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Sparklehorse 08-30-2005 01:21 PM

I Hate My Parents
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'll never know what I've been missing.

"Cultural anthropologist Leonard Glick explores the history of the Snip from a skeptical perspective in Marked in Your Flesh, published this summer by Oxford University Press (serious scholarship, truly!). Glick acknowledges that in the book of Genesis, circumcision is the sign of God's covenant with Abraham. But then he takes the line of the anti-circumcision movement: Circumcision is painful, irreversible surgery to which newborn boys cannot consent. Its health benefits are marginal and overstated. And far from being an extraneous bit of flesh, the foreskin is "richly endowed with specialized nerves," making it 'the principal site of sexual sensation' in a man who has one. 'Circumcised men have lost more capacity for optimal pleasure than they will ever know,' Glick sighs. (He never comes out and says so, but his sense of loss seems personal.) In support of this proposition he cites the 12th-century Jewish physician and philosopher Moses Maimonides, who wrote that 'if at birth this member has been made to bleed and has had its covering taken away from it, it must indubitably be weakened.'"
How come you didn't also link to this article about how it's okay for some men to be squicked out by watching the mother of their child give birth?

Covering Shape Shifter's ass on the research for board bill

sebastian_dangerfield 08-30-2005 01:23 PM

I Hate My Parents
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
In the Old Testament, God really fucked with people. "Abraham, go kill you son. Ha! Just kidding!" I bet he was kidding about the circumcision thing, too.
LOL! What a zany God we have. My favorite is Revelations. When's Bruckheimer's treatment of that going to be screen ready?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-30-2005 01:23 PM

I Hate My Parents
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
For what it is worth, and I speak as a penis-less person, I don't think it is all that much better. I've never noticed an appreciable difference of the sounds of pleasure of those who are cut and those who aren't. This is based on sample size of about 10-11 uncut, (and considerably more who are cut), but still, I think it's enough for a valid comparison.
ELAINE: Hey Jerry, you ever seen one?

JERRY: You mean that wasn't uh...

ELAINE: Yeah.

JERRY: No.. you?

ELAINE: Ya.

JERRY: What'd you think?

ELAINE: (shakes her head) No, had no face, no personality. It was like a martian. But hey, you know that's me.

Hank Chinaski 08-30-2005 01:23 PM

I Hate My Parents
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
How come you didn't also link to this article about how it's okay for some men to be squicked out by watching the mother of their child give birth?

Covering Shape Shifter's ass on the research for board bill
I bet most of these women whose husbands lose interest look like this:

http://www.conservativegroundswell.c...ed_teacher.jpg

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-30-2005 01:24 PM

I Hate My Parents
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I'm not sure how I would have made it through junior high and high school with more sensativity.
Exactly. My NRB rate was already ludicrous.

bold_n_brazen 08-30-2005 01:26 PM

Bald exes.
 
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No, excellent recall... But please explain why PP and RP hate each other. Its got my net world in disarray.
I merely keep track of the whats. I cannot begin to examine the whys.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-30-2005 01:27 PM

I Hate My Parents
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Exactly. My NRB rate was already ludicrous.
I could not go commando with that sort of hypersensitive crank. Things would get way out of hand...

Its hard enough keeping the fucker down when it rubs the fabric the wrong, er... right, way sometimes when I'm walking.

I'd be jailed for public indecency.

Shape Shifter 08-30-2005 01:28 PM

I Hate My Parents
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
LOL! What a zany God we have. My favorite is Revelations. When's Bruckheimer's treatment of that going to be screen ready?
If God didn't want us to have foreskin, why did He put it there in the first place?

Hank Chinaski 08-30-2005 01:28 PM

Bald exes.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I merely keep track of the whats. I cannot begin to examine the whys.
But its a recent fight isn't it? RP you weren't fighting with her years ago were you?

Sparklehorse 08-30-2005 01:31 PM

I Hate My Parents
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I bet most of these women whose husbands lose interest look like this:

Not like that fake fat Britney picture NFH posted earlier today?

robustpuppy 08-30-2005 01:35 PM

Bald exes.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
But its a recent fight isn't it? RP you weren't fighting with her years ago were you?
I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Hank Chinaski 08-30-2005 01:36 PM

I Hate My Parents
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Not like that fake fat Britney picture NFH posted earlier today?
didn't see it. I have nfh on ignore. I find it helps me pass the time in the grocery line reading the tabloids, if I don't go in already knowing the recent celeb divorce news.

andViolins 08-30-2005 01:50 PM

I Hate My Parents
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If God didn't want us to have foreskin, why did He put it there in the first place?
Intelligent dick-sign?

aV

LessinSF 08-30-2005 01:59 PM

I Hate My Parents
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
In the Old Testament, God really fucked with people. "Abraham, go kill you son. Ha! Just kidding!" I bet he was kidding about the circumcision thing, too.
Well Abe says, "Where do you want this killin' done?"
God says, "Out on Highway 61."

LessinSF 08-30-2005 02:00 PM

I Hate My Parents
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
rent Europa Europa. Sometimes, when a grown up man and a grown up lady feel a certain way they want to show each other their piddlers.
or watch this season of Big Brother. Certain of the "houseguests" (Beau and Howie) quite enjoy showing others their "pee pees."


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