Rolling Stone Today
 

If we didn't bicker in public, how would we ever get to have the public make-up sex?

Rolling Stone Today
 

That's really what we're trying to nip in the bud.

Rolling Stone Today
 

You mean MM and MR? Because MR is the more bitter sock.

And the jury breathed a collective sigh of relief
 

SANTA MARIA, Calif. - The judge in the Michael Jackson molestation trial Thursday spared jurors from seeing a graphic piece of evidence when he barred prosecutors from showing photographs of the pop star’s genitalia.

You NEver Give Me Your Money
 

I hate it when couples bicker in public.

You NEver Give Me Your Money
 

Please don't feed the trolls.

I'm Burt Reynolds, bitch!
 

Video of the slap.

http://cbsnewyork.com/topstories/loc...145094335.html

Would have been funny if he got slapped back twice as hard.

TM

Tom & Sofia?
 

Lost amidst the Tom & Katie grossness is a report of whatever happened to the fledgling Tom Cruise & (the incredibly smoking hot) Sofia Vergara.

NFH? Anyone else? Did I miss the details when I was off in Montmartre?

Tom & Sofia?
 

His spinning class schedule made it too tough for them to get together.

Viggo Redux
 

Dear NFH,

The kind women of GoFugYourself.com confirmed that Viggo's unfortunate outfit (and did you see that mustache?!) was unrelated to any sort of paying acting gig. Such as a Broadway play or something. He was at Cannes. I would have replied to your original post, but my work computer hates me* (damn you yahoo IM!!!) and for some reason I've been having difficulty with the "reply" feature here.

Yours truly,
nCs




*softball!

I'm Burt Reynolds, bitch!
 

Talk about too much plastic surgery.

my dogma got run over by karma
 

I'm with the short hair crowd. She has an amazing face and long hair takes the focus away from it.

You know your geekdom is common knowledge
 

Robert Smigel had a show on Comedy Central for one year. It blew like nothing has ever blown 85% of the time. 15% was genius; to this day, I remember the five stages of grief by the mnemonic "Drink Alcohol Before Doing Anal."

Smigel is inconsistent; you may have noticed that his "TV Funhouse" on SNL is only funny one out of four times. When it's good it's great, but no TV exec would sign on to those odds for a standalone show.

stp

Not your typical indy car driver
 

Does it tell time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome and Gstaad?

And Targreed's half mockie.
 

Can I get a ruling on this one? I'm hoping there's an IJOTD in here I'm not getting.