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Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-30-2005 10:25 AM
There's No Place For Us
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I am disturbed that you view the guy taking tickets at the movie theater as an authority figure.
Rat, the assistant to the assistant manager in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, would be insulted.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-30-2005 10:38 AM
The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 
She easily had another 6 years of looking like this.



http://numquamnonparatus.com/grfx/britney2.jpg

robustpuppy 08-30-2005 10:42 AM
The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She easily had another 6 years of looking like this.
If only she hadn't married that Federline slob.

ltl/fb 08-30-2005 10:48 AM
The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She easily had another 6 years of looking like this.



http://numquamnonparatus.com/grfx/britney2.jpg
They could probably make rp* look like that with some artful retouching.

*chosen because she is at this point very pregnant

NotFromHere 08-30-2005 10:50 AM
The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She easily had another 6 years of looking like this.
And now it's going to be this.
http://www.afghania.com/modules/My_e...ritney_fat.JPG

sebastian_dangerfield 08-30-2005 10:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I am disturbed that you view the guy taking tickets at the movie theater as an authority figure.
Dude, he has the power to deprive me of alcohol. He's a supreme authority figure - above God, if but only temporarily.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-30-2005 10:54 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I still sneak in chocolate covered raisins and a drink. It actually wounds me to pay theatre prices, so I just don't do it.
I bought Glosettes at the movie theatre in Canada on Saturday. I didn't realize they were for sale here.

40 Year-Old Virgin is very charming, although a little long. I liked it a lot.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-30-2005 10:55 AM
The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
They could probably make rp* look like that with some artful retouching.

*chosen because she is at this point very pregnant
I agree. There are no hot girls anymore. Every hot girl I see on the street has been airbrushed. It's a shame.

ltl/fb 08-30-2005 10:57 AM
The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I agree. There are no hot girls anymore. Every hot girl I see on the street has been airbrushed. It's a shame.
:rolleyes: well then take pictures of them like the dirty-old-man-in-training you are, and post them in lieu of the superslick supersmooth overproduced Britney picture.

Duuuuuude.

dtb 08-30-2005 10:58 AM
Sports Betting Heart Attack
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Is your hair puffy?
Here's a tip for making sure your hair is the opposite of puffy: use baby lotion (not baby oil, but baby lotion) as conditioner.

Really. It works.

robustpuppy 08-30-2005 10:58 AM
The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
And now it's going to be this.
http://www.afghania.com/modules/My_e...ritney_fat.JPG
If she's lucky, only until shortly after she kicks him out for being a lousy husband and father and goes all "I Will Survive" on his ass, at which point she will hire a new personal trainer, lawyer, producer, publicist, nanny, and dermatologist, make a new record, and launch a new tour.

I believe in Britney.

dtb 08-30-2005 11:00 AM
Bald exes.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Bob
You may be talking about a different kind of ring.
NOTBOB!!

I am shocked!

dtb 08-30-2005 11:02 AM
Bald exes.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You told me you swung on the internet. I feel so betrayed.

Not even soft swinging?
BNB, you've got all this on the flow chart, right?

ETAsk, What is soft swinging?

Hank Chinaski 08-30-2005 11:06 AM
There's No Place For Us
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Dude, he has the power to deprive me of alcohol. He's a supreme authority figure - above God, if but only temporarily.
You're on the right track- think Religion, but Buddha. You just need to tithe him a can, and all will go well.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-30-2005 11:07 AM
The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
If only she hadn't married that Federline slob.
Britney reminds me of this insanely hot chick I dated briefly in high school. She was outrageous. I don't think I was flaccid for a moment of our relationship. But like every perfect thing in life, there was a problem - she had a head full of gravel. I mean, she was bordering on imbecillic. Every guy I knew envied me, but none of them had to actually spend time trying to talk to the girl. I imagine it'd be like that with Britney. You'd look at her and say "God, I want to hit that all the time... but please don't make me talk to it..."

I saw that imbecile a few months ago when I was home. She's in real estate sales.


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