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Flinty_McFlint 08-02-2005 06:09 PM
How RT and balt Didn't Meet
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Both the greenlighting phenomenon and WookieFetish.com are hoaxes.

http://www.slate.com/id/2123673/
Speak for yourself. Wookies are hot.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-02-2005 06:11 PM
Hot Summer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bad Boy
Apparently you've got your head up your ass. I didn't post for moral support you twit, I don't need any. I posted because I'm at a firm where you can't exactly run to the guy next store and talk about a summer's tits.
So you're a solo? Dude, she'll totally be into you.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-02-2005 06:12 PM
Hot Summer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bad Boy
I think you have me confused with someone else. No old lady to piss off here.

The worst part of it is, she looks at me with some admiration (because I'm an attorney and she's not), and I'm happy to kid myself into thinking she actually digs me. When the fuck did I get so fucking old.
Around the same time you became delusional.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-02-2005 06:14 PM
Hot Summer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bad Boy
We come from different schools.
Go ask her out. You'll be transferred to Reality U quickly.

futbol fan 08-02-2005 06:18 PM
Hot Summer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Hi!! I'm going to Canada soon. Need any cigarettes?
Need? No. Have an addiction to? Yes. But I am quitting, or planning to, or planning to decide to start to, so don't tempt me with any of that sweet North of the Border action.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-02-2005 06:21 PM
Hot Summer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Need? No. Have an addiction to? Yes. But I am quitting, or planning to, or planning to decide to start to, so don't tempt me with any of that sweet North of the Border action.
ok, no problem.

What I should have said was "Need any cigars? Cigarettes? Cigarillos? Weed?." That would have been totally meta. But I am not that quick-witted, I guess.

Shape Shifter 08-02-2005 06:22 PM
Hot Summer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ironweed
Need? No. Have an addiction to? Yes. But I am quitting, or planning to, or planning to decide to start to, so don't tempt me with any of that sweet North of the Border action.
Maple-flavored butts?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-02-2005 06:24 PM
Hot Summer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bad Boy
24ish. Golden blond hair (the real kind, not some phony job); grey/blue eyes; smooth, creamy, pale-ish white skin; real, firm, perfect C cups that bounce slightly when she walks; perfect mix between tone and curves; and to top it all off, extremely sweet yet slightly naieve personality, with a hint that she's open to trying all sorts of things.
She could be uglier than a bag of assholes and you'd be all over her. You've written five posts and already I can tell you probably get hard when a girl says hello or brushes against you.

Put on some platform shoes and ask the fucking girl out or shut the fuck up. I take my entertainment seriously; I don't want to get roped into some plot with an impotent protagonist. Shit or get off the pot.

If you're Penske, touche.

Hank Chinaski 08-02-2005 06:26 PM
Hot Summer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bad Boy
There's no woman worth risking large sums of cash on. What's wrong with you.
contra The Victoria Principal principle

Bad Boy 08-02-2005 06:28 PM
Hot Summer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Around the same time you became delusional.
Wow, it's true what they say about your reading comprehension. Who knew.

Bad Boy 08-02-2005 06:31 PM
Hot Summer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She could be uglier than a bag of assholes and you'd be all over her. You've written five posts and already I can tell you probably get hard when a girl says hello or brushes against you.

Put on some platform shoes and ask the fucking girl out or shut the fuck up. I take my entertainment seriously; I don't want to get roped into some plot with an impotent protagonist. Shit or get off the pot.

If you're Penske, touche.
I do get hard, all the time. I'm very potent and I like women.

I'd hold off on the make-up sex tonight tough guy. With all sexual frustration, you may hurt her.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-02-2005 06:32 PM
Hot Summer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bad Boy
Wow, it's true what they say about your reading comprehension. Who knew.
I thought that was actually a rare non-whiff from Sebby.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-02-2005 06:33 PM
Hot Summer
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I thought that was actually a rare non-whiff from Sebby.
Fuck. Between you and NCS today... I'm done.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-02-2005 06:38 PM
Hot Summer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Fuck. Between you and NCS today... I'm done.
Post pictures of your wife's tits and no one will give you a hard time again.

notcasesensitive 08-02-2005 06:38 PM
Hot Summer
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bad Boy
I do get hard, all the time. I'm very potent and I like women.
All the time? Moving over to creepy territory. Maybe G3 will give smarmiest over to you if you ask nicely.


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