Oh Dear
 

You need a universal moral code.

Oh Dear
 

It just so happens that I have one in my pants.

Oh Dear
 

I think "motivated by guilt and shame" is a universal moral code. Or part of one.

Oh Dear
 

I've heard that particular moral code is unreliable. One day up, one day down, sometimes faces north, sometimes south, sometimes little, sometimes even littler, etc.

Oh Dear
 

I think my partial one could use supplementation from yours, but only when it's facing out toward space and is not little.

Oh Dear
 

Smoking? No, but I've drank the studio-system star-machine kool aid.

Among the benefits, one of the next premieres that I get to attend is for a Charlize pic. Come to big papa, my little South African strumpet. Oh, and another one is for a movie including Sofia Vergara. Mmmmmmm, muy caliente.
http://img.conexcol.com/personajes/3/large/8.jpg

Oh Dear
 

Good trivia - Omar Shariff has won a world championship in bridge. He was once one of the world's best.

Viagra
 

I just saw a headline that said that blindness is a possible side effect of taking Viagra. I find this uproariously funny.

Oh Dear
 

She looks cheap.

Oh Dear
 

And to think there are those who would say the golden age of American cinema ended in the 1970s.

Oh Dear
 

Are you kidding? $1500/hour, minimum.

Oh Dear
 

South American labor usually is. But I think she gets good money for her calendar modelling, which ain't bad at age 33 or 34.

http://www.radioz.fm/chicas_zeta/dio...a_vergara1.jpg

Oh Dear
 

It's that expensive in the big coastal cities? No wonder I'm so popular.

Oh Dear
 

She looks much less cheap there. In fact, she looks pretty normal (in a very attractive person way).

Oh Dear
 

Why?

http://www.colombialink.com/imagenes...ofia/sof30.jpg

http://www.celebstation.org/models/s...Vergara-90.jpg

TM

[Yeah, I fucked up the margins. So what?]