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greatwhitenorthchick 03-14-2005 06:48 PM
Oooh
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is he freakish looking in real life too?
Yes. His face is very craggy. and he is not particularly tall. I towered over him (mind you, I was wearing heels).

robustpuppy 03-14-2005 06:49 PM
Oooh
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was wearing heels
Hussy.

paigowprincess 03-14-2005 06:52 PM
WHERE IS SUNNY BUNNY TODAY? I AM HAVING AN OLFACTORY CRISIS
 
The IT dude just left my office, leaving in his wak, the wafting lingering sensation of armpits and cologne. I need to irrigate my nostrils pronto. WILL IT HELP, SUNNY? ITS KINDA GROSS BUT WILL I BE A NEW WOMAN?

ltl/fb 03-14-2005 06:53 PM
Stupid movies
 
Quote:
Originally posted by mmm3587
Jesus, why? What the fuck is wrong with you people? Does "shrieking" at a movie make me less of a man? Are you that spinsterrific?

You know what else? I cry watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. So fucking what? I'll never get into your dry, sandy vagina?
I hear your grandpa enjoyed being pegged.

Sunny's Snot Rocket 03-14-2005 06:57 PM
WHERE IS SUNNY BUNNY TODAY? I AM HAVING AN OLFACTORY CRISIS
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
The IT dude just left my office, leaving in his wak, the wafting lingering sensation of armpits and cologne. I need to irrigate my nostrils pronto. WILL IT HELP, SUNNY? ITS KINDA GROSS BUT WILL I BE A NEW WOMAN?
Of course it will help. Will it make you a new woman? Well, I'm really designed for nasal irrigation, but I don't see why I couldn't be used in other areas.

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=neti+pot/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11vh6mlbk/EXP=1110927289/*-http%3A//www.yogaprosess.com/images/neti4.jpg[/IMG]


Be sure to have a towel nearby!


Namaste!

ltl/fb 03-14-2005 07:01 PM
WHERE IS SUNNY BUNNY TODAY? I AM HAVING AN OLFACTORY CRISIS
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Sunny's Snot Rocket
Of course it will help. Will it make you a new woman? Well, I'm really designed for nasal irrigation, but I don't see why I couldn't be used in other areas.

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=neti+pot/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=11vh6mlbk/EXP=1110927289/*-http%3A//www.yogaprosess.com/images/neti4.jpg[/IMG]


Be sure to have a towel nearby!


Namaste!
Given the extent to which her gash gapes, it would probably work well in those other areas.

Anne Elk 03-14-2005 07:01 PM
A little history for Anne Elk, ironweed, and other football fans.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
According to a new history of English football titled Those Feet, football
  • "was invented in Victorian public schools to keep boys from masturbating. The idea was that if boys were out on the field expending energy together, they could never be alone to engage in 'self pollution.' ...

    The war on masturbation tailed off in the 1920s. Not much later the British empire fell."

via Wolcott
The boob-grabber was South American. Hmmmm, I think I need to do more research.

spookyfish 03-14-2005 07:04 PM
WHERE IS SUNNY BUNNY TODAY? I AM HAVING AN OLFACTORY CRISIS
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Given the extent to which her gash gapes, it would probably work well in those other areas.
So would a firehose.

ltl/fb 03-14-2005 07:06 PM
WHERE IS SUNNY BUNNY TODAY? I AM HAVING AN OLFACTORY CRISIS
 
Quote:
Originally posted by spookyfish
So would a firehose.
Is that like using the pull-out shower head?

Replaced_Texan 03-14-2005 07:08 PM
WHERE IS SUNNY BUNNY TODAY? I AM HAVING AN OLFACTORY CRISIS
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is that like using the pull-out shower head?
Hey, no knocking the pull-out shower head. Those things are nice.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 03-14-2005 07:12 PM
WHERE IS SUNNY BUNNY TODAY? I AM HAVING AN OLFACTORY CRISIS
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hey, no knocking the pull-out shower head. Those things are nice.
And now we've come full circle back to taint cleansing.

ltl/fb 03-14-2005 07:13 PM
WHERE IS SUNNY BUNNY TODAY? I AM HAVING AN OLFACTORY CRISIS
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
And now we've come full circle back to taint cleansing.
Nooooo, we've come fuller circle back to TCBing.

mmm3587 03-14-2005 07:19 PM
WHERE IS SUNNY BUNNY TODAY? I AM HAVING AN OLFACTORY CRISIS
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Hey, no knocking the pull-out shower head. Those things are nice.
What's the word on desensitization with those? Better or worse than with vibrators?

Pretty Little Flower 03-14-2005 07:21 PM
Poll
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
As the husband was checking into a hotel in Minneapolis a couple of weeks ago in 20 below weather with 40mph winds, a guy came into the lobby after him and said to the clerk "why do you people fucking live here?"
Because we are not whiny little pussies.

NotFromHere 03-14-2005 07:24 PM
Poll
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Because we are not whiny little pussies.
So what you're saying is, that you've never ever never bitched about the weather?


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