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paigowprincess 08-30-2005 06:13 PM

The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
She easily had another 6 years of looking like this.



http://numquamnonparatus.com/grfx/britney2.jpg
Her legs are very shinny.

paigowprincess 08-30-2005 06:17 PM

The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by NotFromHere
And now it's going to be this.
http://www.afghania.com/modules/My_e...ritney_fat.JPG
That is a disgusting picture. Cover it up. Why is pregnancy so revolting looking? IS there some Darwinian reason?

I look forward to all the teeny boppers who want to get themselves knocked up as a fashion statement. Britney really should be shot- she is bad for white trash america.

ltl/fb 08-30-2005 06:19 PM

The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
That is a disgusting picture. Cover it up. Why is pregnancy so revolting looking? IS there some Darwinian reason?

I look forward to all the teeny boppers who want to get themselves knocked up as a fashion statement. Britney really should be shot- she is bad for white trash america.
I don't think the fat lady pictured is pregnant. That's just fat.

Boo Berry 08-30-2005 06:21 PM

The Glory Days (no, not Penske's glory hole)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Her legs are very shinny.
There's always TrimSpa. Recall


http://img55.exs.cx/img55/5223/anna6.jpg

then
http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/pics/annanicole1.gif

thenhttp://www.wooba.com/images/annanicolesmithgphoria.jpg

Boo!!!!

paigowprincess 08-30-2005 06:27 PM

Bald exes.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Let's see...

Sebby wants to soft swing on the internet. PP allegedly told him she did. Sebby is internet boyfriend to both rp and PP. (Which is one of the world's funniest punchlines, if you ask me.)

And SS has a circumsized penis.

Anything else I should be noting?
Please pay attention. I dumped Sebby when I got word about , uh, the other woman. It made me feel unclean no mattar how many times I showered on the internet.

paigowprincess 08-30-2005 06:28 PM

Bald exes.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
No, excellent recall... But please explain why PP and RP hate each other. Its got my net world in disarray.
I will tell you all aobut it at our rendezvous.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-30-2005 06:29 PM

Bald exes.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Please pay attention. I dumped Sebby when I got word about , uh, the other woman. It made me feel unclean no mattar how many times I showered on the internet.
I've got a preggo festish... what can I say? I've run out of fetishes. It was bound to happen...

paigowprincess 08-30-2005 06:32 PM

S
 
[QUO

notcasesensitive 08-30-2005 06:33 PM

Bald exes.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Please pay attention. I dumped Sebby when I got word about , uh, the other woman. It made me feel unclean no mattar how many times I showered on the internet.
In fairness, it was public knowledge that they were internet bf and gf when you started hitting on him. Hussy.

paigowprincess 08-30-2005 06:35 PM

Bald exes.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
In fairness, it was public knowledge that they were internet bf and gf when you started hitting on him. Hussy.
Nah, SEbby and I go back years. This must have been during her GA Wolrd Tour Gaping Gash PreMantrap Period?

Boo Berry 08-30-2005 06:36 PM

S
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
[QUO
Is this a game of hangman?

Is the next letter "T"?

Boo!!!!

bold_n_brazen 08-30-2005 06:37 PM

Bald exes.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Please pay attention. I dumped Sebby when I got word about , uh, the other woman. It made me feel unclean no mattar how many times I showered on the internet.
I have noted this duly and made the requisite changes to the pie chart.

I think the subject line has just become screamingly funny. But I have a weird sense of humor.

bold_n_brazen 08-30-2005 06:39 PM

You are not answering the question.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
How are uncircumsized erect penises, as a group, visually differentiable from circumsized erect penises?
I think all penises are unique. That is, I don't think you can say that circumsized penises look this way and uncircumsized penises look that way. In my experience anyway.

paigowprincess 08-30-2005 06:42 PM

Bald exes.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by taxwonk
Yes. It appears all my internet girlfriends have dumped me. I'm a peeved about it all, if the truth be told.
For the record, we were never Interent bf/gf. In fact, Sebby was my first. What happened with the preggo? Unrequited fetishism?

paigowprincess 08-30-2005 06:45 PM

I Hate My Parents
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ironweed
Do you feel that posting in the form of a question lets you off the hook of actually composing and typing a flame worth reading?
"Ping! Pow!

I hope I never get on your bad side.


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