Bald exes.
 

You told me you swung on the internet. I feel so betrayed.

Not even soft swinging?

I don't know what got into me, Penske
 

That's what happens when you blow me off. If you had called me, we would have shared some witty convo and lovely wine. The combo would surely have allowed u to sleep with ease on the flight, if not beforehand.

eta: you also missed a double feature of IM Canada highlight tapes at the house yesterday, plus the live webcast of the same. good times, good times.

Bald exes.
 

Now that I am nearing my MLC, I'm open to that concept. You're a catcher right?

Bald exes.
 

Sorry. Bad knees. Besides, you need to catch. You're at the age where you need regular colonic screening and cleaning.

I don't know what got into me, Penske
 

I can guarantee that the flights out of SFO, Oakland, Sacramento and Reno on Monday and Tuesday next week will smell much, much worse.

BTW, if anyone's heading to the Playa, stop by the Damned Fucking Texans camp and tell Jim and Katie that I said hi.

Fashion Emergency
 

Soon?

Fashion Emergency
 

yeah, soon you fucking bitch.

Fashion Emergency
 

But you'll still have something over those big titted skinny ankled girls... So you've still got that going for you.

Bald exes.
 

I don't have a preggo fetish, and even if I did, tht is some wool I would not pull, some strange I would not tap. She is a little OCD for our tastes, don';t you think? Or does that turn you on?

Of the ladeez I would consider swinging with here, the list is pretty much Abba, bc she seems sexy and fun and I admire her spirit. But if I hit that, then you need to hit a fella and make it a foursome. My first choice would be Ollie but he is married and then the party starts getting a little big. This isnt a Joan Collins mmove from the late seventies after all. I would also consider PLF if he can leave the condescention schtick at the door, or Ironwood. But then we have the same problem.

Bald exes.
 

NTTAWWT.

Bald exes.
 

Oh that reminds me. A page or two back, Wonk replied to a pregannt poster who is on my ignore list that he would drink that if he werent married or something. i didnt read what she wrote bc I dont read her, but I was a little nauseated by the possible return of Wonk's preggo fetish. Please tell me that is not what that was about.

Then don't drink the fucking coffee
 

Starbucks says it was hoping to inspire old-fashioned coffee-house conversations when it introduced a campaign this year featuring the words of notable Americans on its coffee cups.

A national Christian women's organization is accusing the Seattle-based coffee maker of promoting a homosexual agenda because of a quote by author Armistead Maupin, whose "Tales of the City" chronicled San Francisco's homosexual community in the 1970s and 1980s.

Maupin's quote — one of several dozen in "The Way I See It" promotion — says his only regret about being gay is that he repressed it for so long.

"I surrendered my youth to the people I feared when I could have been out there loving someone. Don't make that mistake yourself. Life's too damn short."

Concerned Women for America, which promotes itself as the antithesis of the National Organization for Women and boasts 8,700 supporters in Washington (shocking), says most of those quoted on the coffee cups are liberal.

"Corporations have deeper pockets and therefore more influence than individuals do," said Maureen Richardson, state director of Concerned Women for America of Washington.

"I think it's wiser for them to stay out of these issues so that they don't offend conservatives and people of faith."

Lincoff said the company does not characterize the personalities quoted on its coffee cups as liberal or conservative, but rather as a diverse group of artists, musicians, educators, activists and athletes.

Among them: actor Quincy Jones, New Age author and alternative-medicine doctor Deepak Chopra, radio host and film critic Michael Medved, rap artist Chuck D and Olympic medalist Michelle Kwan.

The coffee company won't be pulling the Maupin quote — or any other — from the campaign, but in fact will expand it to feature quotes from regular customers.

"Embracing diversity and treating people with dignity is one of the guiding principles of our corporation," Lincoff said.

et remove social commentary.

Pity Party
 

Translation: It still hurts that RP hates me. Boo hoo.

Then don't drink the fucking coffee
 

Grrr. {assume there was a much longer rant here earlier that I had to delete because I realized that it was not appropriate for the FB and can easily be summarized by the word "Grrr."}

Bald exes.
 

That's not what that was about. Wonk was alluding to an old joke about a supposed party conversation bewteen Winston Churchill and Lady Astor. Lady Astor reportedly said something like "Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink" and Churchill reportedly replied "Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it."