Thanks, G3!
 

Same here. That's possibly the best one yet.

Thanks, G3!
 

Hey Hank, were you inspired by my leathermen comment yesterday?

Thanks, G3!
 

You need to enter into fark.com's photoshop contests.

RT's Oscar thoughts
 

I'm with Chris Rock, I don't watch the Oscars. Never have.

RT's Oscar thoughts
 

Yeah, but Chris Rock hosting might make them watchable.

Because I know you're all waiting with bated breath
 

I like him lots and whether he can do the fantasia spin and make barbra steisand type stuff "his" will determine whether he surpasses Matt Dillon from Singles on my favorite list. Of course, that guy might be done in by trhe song choice parameters, such as they may or may not be, on this show.

My two picks to exit exited. This ius not a spoiler since I didnt say who they were. But I think maybe I should bet bc I am getting quite good at predicting stuff these days.

Now, I didnt see the chicks perform but that Carrie Underwood looks strong- pretty blonde girl who can definitely sing. Now I am not one to say that Ai tilts outcomes to a certain type to win each season, but if I were, I would say it would probalby go to a white guy since we havent had one of those and since gay clay has had such inexplicable success and is due for his big outing scandal any second. But if we cant get the white guy, I say its her. Most of these folks cant combinme l0oks an ability very well.

Now, if I were advising her, and AI would allow it, I would have her do a Garbage tune. I saw a SNL rerun recently with Garbage on it and am reminded just how great this band is/was. Shirley hads an incredible voice and is a mesmerizing stage presence even though she just stands there and sings and doesnt do any dancing in bras bullshit. And the band rocks, its not jsut her. What happened to this band"? I loved the first two albums and havent heard squat from them since. Ditto Fiona Apple. Makes you forget there was actual talent in the late nineties. Anyone knwo anything?

shoe emergency
 

I find myself strangely and ever so slightly heartbroken. And it isnt the cheesy soudning underwear thats doing the heartbreaking.

Goddammit
 

The serial emailer from a few weeks ago just emailed me again. I think I'm going to have to put a block on him. Christ almighty.

RT's Oscar thoughts
 

I have seen exactly one of these movies, Aviator, and frankly, I wasnt impressed. It would have been good as a miniseries where the disparate, yet endless, patchwork of different scenes of a life would have been better in a story type setting. But that movie was interminable. I thought the acting was excelelnt though. Best movie? something memorable and classic? No way.

The only other movies I would have wanted to see are Ray and Eternaal Sunshine. Ray was too long to see in a movie theater and Eternal Sunshine had Jim Carrey in it who tops my Revolta list so I couldnt go which was unfortunate. All in all, I say this was a bad year for movies and they should just scrap the whole fucking thing. Except for Chris Rock. I hope he doesnt get all conformist and shit.

Thanks, G3!
 

You should have worked someting in about the cheap shoes of the Prole Fats getting ruined.

Because I know you're all waiting with bated breath
 

There's a new Garbage album coming out, I think, in March. The single should be in heavy rotation on your local "alternative rock" station.

Do you suppose the men of the SC are afraid that sex with men will become obsolete bc sex with vibrators is so much better (with exceptiosn that they will never know about)

RT's Oscar thoughts
 

Jim Carrey is not very Jim Carrey-esque in ESOTSM. He usually annoys the crap out of me and I don't think I've seen another one of his movies since The Grinch (which I thought was terrible) but I loved him in this movie.

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Neverland was great, but I'm a fan of sappy movies (yes, I cried).

All the acting was great. Frankly, the story as written would have been too sappy even for me but for the acting.

Forget the sex part. Do you know how seriously all those vibrators buzzing away interfere with TV reception?

shoe emergency
 

Why, love? And I know they SOUND cheesy but the pale pink lace and TINY black bows make them actually really cute. Not Fredericks of Hollywood style.

shoe emergency
 

Take him to see "Finding Neverland".

Have fun!

When you generically critique men as partners this way, you diminish the impact of your other bad reviews of one individual man.

