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SlaveNoMore 05-27-2005 02:43 AM
And Targreed's half mockie.
 
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Atticus Grinch
Can I get a ruling on this one? I'm hoping there's an IJOTD in here I'm not getting.
Nope. Just another misfiring synapse.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-27-2005 09:19 AM
And Targreed's half mockie.
 
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Nope. Just another misfiring synapse.
I was under the impression there were no synapses.

andViolins 05-27-2005 10:28 AM
anyone else
 
questioning their ability to actually accomplish anything today?

aV

greatwhitenorthchick 05-27-2005 10:32 AM
Not your typical indy car driver
 
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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Does it tell time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome and Gstaad?
It's the sports vibrator of the '80s.

bold_n_brazen 05-27-2005 10:47 AM
Not your typical indy car driver
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It's the sports vibrator of the '80s.
Does it have its own Members Only jacket?

ThurgreedMarshall 05-27-2005 10:57 AM
anyone else
 
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Originally posted by andViolins
questioning their ability to actually accomplish anything today?
No. I will get nothing done today. I've already come to terms with it.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-27-2005 11:02 AM
anyone else
 
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No. I will get nothing done today. I've already come to terms with it.

TM
I'm not going to even think about doing work until I successfully complete those "games" you posted two days ago.

Hank Chinaski 05-27-2005 11:06 AM
anyone else
 
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
No. I will get nothing done today. I've already come to terms with it.

TM
So burt's slap- it must be a bitch to be approaching death- life as an old man- when you were THE guy for awhile. Here he is, a sense of humor playing some wink/nod role in the remake and thinking everyone will remember the real Burt and then this knucklehead tells him that most young people don't have clue one about the original- so now his legacy is jusat the joke role.

The guy was a real man's man and could get any actress he wanted, now he realizes its all over. You and I will be slapping young lawyers soon enough, T. These other wimpy guys, ultimately maybe they're the lucky ones?

Not Bob 05-27-2005 11:08 AM
bilmore outed!
 
From http://www.overheardintheoffice.com/ (overheard in new york's little sister)

May 26, 2005
Well, She Was Lying Down in the Bed

Lawyer: Then why did you have sex with your cousin while she was sleeping?
Client: I honestly thought she wanted it. Really, I would never do anything to hurt her. I think of her like a sister.
Lawyer: Perhaps we shouldn't put you on the witness stand.

2605 E. Cliff Road
Burnsville, Minnesota

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-27-2005 11:09 AM
Oh Dear
 
http://www.deansplanet.com/images/ce..._bikini_03.jpg

Lindsay's boobies are gone.

sebastian_dangerfield 05-27-2005 11:10 AM
my dogma got run over by karma
 
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
She seems to have the same cleavage shot in each picture.
I was thinking the same thing. Why does Halle Berry have the same tits everyday?

Hank Chinaski 05-27-2005 11:10 AM
Oh Dear
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
http://www.deansplanet.com/images/ce..._bikini_03.jpg

Lindsay's boobies are gone.
who is that? Do you have a better shot of the girl in the white bikini behind her?

sebastian_dangerfield 05-27-2005 11:13 AM
Oh Dear
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
http://www.deansplanet.com/images/ce..._bikini_03.jpg

Lindsay's boobies are gone.
You and I both know we'd still love to screw her, anorexic coke whore or not...

But I'm guessing the sudden weight loss has probably converted her lucious orbs into pancakes with nipples on top. And I'm not a fan of being able to see a woman's neck veins and arteries through her skin...

So I'm thinking I'd only have sex with Linsey from behind.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 05-27-2005 11:16 AM
Oh Dear
 
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You and I both know we'd still love to screw her, anorexic coke whore or not...

But I'm guessing the sudden weight loss has probably converted her lucious orbs into pancakes with nipples on top. And I'm not a fan of being able to see a woman's neck veins and arteries through her skin...

So I'm thinking I'd only have sex with Linsey from behind.
Looks like she peaked at 17, just like Britney.

robustpuppy 05-27-2005 11:18 AM
Oh Dear
 
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
But I'm guessing the sudden weight loss has probably converted her lucious orbs into pancakes with nipples on top. And I'm not a fan of being able to see a woman's neck veins and arteries through her skin...
She must have lost about 30 pounds, and in what, a couple of months? Why would she do that to herself? I never liked her face, but her body just oozed sex, and she certainly wasn't flabby. Now if she gains the weight back it will probably go to her butt and thighs before her breasts. They won't be big again until Federline knocks her up.

ETA Jesus, she's not even 19 yet. When she's 30 she'll look back and wonder why she didn't like herself the way she was.


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