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Not Bob

08-10-2005 05:55 PM

I have measured out my days in coffee spoons

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Oh, and my name is on the coffee cups, so people pretend to listen.

Speaking of coffee, I am trying to reduce my consumption into the single digits per day. (This may explain the weird shit I saw today.) Please call your broker and short coffee on the Merc. And send me 10% of the killing you will make.

Pretty Little Flower

08-10-2005 05:55 PM

Question

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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
ITBS: it's not just for runners anymore

also

Thank you for not commenting on my poor cycling form.

LessinSF

08-10-2005 05:55 PM

Not Confidential To Less

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I am not caught up but have been informed by the IM community that Less took a vicuos and unprovoked shot at me. To this I say, Pity, Less.

I would agree if I knew what "vicuos" meant.

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I was actually contemplating offering you a seat at my VIP table at the Fillmore as an olive branch of sorts bc this shit is childish and we both love live music.

Your "proposition" was to offer me a seat at the Fillmore. I don't believe you. Further, to paraphrase PLF, I cannot imagine the alternate reality in which I would voluntarily submit myself to an evening of the Black Crowes and Paigow. I'd rather have all eternity with Watchtower.

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Oh, and I already know many in the TX ACL community Get with the program, you pathetic little man.

I know that. You missed my point, despite your prior acquaintance being central to it.

ltl/fb

08-10-2005 05:56 PM

Question

Quote:

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
ITBS: it's not just for runners anymore

also

IrriTable Bowel Syndrome? Blech.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-10-2005 05:57 PM

Question

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
I am convinced that running on the edge of the road is what caused me to break my leg. Where were you when I needed you, Penske? HUH?

(concrete as opposed to asphalt?)

Don't run on roads at all. No concrete. No asphalt. Gravel, dirt or grass.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-10-2005 05:59 PM

I have measured out my days in coffee spoons

Quote:

Originally posted by Not Bob
Speaking of coffee, I am trying to reduce my consumption into the single digits per day. (This may explain the weird shit I saw today.)

Well, it should reduce how often you shit, but it shouldn't make the shit "weird".

Flinty_McFlint

08-10-2005 05:59 PM

Question

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Don't run on roads at all. No concrete. No asphalt. Gravel, dirt or grass.

Wow, remind me never to hitchhike with you.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone

08-10-2005 06:01 PM

Question

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Gravel, dirt or grass.

I thought it was "gas, grass, or ass."

Not Bob

08-10-2005 06:01 PM

#$(*%

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
In other words, "please do this, and then I will check to make sure you didn't fuck it up, and struggle to find something to add or correct when I realize you didn't."

Yes, except I don't struggle to find something to add. I simply pick from a list of favorite words or catch-phrases that always fit, and insert them in an appropriate (or inappropriate) location. Examples? How about "value-added," "disingenuous," or (my personal favorite) "egregious abuse of the Court's time and resources"?

sebastian_dangerfield

08-10-2005 06:04 PM

Question

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
IrriTable Bowel Syndrome? Blech.

PLF has that also, but he contracted it in a much more disturbing manner I won't detail here.

Suffice it to say, it involved the Gladiator Soccer Match After Party, a magnun of rose champagne, amyl nitrates and a techno remake of Gloria Gaynor's Greatest Hits.

greatwhitenorthchick

08-10-2005 06:04 PM

I thought fake boobs were supposed to be perky

These are not:
http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fash...ara.080505.jpg

Penske_Account

08-10-2005 06:04 PM

Question

Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
I am convinced that running on the edge of the road is what caused me to break my leg. Where were you when I needed you, Penske? HUH?

(concrete as opposed to asphalt?)

1. Right here. You should have asked.

2. Asphalt is softer.

Penske_Account

08-10-2005 06:05 PM

Question

Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I promise not to look at your last post for at least 15 minutes in case you want to delete it based on Sebastian's counsel.

I am using my time machine to go back and retract it. Deletion will be unnecessary.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-10-2005 06:07 PM

I have measured out my days in coffee spoons

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Well, it should reduce how often you shit, but it shouldn't make the shit "weird".

Bob has the IBS too? Jesus, man, eat some fiber.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-10-2005 06:08 PM

I thought fake boobs were supposed to be perky

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
These are not:
http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fash...ara.080505.jpg