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Penske_Account 07-07-2005 06:12 PM
stealing someone else's Yakov Smirnoff schtick
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
I just want to draw you in.
Merde! And I am dumb enough to fall for it; provided however, I am not the dumbest (hi Shifty!)

Alex_de_Large 07-07-2005 06:12 PM
Religious Nuts
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Cite please?
FYI, typing the word "pregnant" into a google images search yeilds some fairly disturbing results.

spree: not work appropriate.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 07-07-2005 06:15 PM
Religious Nuts
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
FYI, typing the word "pregnant" into a google images search yeilds some fairly disturbing results.

spree: not work appropriate.
Including pictures of Arpy!

http://homepage.mac.com/fredfarid/.c...mb_202_269.jpg

I love that shot.

robustpuppy 07-07-2005 06:18 PM
Religious Nuts
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Including pictures of Arpy!

http://homepage.mac.com/fredfarid/.c...mb_202_269.jpg

I love that shot.
You couldn't be more off. My perm is much frizzier.

Penske_Account 07-07-2005 06:18 PM
Religious Nuts
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
FYI, typing the word "pregnant" into a google images search yeilds some fairly disturbing results.

spree: not work appropriate.

Yes, almost as good as typing "pregnant" and "sex" in.

sebastian_dangerfield 07-07-2005 06:25 PM
Religious Nuts
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Yes, almost as good as typing "pregnant" and "sex" in.
SPREE: Don't do this at work.

Try "tubgirl" or "goatse."

Yes, I know I'm flogging a dead horse here...

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 07-07-2005 06:26 PM
Religious Nuts
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
You couldn't be more off. My perm is much frizzier.
And you prefer kick-boxing, of course.

paigowprincess 07-07-2005 06:27 PM
Big Brother 999
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dear Paigow,
I have taken the time out of my busy day to remind you that, if you care anymore, Big Brother begins tonight. Remember, this year, everyone has a secret.
This woman's secret, is that she has managed to butcher the spelling of Ashley.
http://wwwimage.cbs.com/primetime/bi...ea/bio_pic.jpg
Ashlea
Loves Sean Penn, Coldplay and chocolate chip cookies.

This woman's secret is that she's in love with herself.
http://wwwimage.cbs.com/primetime/bi...le/bio_pic.jpg
Janelle
Loves Trance music, the Vikings and cheerleading.
dear nfh

thanks for the headz. yesterday i nearly freaked when i thought i missed the first episode but then rejoiced to learn i did not. it is tivoed (hi slave!!!).


btw, a note. your attempts at humor were good in concept but not executed well. Snarky isnt your thing. I think Janelle
s big secret could be that she will use her winnings to buy a nosejob. that thing sticks out like a puffy nipple in wonk
s mantit chest hair forest. something like that.

or, janelle's secret is that she is white (isnt Janelle a sister's name?)

In any event, I predict white trash cat fight.

dtb 07-07-2005 06:28 PM
Religious Nuts
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
And you prefer kick-boxing, of course.
Of course. That's not vulgar.

robustpuppy 07-07-2005 06:30 PM
Religious Nuts
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
Of course. That's not vulgar.
And the sound you hear when your foot makes contact with the big smarmy head is so satisfying.

sebastian_dangerfield 07-07-2005 06:31 PM
Big Brother 999
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
dear nfh

thanks for the headz. yesterday i nearly freaked when i thought i missed the first episode but then rejoiced to learn i did not. it is tivoed (hi slave!!!).


btw, a note. your attempts at humor were good in concept but not executed well. Snarky isnt your thing. I think Janelle
s big secret could be that she will use her winnings to buy a nosejob. that thing sticks out like a puffy nipple in wonk
s mantit chest hair forest. something like that.

or, janelle's secret is that she is white (isnt Janelle a sister's name?)

In any event, I predict white trash cat fight.
Thank you. You have manged to put a truly disturbing image in my head.

Shape Shifter 07-07-2005 06:38 PM
Big Brother 999
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Thank you. You have manged to put a truly disturbing image in my head.
What happens when you google "flogging a dead horse"?

paigowprincess 07-07-2005 06:38 PM
unprepared k-race winner
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Oh, good lord,* my initial comment was as sarcastic as you think yours came off. You couldn't understand why anyone would post such a thing (referring to dtb's post). I couldn't understand why anyone would post what you did here.

And if you don't think your post about her focus on grammar when people are discussing their family members isn't the prime example of high-horsedness, then you'll have to excuse me if I don't think you know how to properly apply the term.

TM

*Religion is for suckers.
Why cantt you admt you are wrong? wh do you always have to be right?? Why do you always have to get the last word???

Which of course, is whiff.

ThurgreedMarshall 07-07-2005 06:43 PM
unprepared k-race winner
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why cantt you admt you are wrong? wh do you always have to be right?? Why do you always have to get the last word???
I love that you have the nerve to even think some shit like this, let alone post it.

TM

str8outavannuys 07-07-2005 06:46 PM
WSOP 2005
 
Quote:
Originally posted by dtb
A colleague of mine is THERE. His friend is playing in the tournament. He figures if he makes it to Sunday (?), he's in the money.
I think this is wrong. Today, tomorrow and Saturday will all be "First days" -- they split the field into 3 groups, with each group playing down to about the top 1/3. Then everyone recongregates on Sunday and starts playing down to about the final 200 or so. Maybe Monday will be the money.

At least, that's what I heard the plan was.


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