LawTalkers - Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske

The above post made me giggle.

SPRINGDALE, Ohio - The bulletin issued by police in the southwest Ohio town of Springdale describes the subject as two feet tall, weighing eight pounds, clad only in blue pants and prone to sleeping in trees.

Dillion, a circus monkey, fled into a nearby woods early on Monday after being frightened by a train whistle from tracks near where the circus was performing in Springdale, in northern Hamilton County.

Hendricks suggests that anyone who spots Dillion try to lure him with food. He's fond of apples, oranges, nuts, berries -- and Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Just like in the wild.

Hank Chinaski

08-30-2005 11:09 AM

The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
:rolleyes: well then take pictures of them like the dirty-old-man-in-training you are, and post them in lieu of the superslick supersmooth overproduced Britney picture.

Duuuuuude.

don't have a body shot but here goeshttp://www.conservativegroundswell.c...ed_teacher.jpg

Sparklehorse

08-30-2005 11:11 AM

The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
don't have a body shot but here goeshttp://www.conservativegroundswell.c...ed_teacher.jpg

Can you please find a new ugly fat woman joke photo? This one is past tired.

Hank Chinaski

08-30-2005 11:13 AM

The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)

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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Can you please find a new ugly fat woman joke photo? This one is past tired.

Ummm that's the point. String theory!

Replaced_Texan

08-30-2005 11:13 AM

Sports Betting Heart Attack

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Originally posted by dtb
Here's a tip for making sure your hair is the opposite of puffy: use baby lotion (not baby oil, but baby lotion) as conditioner.

Really. It works.

My sister has been using Jergens hand lotion in her hair for years to calm down the curls.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-30-2005 11:15 AM

Bald exes.

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Originally posted by dtb
BNB, you've got all this on the flow chart, right?

ETAsk, What is soft swinging?

A buddy of mine was going around to couples at a recent wedding earnestly asking them if they wanted to soft swing with he and his fiancee. I thought it was hysterical (he got some pretty strange looks from people who couldn't tell if he was kidding). The technical definition I got from google is below:

Soft swinging - Couples get together and engage in sexual activity together, but they only have sex with their own partners -- no partner swapping; no mingling of bodies between couples. But a lot of watching does go on -- and possibly some touching -- a touchy matter best negotiated in advance. The hard line for soft swinging is no intercourse between non-mates. A wider definition says that any time a couple brings in a third party, they are swinging (threesomes). But in this case the third party would only watch or be watched.

Hank Chinaski

08-30-2005 11:17 AM

Bald exes.

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
A buddy of mine was going around to couples at a recent wedding earnestly asking them if they wanted to soft swing with he and his fiancee. I thought it was hysterical (he got some pretty strange looks from people who couldn't tell if he was kidding). The technical definition I got from google is below:

Soft swinging - Couples get together and engage in sexual activity together, but they only have sex with their own partners -- no partner swapping; no mingling of bodies between couples. But a lot of watching does go on -- and possibly some touching -- a touchy matter best negotiated in advance. The hard line for soft swinging is no intercourse between non-mates. A wider definition says that any time a couple brings in a third party, they are swinging (threesomes). But in this case the third party would only watch or be watched.

Pam, Tommy Lee and I soft swung?

taxwonk

08-30-2005 11:21 AM

Bald exes.

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Oh that reminds me. A page or two back, Wonk replied to a pregannt poster who is on my ignore list that he would drink that if he werent married or something. i didnt read what she wrote bc I dont read her, but I was a little nauseated by the possible return of Wonk's preggo fetish. Please tell me that is not what that was about.

It was a reference to a famous exchange between Winston Churchill and Lady Astor. Perhaps, if you know you are looking at something out of context, the more judicious choice would be to avoid leaping to conclusions.

taxwonk

08-30-2005 11:23 AM

Bald exes.

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Originally posted by Not Bob
They were making "can't see your shoes" comments to each other. I assumed it was gentle, good-natured joshing between friends.

Hereby demonstrating the difference between looking at things in context and leaping over a wall blind.

taxwonk

08-30-2005 11:25 AM

Bald exes.

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Silly, naive girl that I am, I thought one of the benefits of being ignored was that the ignorer would be completely and totally uninterested in anything having to do with moi.

Fool. One might as well assume you will have the presence of mind to put on matching shoes in the morning.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-30-2005 11:27 AM

Sports Betting Heart Attack

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My sister has been using Jergens hand lotion in her hair for years to calm down the curls.

Paul Mitchell's "The Conditioner" - the only product that works as well for tcbing as it does on your hair.

Shape Shifter

08-30-2005 11:31 AM

Sports Betting Heart Attack

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Paul Mitchell's "The Conditioner" - the only product that works as well for tcbing as it does on your hair.

How did you come to know this? I may need to switch salons.

futbol fan

08-30-2005 11:40 AM

Monkeys and fried chicken

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Hendricks suggests that anyone who spots Dillion try to lure him with food. He's fond of apples, oranges, nuts, berries -- and Kentucky Fried Chicken.

How does he feel about

http://67.18.37.18/1642/181/upload/av-1844.gif?

notcasesensitive

08-30-2005 11:53 AM

There's No Place For Us

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
No one plans on going to the movies. It's a game-time decision. You end up going b/c you don't feel like going out.

Thank you. You just explained to me why I never* see any movies. Seriously.

*fine, "rarely"

Gattigap

08-30-2005 12:23 PM

There's No Place For Us

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I still sneak in chocolate covered raisins and a drink. It actually wounds me to pay theatre prices, so I just don't do it.

You realize that your skinflint ways are taking food out of the mouths of Owen Wilson's bastard children, don't you? For shame.

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