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Replaced_Texan 03-14-2005 06:04 PM

Stupid movies
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can hammer a six-inch spike through a board with my penis.
A girl's gotta have her standards.

Tyrone Slothrop 03-14-2005 06:04 PM

Stupid movies
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Forget it man. They call my cooter Death Valley. Though it is lovely to visit in the late autumn and winter.
Is it unusually wet and full of wildflowers and tourists right now?

http://sfgate.com/c/pictures/2005/03...thvalley_1.jpg
Paigow, up-close?

bilmore 03-14-2005 06:04 PM

Stupid movies
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can hammer a six-inch spike through a board with my penis.
Hardwood or pine?

paigowprincess 03-14-2005 06:06 PM

Stupid movies
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Is it unusually wet and full of wildflowers and tourists right now?

http://sfgate.com/c/pictures/2005/03...thvalley_1.jpg
Paigow, up-close?
Why yes it is. And RP is indeed taking photos of it. My cooter is very popular in Branson.

robustpuppy 03-14-2005 06:07 PM

Hope springs eternal, or at least for a little while longer
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Is it unusually wet and full of wildflowers and tourists right now?
Paigow, up-close?
Quote:

"It's not Death Valley at all," visitor Wendy Cutler said. "I'm calling it Full of Life Valley."
Will we see paigow on the Mom and Dad board soon?!!

Tyrone Slothrop 03-14-2005 06:30 PM

A little history for Anne Elk, ironweed, and other football fans.
 
According to a new history of English football titled Those Feet, football
  • "was invented in Victorian public schools to keep boys from masturbating. The idea was that if boys were out on the field expending energy together, they could never be alone to engage in 'self pollution.' ...

    The war on masturbation tailed off in the 1920s. Not much later the British empire fell."

via Wolcott

notcasesensitive 03-14-2005 06:34 PM

Oooh
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't know what hood then.
str8-hood. let the name dropping begin! and where did you go to school?

taxwonk 03-14-2005 06:34 PM

Can I get an admin?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bilmore
Did you change your cookie settings?
I don't think so, but one of my security updates may have done so automatically. I just went back and made sure they allow cookies. Hopefully that will fix it.

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 03-14-2005 06:38 PM

Congratulations!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Will we see paigow on the Mom and Dad board soon?!!
Emphasis added.

greatwhitenorthchick 03-14-2005 06:40 PM

Oooh
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
str8-hood. let the name dropping begin! and where did you go to school?
Willem Dafoe stood in line behind me on Saturday night. I have several witnesses in case sunny bunny wants to dispute this.

bilmore 03-14-2005 06:40 PM

A little history for Anne Elk, ironweed, and other football fans.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
According to a new history of English football titled Those Feet, football . . . was invented in Victorian public schools to keep boys from masturbating.
And then came cheerleaders.

Shape Shifter 03-14-2005 06:42 PM

Oooh
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Willem Dafoe stood in line behind me on Saturday night. I have several witnesses in case sunny bunny wants to dispute this.
Lucky bastard.

notcasesensitive 03-14-2005 06:43 PM

Oooh
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Willem Dafoe stood in line behind me on Saturday night. I have several witnesses in case sunny bunny wants to dispute this.
Did you know these witnesses before Saturday night? Sounds to me like you just have some friends ready to lie for you.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 03-14-2005 06:45 PM

Oooh
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Willem Dafoe stood in line behind me on Saturday night. I have several witnesses in case sunny bunny wants to dispute this.
Did someone have his hand down your pants, though? Because if so, I might doubt who was behind you in line.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 03-14-2005 06:47 PM

Oooh
 
Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Willem Dafoe stood in line behind me on Saturday night. I have several witnesses in case sunny bunny wants to dispute this.
Is he freakish looking in real life too?


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