Guilt
 

Once I ran over a skunk right in front of an outdoor dj'ed bbq thingie at my partens Yacht Club.

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I know, I know, it's not classy enough.

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No need to travel. I can fax* you the rules to Russian Roulette from here.

TM

* No annoying wait for a download.

Teacher and Student Free to Copulate
 

He's actually the complete opposite of your description. He's clean, thoughtful and nice to the point where it drives the rest of our friends nuts. But he's not my roomie anymore.

Although he could bong a mean beer.

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Just like you faxed in this post? We love you to death, Thurgreed, we really do. But, with all due respect, you are slipping my man. There was a time, perhaps a year or so ago, perhaps longer, where you would have taken that pithy post and ratcheted it up a notch. Perhaps a socio economic invective about paigow's subjective place on the food chain and how it might behoove her to develop a case of jungle fever. Or, perhaps a translation along the lines of something involving her, chris and a trip to Hedonism II? I don't know exactly. I just know that this board is not what it used to be, and your laziness is part of the reason. Quantity, not quality. We cannot afford to lose you.

People Who Care About The Future Of This Board.

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You think too fondly of the past. It's always been the same crap.

TM

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What happened?

And speaking of tits, I saw the movie Swimming Pool (on dvd) this weekend. It's quite good, although funnier (if you know any uptight British women) and not as controversial as it is made out to be. I admire Charlotte Rampling for appearing totally naked (and looking great) in the same movie where for most of the time a 20-year old runs around with her top off.

Guilt
 

I've hit dogs, squirrels, birds, raccoons, deer and opossums. Hitting dogs troubles me. Hitting deer is expensive. Hitting the rest doesn't bother me nearly as much.

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I have a new roomie. Her TV is much smaller.

And great tits in Swimming Pool.

Guilt
 

Mr. Darwin says you shouldn't feel bad.

Guilt
 

Anyone who knows me in real life will tell you i don't say this often: Dude, slow down!


I have been told, and it works for me, to honk your horn when you see a squirrel on a suicide mission. THey can process the sound and run from it faster than they can process the speeding object.

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Dear Thurgreed,
Per the faxed rules you just sent me...it's not really roulette if there are 6 bullets in the gun. Perhaps a proofreading error?

Guilt
 

OMG! Your parents are members of a yacht club...they must be like so rich, dude!

Guilt
 

God, how can you be so fucking stupid? Go back and re-read the post. Her parents aren't just members -- it is THEIR yacht club. Show some respect to your betters.

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Tell that to someone who doesn't care about the future of the board Francis. We know better and deep down so do you but you have let yourself become a rube for the people who think posting links to the news of the day is content. And you have further degraded your bittersweet oeuvre with your constant attacks on Sunny. Let it go man and liberate your muse.

Or keep not caring and kid yourself that its meaningful to wallow in the unfunny crap of the proles.