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dtb 05-12-2005 05:09 PM

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So, what was the word besides bookkeeper that has three pair of consecutive double letters? The OED says there's only that one (unless you count derivatives -- like bookkeeping.)

carrot bottom 05-12-2005 05:19 PM

Joys of Pregnancy
 
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I never got the lactation fixation. Anyone else want to explain?
I did suckle a lactating boobie once and it was heavenly! Like drinking steamed half n half, with a pinch of salt.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-12-2005 05:21 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
So, what was the word besides bookkeeper that has three pair of consecutive double letters? The OED says there's only that one (unless you count derivatives -- like bookkeeping.)
Can I use words from Finnegan's Wake?

Shape Shifter 05-12-2005 05:21 PM

Joys of Pregnancy
 
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Originally posted by carrot bottom
I did suckle a lactating boobie once and it was heavenly! Like drinking steamed half n half, with a pinch of salt.
Did you ever drink a Mother Russia?

Replaced_Texan 05-12-2005 05:25 PM

I feel so sorry for men. It must be so hard to have to buckle to societal pressures regarding your appearance. (spree: video, sound)

carrot bottom 05-12-2005 05:26 PM

Joys of Pregnancy
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Did you ever drink a Mother Russia?
Pray tell, what that?

Bad_Rich_Chic 05-12-2005 05:27 PM

Joys of Pregnancy
 
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I never got the lactation fixation. Anyone else want to explain?
I don't get the lactation thing, but I've heard a number of gentlemen of my acquaintance comment positively on new-mommy swollen (and therefore firm and gravity-defying) boobs. That I understand.

These gentlemen were not so enthusiastic about the whole spurting issue as our friend LL would be, however. I know a fair number of women who would agree - it's great fun playing with the big swollen things, until they spit in your eye.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-12-2005 05:29 PM

Joys of Pregnancy
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Did you ever drink a Mother Russia?
Another Caucasian, Gary.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-12-2005 05:31 PM

Job opening
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I don't get the whole "get on your knees" fascination. Do most men prefer to receive vigorous fellatio (Hi LFM!) whilst standing? I know that I prefer to be lying down whilst receiving sensuous cunnilingus, but then again I am not a man.
It depends on what mood I'm in. Sometimes I like to stand, sometimes I like to lie down, and sometimes, well, there's another option that many women will not participate in...

I think it's the same for some women who prefer to straddle, on occassion, rather than lie down. It's a power thing.

robustpuppy 05-12-2005 05:32 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I feel so sorry for men. It must be so hard to have to buckle to societal pressures regarding your appearance. (spree: video, sound)
That's cute. Two comments:

"Look at my striped shirt!"

And that gym was definitely supposed to be Results.

ETA 3rd comment that 501 guy appears to go commando.

bold_n_brazen 05-12-2005 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I feel so sorry for men. It must be so hard to have to buckle to societal pressures regarding your appearance. (spree: video, sound)
I have a thing for shirtless, barefoot men in 501s. With a button-fly, please.

lactation lover 05-12-2005 05:33 PM

Joys of Pregnancy
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I don't get the lactation thing, but I've heard a number of gentlemen of my acquaintance comment positively on new-mommy swollen (and therefore firm and gravity-defying) boobs. That I understand.

These gentlemen were not so enthusiastic about the whole spurting issue as our friend LL would be, however. I know a fair number of women who would agree - it's great fun playing with the big swollen things, until they spit in your eye.
It's an acquired taste.

Shape Shifter 05-12-2005 05:33 PM

Job opening
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
It depends on what mood I'm in. Sometimes I like to stand, sometimes I like to lie down, and sometimes, well, there's another option that many women will not participate in...

I think it's the same for some women who prefer to straddle, on occassion, rather than lie down. It's a power thing.
What is the other option?

Replaced_Texan 05-12-2005 05:34 PM

Job opening
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
It depends on what mood I'm in. Sometimes I like to stand, sometimes I like to lie down, and sometimes, well, there's another option that many women will not participate in...
I'm curious on the third option. On your head?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-12-2005 05:35 PM

Job opening
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
It depends on what mood I'm in. Sometimes I like to stand, sometimes I like to lie down, and sometimes, well, there's another option that many women will not participate in...

I think it's the same for some women who prefer to straddle, on occassion, rather than lie down. It's a power thing.
Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes - not often, but sometimes - I like the idea of a chick with a horse.

Shape Shifter 05-12-2005 05:37 PM

Confession
 
I never slept with Macaulay Culkin.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-12-2005 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
If avocado is not actually a vegetable, don't post "Avocado is not a vegetable." Those posts blow.
I like.

robustpuppy 05-12-2005 05:45 PM

Job opening
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I like.

________________
Poop
Some things go without saying.

SlaveNoMore 05-12-2005 05:46 PM

Confession
 
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Shape Shifter
I never slept with Macaulay Culkin.
Kieran??

Hank Chinaski 05-12-2005 05:54 PM

Confession
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I never slept with Macaulay Culkin.
No one said Michael was doing 2 at a time.

