Poll
 

Cool. Phish meets Jesus Christ Superstar.

I'm not angry anymore.
 

Yeah. But I've got that whacky hetero thing screwing up my taste.

http://hyperion.hmdnsgroup.com/~malkin/graphics/mm7.jpg

I'm not angry anymore.
 

Right, the reason that I think she is unattractive is that I'm gay. You got me.

Actually, after seeing the color picture on this page, http://michellemalkin.com/about.htm , I take back my statement about her being marginally attractive. Take away the soft filter and the makeup and I think that I saw her in some bad movie on USA as "leather-clad Asian thug #7."

I'm not angry anymore.
 

You have Ty's sense of humor.

I'm not angry anymore.
 

Curiously, she's not entirely dissimilar from this local favorite, with the addition of some air-poofed hair:

http://www.nomarriage.com/images/jessica_cutler.jpg

Intervention
 

So, sold by the catchy music in the commercials, I've been watching Intervention on A&E. It's on Sunday nights. They convince the people that they're just doing a show about addiction, and then they pull an intervention on them at the end after showing how fucked up they are.

It's crazy. The always do two people: in the last episode, one was a 31 year old guy who had been a young genius. He graduated from UCLA at 14, started getting a PhD in biochemistry, starting developing goofy raps to teach biochemistry to UCLA undergrads[1], dropped out of school to pursue an entertainment career, and ended up becoming a compulsive gambler, gambling all kinds of money away, including a bunch of money his parents gave him. They had to sell their house, had only made him move out a year ago, and are still giving him money to pay his crazy debts to all kinds of different companies.

There are a bunch of amazing lines that make it obvious that his parents coddled him and did everything for him and it made him never grow up. He shared his philosophy on parenting, which was "if you have kids, you have to give them everything forever with no exceptions." It's fucked up. They also show him playing blackjack and esentially having a tantrum when he's losing.

The second person was an actress (whom I recognized) from the first three seasons of ER. She was a compulsive shopper, was severely depressed, and did all this crazy OCD shit. It was really fucked up, especially since I remember this person being a normal actress on some show, and then they show her doing all the compulsive checking behaviour and getting all intense and manic when she shops. Again, it was really fucked up.

Unlike the people the first week, both of whom did well in rehab, neither one this week seems like to make it. The actress was done in a month after her insurance company decided she was well enough to not cost them a shitload of money any more. The gambler checked himseld out after three weeks and claims to have stopped gambling. He also extracted a bunch of concessions and promises from his family in the intervention, so it sounds like they are going to continue to support him. That shit is sad. I can't even imagine how fucked up it must be to have to consider cutting off your own kid and getting a restraining order against him.

Anyway, I recommend this show. I thought it was pretty compelling.

[1] They showed some clips of this, and it was hilarious. A bunch of nerdy whitebread college students, probably in the late 80s or early 90s, were eating this stuff up. I can't believe this kid was actually convinced that he could make a career of this crap.

Stupid movies
 

I don't know what this means. Is this when there is a drunken brawl on your bed?

Intervention
 

Is that where you got your avatar?

Evidence
 

1) I sheepishly admit that I dreamt that RT imed me to tell me ncs got fake tits and that they were a real improvement. I emailed ncs to confirm and she said, no, that she was wearing a padded bra. GWNC, any theories on this dream?

2) I recently read that Kirstie Alley is anti cosmetic surgery bc she thinks it doesnt make you look younger, it just makes you look weirder. She might be a gigantic Fat but her face looks not much older than it did on cheers. maybe fat keeps you young looking.


3) the only thing I know about Nicollette Sheridan and the only time I have ever heard her name is when i heard she was dating that no talent assclown.

QEFTSG jumps the shark
 

I hate to state the obvious but didn't you get thememo that its "way past its sell by date" (credit ot Jack The Man Manfred)

Evidence
 

so you heard that I've become close friends with a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon? (true.) boobs would not be the first thing I'd do. at least not as long as my body fat is above 20%. mine are real and they're FABulous.

and updating on the celebrity fats, (spoiler alert) Daniel Baldwin no-showed on the last show of the Celebrity Fit Club. He later admitted to the cameras that he is in rehab, he is a drug addict and he was not just abusing the pain medicine for the last three episodes, but also the narcotics. He did not fess up to being higher than sunny's bf on Everest on the celebrity poker show a while back ["I'm the devil!"], but we already knew he was.

Evidence
 

20% body fat? When you sneeze, does gravy come out?

Your helpful, non-judgmental, bad body image enabling friend,

Flinty

Evidence
 

20% is healthy for women. (we have TITS! etc).

Evidence
 

Sure it is, fatty.

Evidence
 

So do some of the men, but you won't hear them getting called healthy at 20%.