Stupid movies
 

I have heard good things about Harold and Kumar.

On an unrelated note, I saw Garden State on the weekend and I liked it. Didn't think I would.

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There's a special line for people with nails in their knees. You walk through, they wave a wand at you, and the security guy says, sympathetically, "but at least you didn't have to watch those movies, right?" Then you get free pretzels.

Hello?
 

You might be thinking of UAB. Not sure if Vermont does this or not; I don't think they sub out their two big studs (Coppenrath and the big guy) that often.

Dear Hank
 

Calif. judge strikes down gay marriage ban

SAN FRANCISCO - A Superior Court judge has ruled that California's law limiting marriage to a union between a man and a woman is unconstitutional.

And here is your fucking link

The opinion had been anxiously awaited because of San Francisco's historical role as a gay rights battleground.

San Francisco County Superior Court Judge Richard Kramer said in his ruling: "It appears that no rational purpose exists for limiting marriage in this state to opposite-sex partners."

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I hate pretzels. And you still haven't told me what the roofing nail is good for (other than roofing).

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Dodgeball's a marginally better movie on the whole, but Harold & Kumar has better moments, Neil Patrick Harris, and a great line about Katie Holmes.

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That movie is fantastic - so long as you can suspend disbelief for long enough and ignore the fact that there are about 40 White Castles about 15 minutes from Hoboken

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If you are or have ever been an Asian, a guy, a pothead or an office worker, see Harold and Kumar. If not, maybe Dodgeball. I thought both were funny, but I liked Harold and Kumar much better. There were several times that I shrieked with laughter.

Proof, that celebrities are fucked in the head
 

Britney wants her privacy back after she said too much in an interview with Allure.

“We hit a little bit of reality, hardcore, after the first three weeks. But we handled it fine, and now things are starting to go really smooth,” Spears told the magazine. “Before we got married we were on tour, and we were just like kids, ordering room service, saying, ‘Let’s go out tonight. Then, all of a sudden, you have this home, you have the kids [Federline’s children Kaleb and Kori], you have to get the diapers, get the dog to the vet. It’s this reality. Like omigod, I have to tell the maid to buy diapers and get the pool boy to walk the dog? Can’t I just make out with Kevin all the time? Being married sucks.”

Yes, that kind of marriage would totally suck.

Kabbalah advisers have told Madonna that now is the time to get back into acting.
“There was some hope that she might become the main pitchwoman for Kabbalah energy drink, but then it was decided that now was the opportune time for her to further her acting career,” says the insider. “So they’re hoping that Ashton Kutcher will step up to the plate and pitch it.”

There is just no comment for that. Energy drink? Ashton Kutcher?

The mandatory Hank link here

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I suppose it's the adrenaline. I dunno. What is great about any of those crazy-ass activities like sky diving, bungee jumping, cliff diving, whatever? You get that feeling for a few seconds like you're going to die and your heart beats faster and the adrenaline rises.

I have been sky diving and bungee jumping (as well as on a bunch of crazy rides like 'ripcord' and the one that shoots you in the air) and I've been on all sorts of roller coasters. But that see saw ride at the top of the Stratosphere is a different kind of fear (closest to bungee jumping).

TM

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"Other than roofing"? That's like, what good is a steak for, "other than eating". You need priorities.

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Thanks for getting this in before the deadline for the "mmmm3587, hot or not?" pool.

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Nothing like going on a thrill ride way-the-fuck up in the air and operated by a hotel/casino that is constantly on the edge of bankruptcy to get the old adrenaline flowing...

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That adrenaline sure smells a lot like urine.

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Which reminds me, I really hate when I'm walking down the street and I can smell old urine. And it's not coming from me.