-2006 10:14 AM

Real close to walking out...

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Stop this. Its early and I haven't seen my wife in 3 days...

And, as Green Day would say, "masturbation's lost its fun..."

Ever sine she got her figure back (actually, I like it more now because she has serious, serious fucking cans), all I can think about is getting laid. You can't start me off in the morning like that...

In case you forgot, sex is the bestest invention EVER. Sooooo fun.

Sorry I can't come up with anything more evocative, like "void" -- it's early for me. I can only think of things too graphic to be amusing, or prim.

nononono

09-13-2006 10:14 AM

Real close to walking out...

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
If any of that's true... Can I rate you?

Oh, you bet! And get this: the mail guy came into my office today to deliver my mail. You just know I'm attractive now.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

09-13-2006 10:15 AM

Real close to walking out...

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
and have them on the floor laughing.

most of us are on the floor laughing, too.

nononono

09-13-2006 10:17 AM

Real close to walking out...

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Sorry, Sebby. Just trying to do my duty to the men of America. What's a morning without a little buzz to get things going?

Shape Shifter

09-13-2006 10:18 AM

Real close to walking out...

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This is the bullshit I cannot tolerate.

You do not believe this. You believe that what works for each person is okay, so long as it completely jives with your own personal world view.

I do not believe in divorce.

I also do not believe in bad marriages.

patentparanyc

09-13-2006 10:19 AM

Real close to walking out...

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Originally posted by nononono
You really, really, really, really, really don't get it, do you? And your utter obtuseness or stupidity or whatever it is makes it so tempting to stoop to your level and comment on 38Es and the like. But I shall not.

Yoo-hoo, ppnyc, men do that. All day long. BFD. Honest to God, wake up. And get some quality in your life. If a 45 minute convo with a sr guy about Paul Stuart means anything to you, then you have no soul, no depth, no meaning. Truly.

But I've been wondering: Question for you: do you like your materialism and name-dropping? What purpose does it serve for you to talk about where you get your hair cut (and isn't Fekkai so 1998?), what brand shampoo you use (b + b is available everywhere, even here in the hinterlands, you know), that you can spout off the names of, um, some of the best-known prep schools (and oddly, omitting other obvious choices) - especially where, in each case, the details of which add absolutely nothing to the content of the post. Moreover, these things are readily available to all. You boast about things that most people here have more than a passing familiarity with (and either know more intimately than you ever likely will, or grew out of caring so much about them long ago, or, more likely, both), so your approach comes across as more a pathetic, "dude, I am so as "all.that." as all you people." It's so juvenile.

But yet, you can quote me with rapicious accuracy. So obviously you read and absorb so I must be somewhat of passing interest.

I like Fekkai. I don't think it is so 1998 and even if it was, I'd still go because in that regard I don't care what others think.

I have quality in my life. I have a stressful, fast paced gig that is deal driven and insane. Need to be on for that. I have my family, kids. Need to be plugged in for that too. I have a long commute and need to worry even about the damn pets and kid's activities etc. I don't talk about that stuff so much since it IS stessful I riff on clothes and restaurants and hair. It is a release valve for me of some of the pressure. How is that bad???!!!!

greatwhitenorthchick

09-13-2006 10:19 AM

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?

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Originally posted by Apropos of Nothing
stuff

Not Bob, I know this is tearing you apart, but conflict is the spice of life, or something like that.

I've said it before, no one comes here to rise above, so I don't think people are going to get along if someone just continues to gratuitously offend people. Just my opinion.

That having been said, if Canada and the U.S. can end their long-running softwood lumber dispute (formally ended yesterday -- I am just as shocked, SHOCKED, about this as you all are I'm sure -- I thought I'd go to my grave with that still up in the air) there is hope for us all.

ltl/fb

09-13-2006 10:21 AM

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
there is hope for us all.

*sniff*

greatwhitenorthchick

09-13-2006 10:21 AM

Real close to walking out...

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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Your game is off, girl. I usually have an elevator filled with partners from another law firm in the elevator bank and have a lively conversation about NYers and their big assed golf umbrellas and have them on the floor laughing.

I want to follow you around for a day and take lessons. How does next Tuesday work?

patentparanyc

09-13-2006 10:22 AM

What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Not Bob, I know this is tearing you apart, but conflict is the spice of life, or something like that.

I've said it before, no one comes here to rise above, so I don't think people are going to get along if someone just continues to gratuitously offend people. Just my opinion.

That having been said, if Canada and the U.S. can end their long-running softwood lumber dispute (formally ended yesterday -- I am just as shocked, SHOCKED, about this as you all are I'm sure -- I thought I'd go to my grave with that still up in the air) there is hope for us all.

I think it irks you that he likes me. ha ha.

greatwhitenorthchick

09-13-2006 10:23 AM

Real close to walking out...

Quote:

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
We can rate me. Any of you who want to anonymously review me and know my name, please look at my law firm web site picture (please don't comment on what I'm wearing b/c the clown suit is outable) and send a review to TM*. He will post the comments so that I can't tell who said what.

*He hasn't agreed, but fuck him, the worst he could do is be abusive and nasty about it.

Note for the file: My preemptive review of myself has been sent by PM to TM already for him to reveal after anyone else votes (my delusions will be on record first).

I have been rated. Someone said I was ugly as a sack of shit. Someone else said I was so preeeeetty, like a cup cake.

Horses, courses, I guess.

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