Hot Summer
 

24ish. Golden blond hair (the real kind, not some phony job); grey/blue eyes; smooth, creamy, pale-ish white skin; real, firm, perfect C cups that bounce slightly when she walks; perfect mix between tone and curves; and to top it all off, extremely sweet yet slightly naieve personality, with a hint that she's open to trying all sorts of things.

Maybe it was me, you bastards!
 

Mmmmm, tapas.

I thought the guy was having to restrain himself from beating some summer to death because she was smoking in the office and he couldn't stand the smell. I had to read it twice before I figured out he didn't specify what he was restraining himself from, and that he meant she's attractive.

God I'm old.

ETA Maybe if he'd said "SMOKIN'" not "SMOKING" it would have been clearer, and it occurs to me that I work with no one even remotely hot and I kind of miss the firm young flesh of SAs.

Hot Summer
 

Why bother restraining yourself? (Unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case, go for it.)

Hot Summer
 

Well, you were looking for a way to piss off the old lady. I say go for it.

Hot Summer
 

Careful. I smell a stalker.

Hot Summer
 

Are you talking to Bad Boy or the Summer?

Hot Summer
 

I think you have me confused with someone else. No old lady to piss off here.

The worst part of it is, she looks at me with some admiration (because I'm an attorney and she's not), and I'm happy to kid myself into thinking she actually digs me. When the fuck did I get so fucking old.

Hot Summer
 

How old are you? Because 24-ish is not that young. What are you waiting for?

Hot Summer
 

Yes?

Hot Summer
 

Up for partner and don't want to take the chance.

Hot Summer
 

No kidding. That and no old lady to piss off. I wonder if Bad Boy is experiencing doubts as to his masculinity.

Hot Summer
 

Apperently he is waiting for someone to tell him that a summer being impressed with someone for being an attorney doesn't translate into her being equally impressed with all 500 attorneys at his firm.

And after hearing that she is impressed with him because he's an attorney, both the summer and the sock sound stupid.

TM

Hot Summer
 

So she's not partnership-risking SMOKING? I'm not impressed.

Hot Summer
 

There's no woman worth risking large sums of cash on. What's wrong with you.

Hot Summer
 

Apparently you've got your head up your ass. I didn't post for moral support you twit, I don't need any. I posted because I'm at a firm where you can't exactly run to the guy next store and talk about a summer's tits.