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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Someone told me recently that American spies were often outted in WWI & II because almost every American male was circumcised and, for the most part, most Europeans were not.

If only I had known this before hooking up with that French guy.

Rather an unpleasant shock, really.

dtb	08-30-2005 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My guess is circumcision was started by Jewish women desperate for orgasms. Think of how much rampant premature ejaculation took place back in the day when all men had all those extra nerve endings...

Why do you think the goyishe girls haven't thought of this?

Marsha

08-30-2005 02:15 PM

So then THAT happened.....

sebastian_dangerfield

08-30-2005 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Why do you think the goyishe girls haven't thought of this?

Hmmm...

Protestant:
"Lay on your back and think of England."

Catholic:
"If it feels really good, you'll get this thing called an orgasm. If you get that, you're going to hell."

bold_n_brazen

08-30-2005 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
If only I had known this before hooking up with that French guy.

Rather an unpleasant shock, really.

The first one for me was a cute Swiss guy I fooled around with my sophomore year in college.

Marcus was simultaneously involved with me and one of my best friends, and thought we didn't know about it. And she and I used to torture him by showing up at places he'd be with the other one of us.

We eventually had enough of him when he started to date a girl whose nickname (which is the only thing I remember about her) was "The Red Spread".

sebastian_dangerfield

08-30-2005 02:19 PM

So then THAT happened.....

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Originally posted by Marsha
I've been around for a while but haven't felt the need to post until today. I just want some perspective - have any of the women here "gushed" liquid when they have really intense sex? Have any of the men experienced this? Thoughts?

This... is what men... err, Penske... need when they don't have foreskin.

dtb	08-30-2005 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
The first one for me was a cute Swiss guy I fooled around with my sophomore year in college.

I remember thinking -- oh, crap. What do I do with THIS?

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen

We eventually had enough of him when he started to date a girl whose nickname (which is the only thing I remember about her) was "The Red Spread".

That's just disgusting.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

08-30-2005 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
I remember thinking -- oh, crap. What do I do with THIS?

Is it different when erect too, or only when flacid?

The word "flacid" actually makes me more flacid.

dtb	08-30-2005 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Is it different when erect too, or only when flacid?

Why would you think I saw it flaccid?

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The word "flacid" actually makes me more flacid.

I can understand why. Incorrect spelling is a real turn-off.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-30-2005 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
We eventually had enough of him when he started to date a girl whose nickname (which is the only thing I remember about her) was "The Red Spread".

I don't care about your rule - I want the "why" on this one.

Hank Chinaski

08-30-2005 02:37 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Why would you think I saw it flaccid?

You don't stay around to say thanks?

sebastian_dangerfield

08-30-2005 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Why would you think I saw it flaccid?