my dogma got run over by karma
 

Do you have a preferred eye color for her?
http://sfstory.free.fr/images/XMen/8.jpg

my dogma got run over by karma
 

I'd even take a zebra color scheme.

http://www.pl.cibavision.com/product...WE-zebra_v.jpg

TM

Viggo gay as cheese
 

Yeah. Right.
If you take a look, you'll see that you are second in this line. Deal with it.

The craziest motherfucking dream I have ever had
 

I dreamt of TM again last night ...

TM and GWNC and I were hanging out in someone's apartment in NYC. Paigow came in and explained that a wall in her apartment was falling apart -- layers of paint were coming off, in one big piece, and they were so heavy that they were pulling the wallboard off the studs. She asked for help. GWNC offered to pay for the repair, and TM offered to do the physical labor.

Later on, I was at a rooftop bar with a revolving cast of tablemates. In addition to GWNC and TM, there were a stuttering 50s-ish couple in hats, who stutteringly asked me what the name of the syndrome that caused people to yell obscenities was ("Tou-tou-tou-rettes, motherfucker!"); two guys purportedly from my former firm doing their best Steve Martin/Dan Ackroyd "we want to meet big-breasted American women" pickup schtick (one of them did the double-handed gun thing and winked at me), and Paul Michael and Elizabeth Glaser. WTF? Paul Michael Glaser was not wearing a big cardigan sweater.

At some point, GWNC and TM went over to talk to some people they knew, and then a huge albino boa constrictor fell out of a tree, landed on the street, and turned into an albino Great Dane. The Great Dane then leapt three stories from the ground to the rooftop and started chasing me with the intent of attacking me. Even though it looked like a dog, I was afraid of it as if it were a snake. I ran and ran and climbed trees to get away from it, swung through trees, poked it with a stick, and finally reached safety in the form of GWNC's apartment, where I locked the door behind me.

Anyway, must be the hormones. I don't even want to KNOW what the hell any of it means. The imagery is way too loaded.

E to fix SNL reference.

Not your typical indy car driver
 

Yeah. I would totally switch careers with her. Or Shirley Cha Cha Muldowney. Hard to decide - Indy or Top Fuel? Both would rock.

I saw Danica on Speedvision or something last week. She seems cool. She's about my size, so we could share a car and a uni. Although I think she's lying about her weight.

eta, I'm thinking of giving the husband a weekend at Bondurant or Skip Barber or something - just so I could do it. Sound like a reasonable birthday present?

Not your typical indy car driver
 

Yes! My birthday is in the fall.

My brother, a real bimmerphile, did Bondurant and loved it. I've always wanted to do it myself but never made the time.

Ahem. Six Feet Under returns June 6.
 

Season 5, the last season, premieres June 6 at 9 pm. They've moved the show to Mondays.

The season preview, available on the HBO web site, is very cool, even if I don't understand it at all.

The craziest motherfucking dream I have ever had
 

Its meaning is simple. Lay off the artichoke crab dip.

Viggo
 

Michael Madsen had this amazing ability to look disgusting and sexy at the same time in Kill Bill volume 2. I was simultaneously turned on and repulsed by him. It was confusing.

Not your typical indy car driver
 

For NFH, I'd recommend the genuine article:

BMW school

You can work your way up to the advanced M school at some actual race track.

The craziest motherfucking dream I have ever had
 

Bown chicka bown bown.

TM

Not your typical indy car driver
 

I'm sending her info to my sister for inspriation. My sister did the Ultimate Driving Experience in four inch heels a few years ago, and came in second in the time trial. She was ready to ditch everything and become a racecar driver after spending four hours beating the shit out of some M3s.

Not your typical indy car driver
 

Oh! That reminds me -- in the dream GWNC paid $19.000 for a brand new M3. She started her bidding at $10k and almost made the salesman cry.

You know your geekdom is common knowledge
 

Concur. Plus the Tesch and Shatner episodes.

Not your typical indy car driver
 

Wow! this is all very interesting that I had an active night with you in your dream last night, because last night I must have tossed and turned like a crazy woman in my sleep - I woke up completely turned around (head at foot, and feet at the headboard). I thought it was just the after-effects of my new vibrator.