Because I know you're all waiting with bated breath
 

Those are the quotes of disdain. Are you calling me a faux-alternative rocker? Bc I am more of a classic rock kinda gal. I am disappointed you don't like Garbage? Is it bc 1) you dont like chick singers 2) you do the flower like automatic disdain to anything made post 1980 or 3) do the automatic flower like disdain of anything that sold over 100.000 records?

RT's Oscar thoughts
 

I have heard this before, and the problem is confuonded by my love of the screenwriter who last worked witha quasi-revolta, Nicholas Cage (who may have just permanently settled in Revolta land though his recent nuptials and fatherhood). I gave Carrey the benefit of the doubt in the movie about my belvoed Andy Kaufman, even though it had Revolta Club member Countrney Love in it. And he wasnt very Jim Carrey in it, but he was still Jim Carrey.

The Revolta Club membership is not earned just through a certain cloying screen presence (usually over the top), but also by off camera statements. This guy is a serious assjack who takes himself way too seriously. And he is over the top to boot. I actually like Robin Williams better now, and havent seen Robin Williams Dramady since Hello Vietnam. And I sat thorugh part of the Inside the Actors Stuido with Robin Williams which was completely unwatchable. But I think I would watch Death to Smoochy over Eternal Sunshine. Too bad they cant just dub him out.

shoe emergency
 

1) pale pink lace
2) black bows
3) any combination of the two above. Sounds like a castaway from a 1940's brothel in the Wild Wild West

shoe emergency
 

I will remember not to wear this outfit when I meet you then.

shoe emergency
 

Ouch. I think I hear the sound of str8's heart breaking, just a little bit inside. But nothing a lunch at Dolce can't fix.

shoe emergency
 

Go commando.

I'm just a girl living in captivity.
 

I think it was more of a "alternative isn't really 'alternative' anymore" sort of disdainful sniff -- didn't strike me that Ollie was making an anti-Garbage comment. But I could be wrong.

As for your whatever happened to Fiona Apple question, I seem to recall reading recently that her label (Sony?) is refusing to release her latest work as "uncommercial."

Apropos of chick singers, I am listening to the Donnas as we speak. Uh, type. Whatever.

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You forget that I am one of the prole fats. And I don't wear cheap shoes.

Ongoing fashion news
 

I am currently coveting this:

http://prodtn.cafepress.com/3/13019613_F_tn.jpg

I have a weird obsession with Cafe Press. I browse there all the time, but I never buy anything.

Goddammit
 

He probably just wants to give you a gift.

(spree: CNN news article about a man suing woman for emotional distress after she used sperm she collected from him via oral sex to later impregnate herself, unbeknownst to him. The court dimissed his charges of fraud and theft: "She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift -- an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.")

Here you go (spree: Williams v. Alabama)

Goddammit
 

Hmmm. Same princple as engagement rings apply, apparently.

Detbslave should wade in and give us etiquitte pointers on what to do when some asks for the return of their spunk.

ebc I can never remember where the two ts go in etiquitte.

Goddammit
 

From now on, my sperm will only be distributed through licensing agreements limiting its use for particular purposes.

Goddammit
 

I think that use of the source code is what you should worry about the most.

Goddammit
 

Snowball?

Goddammit
 

Why would MR do that?

Goddammit
 

that would be a felch actually.

Goddammit
 

First the rimming, then the snowballing, and now this? You are disgusting, MR!

I'm just a girl living in captivity.
 

Not Bob is Not Wrong. Garbage is fine; no real strong feelings about them one way or another. I'd probably fuck Shirley Manson.

Nothing against chick singers here. Love the first 2 Pretenders albums. Love Lucinda Williams. Love Neko Case.

And speaking of classic rock, at a recent auction for Ruth Bader Ramone's skool, I scored a 4 CD set of the Dead's June '73 show at RFK (with ABB on the 3rd set), plus a 2-cd JGB show from Pittsburg in '76. Very nice. Parenthood has its pluses; if only she was old enough to have dope-dealing friends.

I'm just a girl living in captivity.
 

Preschoolers have the best drugs.

Thanks, G3!
 

Every so often I become convinced that RT is using this board to send coded messages to operatives.

Fuck Coachella
 

Sasquatch, motherfuckers.

Anybody wanna spend Memorial Day rawking out in beautiful George, Washington?