LawTalkers - Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why is that so many men equate personal maintenance with being a fruitcake or metrosexual? Half my friends look like shit and they all gripe when they hear any of us go to the gym and keep appearances up. Is it wrong to want to remain the same? I don't get these cats I know who decide 35 is time to grow four waist sizes and talk about wide screen televisions and which bar has the best sliders.

What really confuses me is a lot of these slugs have hot wives who still look damn good. I always wonder how they screw these slovenly men.

And what happens to these guys when they get divorced? What sort of woman does a pot bellied, bald 37 year old slug shoot for? What does one call this hopeless creature (an animal identifier like "cougar")? Are these guys just shunned from the tribe and left to whittle away their lives in apartments, amidst beer cans, pizza boxes and a wide screen plasma, like Milhouse's Dad?

You are so gay.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-29-2005 02:00 PM

Men with grandma earrings

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Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I finally have to ask: what is it with young (late teens, early 20s) African American men wearing earrings that look like they came out of my grandma's costume jewelry drawer? I'm not talking about the sports-star-wanna-be 5 carat stud things, I'm talking about big pave knot or flower designs the size of a nickle. The guy on the train this morning was actually wearing a CLIP ON. Seriously, my grandma got one just like it from her Avon lady in about 1962.

And it didn't go very well with his "Thug Life" T-shirt with a rhinestone covered picture of TuPak flipping the bird.

Rhinestones, grandma earrings, flower designs... uh, you might want to add the qualifier "What is it with FLAMING GAY African American men..."

Hank Chinaski

08-29-2005 02:01 PM

Bald exes.

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I thought chicks really like chubby guys?

sebastian_dangerfield

08-29-2005 02:02 PM

Bald exes.

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You are so gay.

But I have luscious hair.

I wish. I'd have gotten major fucking ass if I were gay.

Shape Shifter

08-29-2005 02:05 PM

Bald exes.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But I have luscious hair.

I wish. I'd have gotten major fucking ass if I were gay.

What's wrong with widescreens?

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-29-2005 02:15 PM

Bald exes.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Half my friends look like shit and they all gripe when they hear any of us go to the gym and keep appearances up. Is it wrong to want to remain the same? I don't get these cats I know who decide 35 is time to grow four waist sizes and talk about wide screen televisions and which bar has the best sliders.

What really confuses me is a lot of these slugs have hot wives who still look damn good. I always wonder how they screw these slovenly men.

Question: do you think gym/cardio = not fat slob?

Penske_Account

08-29-2005 02:22 PM

Men with grandma earrings

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I believe this may be the wrong crowd to ask. I'm not sure that there's anyone left under 30.

True, but I have the T-shirt she referenced. But I skip the grandma jewelry and just go with a gold loop earing above my left eyebrow.

baltassoc

08-29-2005 02:36 PM

Bald exes.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
And what happens to these guys when they get divorced? What sort of woman does a pot bellied, bald 37 year old slug shoot for? What does one call this hopeless creature (an animal identifier like "cougar")? Are these guys just shunned from the tribe and left to whittle away their lives in apartments, amidst beer cans, pizza boxes and a wide screen plasma, like Milhouse's Dad?

They lose 40 pounds and going trolling for dates on Internet chat boards.

futbol fan

08-29-2005 02:38 PM

Bald exes.

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Originally posted by baltassoc
They lose 40 pounds and going trolling for dates on Internet chat boards.

You are the wind beneath our wings. I think I will have bacon on that burger after all.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-29-2005 02:44 PM

Bald exes.

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Question: do you think gym/cardio = not fat slob?

No. I think if you do cardio, you're an extra fat slob.

Nut Penske

08-29-2005 02:46 PM

Sports Betting Heart Attack

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Cool, my first stalker sock this summer. Welcome. R u a longtime lurker?

And where do balding, pot-bellied, 40 year old metrosexuals WITH FAILING MEMORIES find love?

SlaveNoMore

08-29-2005 02:53 PM

Bald exes.

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sebastian_dangerfield
And what happens to these guys when they get divorced? What sort of woman does a pot bellied, bald 37 year old slug shoot for? What does one call this hopeless creature (an animal identifier like "cougar")? Are these guys just shunned from the tribe and left to whittle away their lives in apartments, amidst beer cans, pizza boxes and a wide screen plasma, like Milhouse's Dad?

No, they find a "tick-tock-tick" 30-something wannabe baby machine who's ready to immediately settle down and only needs a new white dress.

not_penske

08-29-2005 02:56 PM

Sports Betting Heart Attack

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Originally posted by Nut Penske
And where do balding, pot-bellied, 40 year old metrosexuals WITH FAILING MEMORIES find love?

Penske, you pathetic fuck, this is the type of uber-meta-sock-drivel that has destroyed this board and sent the more quality posters fleeing to the Big Board and Spanky-land. Disguising it as self-deprecation does not change the result.

RT, can't he be banned!?!?!?

robustpuppy

08-29-2005 03:23 PM

Fashion Emergency

I just noticed that I am wearing two different shoes.

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