LessinSF 05-12-2005 05:55 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
So, what was the word besides bookkeeper that has three pair of consecutive double letters? The OED says there's only that one (unless you count derivatives -- like bookkeeping.)
I don't know that one, but I do know a word with five vowels in a row, and a six letter word with four of the same vowel. And that is a really a vowel truth.

paigowprincess 05-12-2005 05:55 PM

Sex according to MR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
It depends on what mood I'm in. Sometimes I like to stand, sometimes I like to lie down, and sometimes, well, there's another option that many women will not participate in...

I think it's the same for some women who prefer to straddle, on occassion, rather than lie down. It's a power thing.
This is probably a silly question, but what is the other option that many women will not participate in? I hope it doesnt involve straddling by you.

robustpuppy 05-12-2005 05:58 PM

Sex according to MR
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is probably a silly question, but what is the other option that many women will not participate in? I hope it doesnt involve straddling by you.
Think of moist cat food ... Think of moist cat food ... Think of moist cat food ...

paigowprincess 05-12-2005 05:58 PM

Job opening
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Some things go without saying.
This was probably YBPE

Golf Clap.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-12-2005 06:00 PM

Job opening
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Some things go without saying.
That made me GALB.

paigowprincess 05-12-2005 06:02 PM

Job opening
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
That made me GALB.
Hey, MR. If you tell me what the other option is so that I can get a rather unpleasant image of your [moist cat food] on someone's face, I will tell you who Sequels is.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 05-12-2005 06:03 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
So, what was the word besides bookkeeper that has three pair of consecutive double letters? The OED says there's only that one (unless you count derivatives -- like bookkeeping.)
Tattooee

Not Bob 05-12-2005 06:06 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Whoa! What has gotten into our NotBob?!?

First, he drops the F-bomb a few weeks (days? who can tell anymore?) ago, and now he's talking about "banging" a "chick"?!

Strange days, indeed.
I know. What's up with that guy? Midlife crisis? Stolen log-in? Running with the wrong crowd?

BloatedSlave 05-12-2005 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I have a thing for shirtless, barefoot men in 501s. With a button-fly, please.
How YOU doin? If dockers are as good as 501s, I'm your man.



eta: i thought you said "hairless"

robustpuppy 05-12-2005 06:09 PM

Job opening
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
That made me GALB.
Gag a little bit?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-12-2005 06:13 PM

Job opening
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
That made me GALB.
Same thing happened to this girl the other night who was vigorously giving me head in Texas. I really didn't push down on her head THAT hard.

Bad_Rich_Chic 05-12-2005 06:15 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
I don't know that one, but I do know a word with five vowels in a row, and a six letter word with four of the same vowel. And that is a really a vowel truth.
How 'bout a 7 letter word containing all 5 vowels (not in order)?

Shape Shifter 05-12-2005 06:17 PM

Job opening
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Same thing happened to this girl the other night who was vigorously giving me head in Texas. I really didn't push down on her head THAT hard.
Next time just pull on her ears.

SlaveNoMore 05-12-2005 06:18 PM

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BloatedSlave
How YOU doin? If dockers are as good as 501s, I'm your man.



eta: i thought you said "hairless"
You actually got 34 posts out of this sock? That's almost a record for you.

paigowprincess 05-12-2005 06:20 PM

I hurt my mom's feelings
 
I just emailed dear old mummy to ask if she thought that this pic made MJ resemble her dog

http://216.109.89.55/images/ne/imported/5257.jpg

And she sent me an emoticon frowney face. i did not know my mom could emoticonate. But they do look alike. Especially in the facial expression.



[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=japanese+chin/v=2/SID=w/l=IVI/SIG=12s8337f4/EXP=1116019089/*-http%3A//www.schatzistreasures.com/imagescal/japanese-chin-calendar-fr.jpg[/IMG]

dtb 05-12-2005 06:21 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
How 'bout a 7 letter word containing all 5 vowels (not in order)?
Abstemious is (I think) the only one with all 5 in order.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 05-12-2005 06:30 PM

You mean all six?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by dtb
Abstemious is (I think) the only one with all 5 in order.
She said facetiously.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 05-12-2005 06:33 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
How 'bout a 7 letter word containing all 5 vowels (not in order)?
sequoia

With the "s" you can almost always put it somewhere, but it's a real winner when you get the "q" on a triple letter square.

(ETA: shit, I'm the only one having fun here, aren't I?)

bilmore 05-12-2005 06:34 PM

I hurt my mom's feelings
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
i did not know my mom could emoticonate. But they do look alike. Especially in the facial expression.

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=japanese+chin/v=2/SID=w/l=IVI/SIG=12s8337f4/EXP=1116019089/*-http%3A//www.schatzistreasures.com/imagescal/japanese-chin-calendar-fr.jpg[/IMG]
I think you forgot to include the pic of the dog.

robustpuppy 05-12-2005 06:37 PM

I hurt my mom's feelings
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bilmore
I think you forgot to include the pic of the dog.
It was there, but at some point soon after posting the site where she got the picture from must have caught wind of it and cut off access. It was a Japanese Chin (the visual worked).


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