LawTalkers - Toronto Trim's Hotel Cum Drop-in Centre

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I draw the line at discussing my paramour's leakage or lack thereof with you people. THere have to be some boundaries.

Well, okay. but remember- if it changes color, and especially if it gets green- make him see a doctor.

Replaced_Texan

06-23-2005 06:40 PM

My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Well, okay. but remember- if it changes color, and especially if it gets green- make him see a doctor.

I haven't experienced this personally, but according to two separate friends who had the shit scared out of them, green secretions from a breast are MUCH better than white or red secretions. Don't know if it's applicable to penii as well.

I'd freak out with any (non-lactation related) secretion.

paigowprincess

06-23-2005 06:42 PM

My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I haven't experienced this personally, but according to two separate friends who had the shit scared out of them, green secretions from a breast are MUCH better than white or red secretions. Don't know if it's applicable to penii as well.

I'd freak out with any (non-lactation related) secretion.

And, THUNK. This board has hit a new low. nothing personal , RT< but, ew.

ltl/fb

06-23-2005 06:42 PM

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I think white secretions from penii are pretty normal. If they aren't, I'm in big, big trouble.

Flinty_McFlint

06-23-2005 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think white secretions from penii are pretty normal. If they aren't, I'm in big, big trouble.

What color secretions are coming out of your penis, Fringey?

ltl/fb

06-23-2005 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
What color secretions are coming out of your penis, Fringey?

I don't view myself as owning any of the peniseseses I encounter.

Great. Now I have this mental thing of Flinty referring to his wife's vagina as "my [insert pet name for Mrs. McFlint's nether regions]." bllleeaaaahhhh.

Mister_Ruysbroeck

06-23-2005 06:58 PM

I TRUMP YOU ALL

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I have poured many, many drinks for myself. A whole hell of a lot. On thousands of occasions. I have even poured for a naked myself. An immediately post-coital myself. An already drunk and pawing at me myself. An underage myself (!!! lawlessness -- that counts double, right?). A confiding myself, sharing the deepest secret's of myself's soul with me.

Oh, the stories I could tell.

That response was perfect. G.O.

Pretty Little Flower

06-23-2005 06:59 PM

I TRUMP YOU ALL

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
That response was perfect. G.O.

Your commentary on her response was exquisite. Kudos.

Flinty_McFlint

06-23-2005 07:06 PM

My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I don't view myself as owning any of the peniseseses I encounter.

Great. Now I have this mental thing of Flinty referring to his wife's vagina as "my [insert pet name for Mrs. McFlint's nether regions]." bllleeaaaahhhh.

I usually just grab it in public and shout "This is mine!".

ltl/fb

06-23-2005 07:07 PM

I TRUMP YOU ALL

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Your commentary on her response was exquisite. Kudos.

Your riposte relating to his commentary to my response is priceless.

P.S. Why are there never trash cans in conference rooms? Christ.

Pretty Little Flower

06-23-2005 07:11 PM

I TRUMP YOU ALL

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Your riposte relating to his commentary to my response is priceless.

P.S. Why are there never trash cans in conference rooms? Christ.

Your praise of my riposte to his commentary on your response was predictable and superfluous.

ltl/fb

06-23-2005 07:11 PM

I TRUMP YOU ALL

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Your praise of my riposte to his commentary on your response was predictable and superfluous.

I don't like to let you people down.

The trash can part was a surprise, right? Right??

Tyrone Slothrop

06-23-2005 07:15 PM

New. Board. Motto.

At one point, describing the origins of [Jeffrey] Dahmer's paraphilia in an adolescence spent collecting dead animals from the woods and incorporating them into his sexual fantasies, [forensic psychiatrist Dr. Park] Dietz allows himself a moment of gallows humor: "That's a mistake. A public service message would be, 'Don't think about roadkill as you masturbate.' " Public service message? Hell, I'm embroidering that on a pillow.

Mister_Ruysbroeck

06-23-2005 07:19 PM

My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I wear socks to bed. I don't call them pajamas.

I always used to wear something to bed - either a t-shirt or a nightie or, it was really cold, long underwear or men's pajamas or something. Ever since I split with my husband, even while we were still living and sleeping together, I've slept naked except for socks. I can't bear the thought of wearing anything else. I think it means I've thrown off the shackles of my clothed marriage-prison, but I'm not sure.

Do you still wear the blindfold thingy?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

06-23-2005 07:24 PM

My Name is RP and I Love My Fertility Goddess Body

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Do you still wear the blindfold thingy?

Only when she sleeps with Sebby. He has a hideously ugly penis, you know.

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